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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's Girlfriend (S06E06)

"Throw down your weapons and kiss the prairie, cow dorks!"
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"I brought my jacks!"
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"Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency..."
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"...and how to love your fellow man."
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"Among whom also we all once conducted ourselves..."
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"I don't want you playing with something that has such bizarre hair."
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"...will read the same passage I just read."
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"I noticed a few of you weren't paying attention."
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"I'm telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea!"
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"I've never felt this way about a girl before."
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"Thanks, Art."
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"Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart."
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"Is it my hair? My overbite?"
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"But, Bart, we banned you from Sunday school."
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"I've changed my ways."
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"Class, I want you to welcome back our prodigal son."
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"I have to turn my chair this way now."
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"Okay, class. We have a special treat today for pass-around."
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"Make it up to him..."
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"...later."
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"...and helping teacher clean up."
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"There is just no pleasing a girl like that!"
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"All that unnecessary behaving."
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"You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months' detention."
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"Hi, Bart."
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"Olympic gold-medal rocket-sled champ!"
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"Well, no offense, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse."
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"- But... But... But... - Make him stop!"
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"You're bad, Bart Simpson."
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"Yes, you are. You're bad. And I like it."
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"I'm bad to the bone, honey."
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"Oh, yeah? I'll prove it."
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"That's for besmirching an innocent girl's name."
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"- I guess. - Hey, you wanna go skateboarding?"
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"...I just might be able to hold on."
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"The glue will slow me down."
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"It was, Marge. Admit it."
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"- Hi. - We should get to class."
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"- You gotta give her up. - No, no, wait. Hear my plan."
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"Well-read and just a little wild."
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"I bet your little friend Jessica will be there."
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"That's very disturbing."
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"Hey, Bart. What? What's wrong?"
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"Well, Jessica, I don't think we should hang out together anymore."
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"I have been too reckless."
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"Well, it takes money to start a new life."
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"Stop him! He's headed for the window!"
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"- I didn't take it. - Why, you little..."
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"How can you lie like that?"
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"Bart, honey, do you know who did take the money?"
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"- No. - See, son?"
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"- Why, you little...! - Crook!"
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"Well, it seems like if you really care for me, you should come forward."
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"And you're just yellow trash."
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"After much soul-searching, I decided it would be wrong of me to name names."
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"I left my Porsche keys inside Mrs. Glick."
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"Only you can come forward and end this injustice!"
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"Oh, yeah. Smells like church."
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"Bart Simpson has somehow managed to sneak his bedroom into my house."
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"No, Dad. I did it."
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"Well, young lady, I suppose we brought you home..."
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"...from boarding school a little prematurely."
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"The exploding toilets ring a bell? Come on, Dad, pay attention to me!"
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"Hello, in there. Hello?"
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"I think you all owe my son an apology."
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"I'm a little wiser and a little less naive."
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"Hey, Jessica!"
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"Coming!"
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"Wait till she sees the second-rate job I do on these stairs."
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"BART'S GIRLFRIEND"
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"- We take the white man alive."
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"All right, Thinks Too Much. It shall be so."
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"Keep your eyes peeled for Injuns. I mean, Native Americans."
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"They're after us because we gave them blankets infected with cooties."
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"I ate all my caps."
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"Why do we have to play this corny old game anyway?"
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"That's not fair, Nelson. They didn't have the Killmatic 3000 back then."
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"Hey, records from that era are spotty at best."
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"Bart! Lisa! Time for church!"
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"You just answered your own question with that commode mouth."
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"...and did feast on what flowed forth."
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"...in the lusts of our flesh..."
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"I'm a troll man"
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"I'm a troll man"
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"Awful, awful hair."
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"...who has just returned from boarding school..."
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"Shut up, I know what I'm doing."
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"I hate the sea and everything in it."
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"Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our church."
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"My long search is finally over."
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"I was incredibly moved by your reading."
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"I don't think God's words have ever sounded so plausible."
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"I have to go over here now."
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"It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you."
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"The fact that I've worn the same clothes for the last four years?"
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"She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter, and you're the devil's cabana boy."
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"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."
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"- Bart Simpson? - Yes, ma'am."
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"You were happy. We were happy. Everybody was happy."
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"Particularly the hamster."
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"Please give me another chance, ma'am."
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"All right, Bart. The Bible does teach forgiveness."
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"- What? - What's prodigal mean?"
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"You know, the great thing about Sunday school..."
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"...is we're finally learning something we can use."
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"Yeah, so true."
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"A replica of the slingshot David used to slay Goliath."
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"While you kids are looking at that, I'll just busy myself in this file cabinet."
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"Must fight Satan."
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"Do you ever think anything you don't say?"
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"I'm all tense through the chestal area. I need relief."
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"Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear."
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"The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury."
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"That'll hold me, at least till I get my hands on some kind of explosives."
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"Congratulations, Simpson."
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"There's not? You used me, Skinner! You used me!"
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"Three months?"
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"I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair."
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"Wanna have dinner at my house tonight?"
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"Really? Sure."
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