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Clips from The Simpsons - Thursdays with Abie (S21E21)

"Larry the Lamb?"
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"There you are, you piece of crap."
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"There's rats in my pants!"
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"Chief, my brother fell in the storm drain!"
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"What you need is the sewer cops."
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"Fine. What's their number?"
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"Lisa, you're old enough now"
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"There's no such thing as the sewer cops."
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"It's just something we tell kids to make them feel safe."
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"Well, if you miss him, yell into a toilet."
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"BART (echoing): It's dark down here!"
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"I have a column I'd like to submit."
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"Pay me whenever."
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"I'll just take this to our editor."
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"(shredder whirring)"
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"Hmm."
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"What?"
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"Pulitzer Prize application form?"
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""When I rode with Abe Simpson on t Tinseltown Starliner,"
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""I never dreamed his first voyage would be his last?"
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""At 3:00 on Monday,"
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"Abe passed away peacefully in his sleep.""
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"How would he know Grampa was going to die today?"
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"But would someone really kill a man"
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"just to win a Pulitzer Prize?"
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"(music plays dramatic sting)"
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"(gasps)"
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"All aboard the final run of the Tinseltown Starliner,"
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"the last ride into a nostalgic past."
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"Anyone without a ticket will be beaten"
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"by classic railroad bulls."
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"* Old Dan Tucker was a fine old man *"
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"ALL: * He washed his face in the frying pan *"
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"* And died of the toothache in his heel. *"
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"You don't get a beatin' like this traveling by plane."
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"Ow!"
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"I could die a happy man."
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"(grunts)"
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"(panting)"
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"(grunts)"
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"Drink up, Abe."
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"Live each moment as if someone's about to kill you."
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"as if it's your last."
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"Sorry, my hearing aid's on the fritz."
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"The only word I heard was "kill.""
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"(Homer whimpering)"
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"Hey. Aah."
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"Look at that."
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"They've recreated the '30s."
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"Tent cities, failing banks."
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"No, those are real."
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"(mutters)"
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"(whimpering)"
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"What was that?"
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"Um, an elephant on a circus train"
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"bellowing for his mother."
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"Oh, I remember the first time"
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"an elephant tried to eat me like a peanut."
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"I was on the set of a Warner Brothers cartoon."
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"Jack Warner came by and said..."
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"(whimpering)"
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"Huh?"
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"(laughs)"
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"Yeah, you'd better run!"
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"(loud mewing) (gasps)"
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"Sewer cats!"
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"(yells)"
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"(whimpering)"
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"Larry?!"
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"(yowling)"
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"You're the most wonderful stuffed lamb in the world."
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"and we'll have the rest of the weekend to..."
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"(grunts)"
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"Huh?"
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"Larry!"
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"(sobbing)"
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"Man, everybody loves this guy."
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"Give him my number."
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"I'll teach him things."
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"Things he can use."
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"The older I get,"
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"the more I like the taste of hot water."
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"(snoring)"
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"(to "Here Comes the Bride") * Here comes the prize *"
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"* Pulitzer Prize *"
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"* I'll finally be successful in my mother's eyes. *"
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"A little ler..."
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"little lower."
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"Drop that pillow!"
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"(yells)"
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"Ow! Yeah."
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"(grunts)"
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"See you tomorrow at yoga."
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"Jane is sick, so Tricia's filling in."
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"As long as it's not a du!"
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"(both grunting)"
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"How can you stand up to this punishment?"
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"I'm the toughest S.O.B. there is--"
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"a biweekly human interest columnist."
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"And your father's gonna make me a fortune."
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"Pathetic old fool."
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"(grunts) Um..."
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"(laughs)"
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"(brakes squealing)"
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"So many hat boxes."
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"Dad, I don't have the right words"
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"to say how I really feel about you,"
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"but at least I know how to beat up a guy who does."
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"Well, at least you never tried to kill me."
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"Just with indifference."
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"You did good, kid."
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"This is for the shoeshine."
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"It's a ghost quarter,"
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"but you'll be able to spend it pretty soon."
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"So, Grampa, you really saved Dad's life?"
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"I sure did."
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"But why don't we let Homer tell the story?"
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"Really? Me? u mean it?"
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"I think you're ready for your first ramble."
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"Oh, I've been waiting for this day for so long."
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