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Clips from Friends - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS (S05E05)

"I miss you too."
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"Well, at least I think I do."
Friends
"She's talking."
Friends
"Yeah, she might have mentioned him."
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"So, Mon, when are we going to meet this new, secret waiter man?"
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"He's really shy. I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet."
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"Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet."
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"I don't care, I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had."
Friends
"Really?"
Friends
"I might have said that."
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"Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship."
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"- That's great! - Yes!"
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"In London."
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"- What? - She wants me to move to London."
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"You know that."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"I bet if I talked to Carol and Susan..."
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"...I could convince them to move to London with Ben."
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"...so you can patch things up with your new wife."
Friends
"It could happen."
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"This'll be your phone."
Friends
"That's great."
Friends
"But I'm not really expecting a lot of calls."
Friends
"No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phone."
Friends
"Well, here's your phone, doctor."
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"I can't believe I can't find a selfless good deed."
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"You know that really old guy that lives next door to me?"
Friends
"I snuck over there and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop."
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"But he caught me, and he force-fed me cider and cookies."
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"Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish."
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"I will find a selfless good deed. Because I just gave birth to three children..."
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"- Sure. - If you're cooking on the stove..."
Friends
"...does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?"
Friends
"Chandler."
Friends
"I think I'm going to respect the privacy of my new, secret boyfriend."
Friends
"Why?"
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"...and it's me who'd learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had..."
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"...I'd be going like this:"
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"...I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben."
Friends
"I understand that would be difficult."
Friends
"Would you consider moving here? You were moving here anyway."
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"Why can't you just do that?"
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"I don't know. It's just..."
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"Okay, okay, but I know that even though I've been a complete idiot up till now..."
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"...you have to come here."
Friends
"All right."
Friends
"All right? Did you just say "all right"?"
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"I did. Now I'm the idiot."
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"It'll be great!"
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"We're going to be like two idiots in love!"
Friends
"Ross, there's one thing that really scares me still."
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"...how humiliating it was for me up on that altar..."
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"...in front of my entire family, all my friends."
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"I know. I am so sorry."
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"And then, after deciding to forgive you..."
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"...seeing you at the airport, catching our plane with her."
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"Again, very sorry."
Friends
"It drives me mad thinking of you being in the same room as her."
Friends
"All right."
Friends
"I'll come to New York and we'll try to make this work."
Friends
"That is so great!"
Friends
"As long as you don't see Rachel anymore."
Friends
"I asked Emily if she would come to New York."
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"And she said yes."
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"- Great! - No, no, no."
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"What? You can't..."
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"I told her I'd have to think about it."
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"I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision?"
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"She's one of your best friends."
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"- That's true! - Yeah, right?"
Friends
"Oh, hey, Joey. We've been watching all day. When are you gonna be on TV?"
Friends
"There was kind of a mix-up in my agent's office..."
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"...but I'm still on TV, and that's good exposure."
Friends
"Oh, okay. How about now?"
Friends
"Hello, New York!"
Friends
"Maybe just put the whole duck right in there. Who cares?"
Friends
"How many times have I told you guys to never watch the cooking channel?"
Friends
"Listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day."
Friends
"We used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars."
Friends
"Williams-Sonoma, fall catalog, page 27."
Friends
"Expect it in 4 to 6 weeks."
Friends
"Hey. Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day."
Friends
"We have the whole place to ourselves."
Friends
"Yeah, so?"
Friends
"I think I'll pass."
Friends
"- Why? - Why?"
Friends
"PBS Telethon."
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"I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed."
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"I went down to the park and I let a bee sting me."
Friends
"What good is that going to do anybody?"
Friends
"It helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends."
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"You know, the bee probably died after he stung you."
Friends
"Back on in 30 seconds, people!"
Friends
"Excuse me, would you mind switching with me?"
Friends
"No way. I'm in the shot, man."
Friends
"If you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque du Soleil..."
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"...and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple."
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"Okay."
Friends
"That's it. I cannot make this decision. It is too difficult."
Friends
"You can't make this decision with a toy!"
Friends
"It's not a toy."
Friends
"So if anyone else has a better suggestion, let's hear it."
Friends
"Because I got nothing! Don't be shy."
Friends
"Any suggestion will do."
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"Magic 8 Ball..."
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"...should I never see Rachel again?"
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""Ask Again Later.""
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"Later is not good enough!"
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"This is broken! It is broken!"
Friends
"Will Chandler have sex tonight?"
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"PBS Telethon."
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"Hey, Pheebs."
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"I'd like to make a pledge."
Friends
"You sure? After what Sesame Street did to you?"
Friends
"I'm still mad at them, but I also know that they bring happiness..."
Friends
"...to lots of kids whose moms didn't kill themselves."
Friends
"And you don't feel a little good about donating the money?"
Friends
"Not the one I had my eye on."
Friends
"It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total."
Friends
"Thank you!"
Friends
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