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Clips from Family Guy - Blue Harvest (S06E06)

"My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again. They never stop."
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"we now have news that Lando Calrissian"
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"has been made the chief administrator of the Bespin Mining Facility."
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"Affirmative action strikes again. The time is 8:50."
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"- R2, what are you doing out here? - Beep, oop, beep."
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"That's not what I said. I said, "There ain't a pack of menthols on this planet.""
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"I'll show you, Mr Obi-Wan. R2, play him the message."
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"General Kenobi, many years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars."
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"We need your help again."
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"Not to get too personal, but you owe us after that mess you got into back on Alderaan."
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"This is just, like, logistical stuff. I'll check that later."
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"...Joey Lawrence haircut. So I'll assume we can count on your help"
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"to get the Death Star plans to my father on Alderaan."
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"The plans are stored inside this R2 unit."
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"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
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"- What's the Force? - It's what gives a Jedi Knight his power."
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"It surrounds us. It penetrates us."
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"Yeah, everyone in the neighbourhood has one."
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"Luke, wait. It's too dangerous."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
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"My sister, Regina-D2, lives here."
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"- Is she single? - She's a lesbot."
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"No, I never have."
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"Sorry, private party tonight."
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"- I'm a friend of Dave Navarro's. - You're a friend of Dave Navarro's."
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"You saw me here last week. I seemed like a cool dude."
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"I saw you here last week. You seemed like a cool dude."
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"- Move along. - Move along, move along."
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"- He doesn't like you. - Sorry."
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"I'm Pignose, and this is my brother-in-law, Scott. He's visiting from Hoth."
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"- OK, settle down. - I'm up after the band."
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"Thank you. We're the Cantina Band. If you have any requests, shout 'em out."
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"Play that same song."
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"Same song. Here we go."
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"Oh, no, stormtroopers. Quick, R2, in here."
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"- Maybe they're behind this door. - I just said it's locked."
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"Can't you knock or something?"
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"Hello?"
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"Whoever's in there won't be getting this giant cheque from Publisher's Clearing House."
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"- Publisher's Clearing House? - Shut up."
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"- Hear something? - I heard voices, but they stopped,"
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"so I'm gonna assume there's no one in there."
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"Hi. My sexy friend and I are looking for a ship to take us to Alderaan,"
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"and I'm willing to pay big money."
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"Well, you've come to the right place. I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon,"
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"- Is it a fast ship? - Are you kidding?"
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"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."
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"Always gargle before a takeoff. Wacca-wacca."
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"- Well, what do you think? - What a piece ofjunk."
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"- You got any strawberry milk in there? - No, but she'll make.5 past light speed."
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"I'll show you around, since no one's trying to stop the ship or blast us."
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"Stop that ship. Blast 'em."
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"Look at that one on the left. Get off your cellphone, you are driving."
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"Well, we're not in the same place we were. That ought to confuse 'em."
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"Yeah, but you hardly did anything. You just started listing lazily to the left."
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"I'm sure they can keep up."
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"- Where did they go? - There they are, listing lazily to the left. Left."
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"Did he say "strap in" or "strap-on"?"
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"Man, hyperspace always look so freaky."
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"- So what did they say? - They're worried we'd be leaning all day."
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"- They said that? - Yeah."
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"None of this will matter when we're famous singers."
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"that Alderaan was in possession of weapons of mass destruction."
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"Coming up, the road closures for this week's Ewok Pride parade. Stay with us."
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"Imagine you're spreading butter on a big piece of bread."
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"You guys seem like crazy morons to me."
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"You mean that thing you just found out about and are now judging me for not believing in?"
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"- Do you believe in anything? - Yeah. Didn't you see my kabbalah bracelet?"
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"- What's kabbalah? - About a buck, 75."
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"Alderaan's been destroyed by the Empire."
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"That's no moon. It's a space station."
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"Oh, crap. They got us in a tractor beam."
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"You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting."
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"- Like what? - Like getting the hell outta here!"
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"All right, just follow my lead and act real cool."
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"You know, Luke, this may be the last time we see each other,"
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"so there's something I want you to know."
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"Now, I've had the time of my life"
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"And I owe it all to you"
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"I've been waiting for so long"
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"Cos we seem to understand"
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"Shall I tell you something?"
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"No, I've never felt this way before"
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"Now you've said something better, so my thing don't sound cool."
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"- Come on, what'd you see? - I don't remember."
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"- Is this the first floor? - Second floor."
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"No. See, here's the Banana Republic, and we just passed that. It's right back there."
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"Now, we parked on the Macy's side, so now we must be over here by JC Penney."
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"The first floor is mostly men's stuff, and there's a Lady Foot Locker there."
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"So it's third floor."
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"Wrong floor - stormtrooper church."
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"And do you, Alan, take Judith to be your lawfully wedded wife,"
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"till death or a giant explosion do you part?"
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"Where are you taking this thing?"
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"Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138."
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"You think you could get me a room by the pool?"
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"We gotta find out what cell this princess is in."
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"- There it is - 2187. - I'm on it."
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"Everything's under control here. Situation normal."
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"- What happened? - We had a weapons malfunction,"
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"Thank you. How are you?"
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"- I've been better. - Well, tell me what's up."
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"Well, I'm in this relationship and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere."
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"I like her, but we're not really connecting."
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"- How long's it been? - Ten months."
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"If not, it may be time to move on. Thanks for calling."
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"This is Han Solo. I'll be keeping you company for the next few hours on the midnight shift."
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"- Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper? - Stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch."
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"Me and Han Solo and Obi-Wan are here to rescue you."
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"Suddenly I'm not so fat."
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"Great idea, Princess - diving into a pile of garbage."
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"- Too soon? - Could be worse."
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"It's worse."
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"The walls are closing."
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"You still got that bag I gave you?"
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"Man, I wish I could listen to some Tatooine Wind and Fire right now."
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"So you think the Empire's gonna fall, man?"
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"How you... how you doing right now?"
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