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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Bobby Driver (S09E09)

"because my mother tells me to, again."
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"I thought that was your car. I didn't figure you for a quief."
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"Hi. I'm the director of exhibitions."
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"The sewing ceremony for the quilt celebrating town history,"
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"and that might not sound very pretty."
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"So, who votes to give this quilt to the Wharf Arts Center?"
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"Yeah, we're not going quietly."
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"- How was that? - Actually great."
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"Mmm."
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"Oh, God!"
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"♪ There's a voice in my head that drives my heel ♪"
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"♪ Radar love. ♪"
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"This is called a "toy aisle," and some kids have parents"
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"who come here and buy things for them?"
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"How are we all having the same dream right now?"
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"Kids, pick out a gift, please."
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"He's not even in any of our grades."
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"Name one, and don't say Mom."
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"Colton's padding out his invite list to get more presents."
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"Louise, come on, give Colton a chance."
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"Tina's right, you got to give people a chance."
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"Fine. Rubik's Cube. Well, a fake one."
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"It says "Multicolored Puzzle Square.""
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"There are no price tags"
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"Then what's with the attitude?!"
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"Ugh, it's Edith."
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"- Kids, let's go. - What's wrong, Dad?"
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"Give her a chance. She might surprise you."
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"That only applies if it's not Edith."
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"She's always awful."
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"a family will run away from you."
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"Wow. They went all out."
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"It says on the invite the theme is The Great Gatsby."
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"I don't know about great."
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"Hi. We're Colton's parents. I'm Blake and this is Allison."
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"Colton, come say hi!"
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"Here you go, a boater for the little gentleman"
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"and flapper feathers for the girls."
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"- Ha. That's... cute. - Want to swap?"
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"Yes, please! Call me Feather Locklear."
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"- Colton? What do we say? - Thanks for coming to my party."
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"Add it to the present pile, Colton."
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"Party first, bud, then presents."
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"- See? Classic gift grubber. - Oh, wait, before you go,"
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"Colton, let me get a pic with your friends."
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"Better, that's better."
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"23 skidoo."
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"so, uh, have fun."
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"- 23 skidoo to you! - I don't know what that means."
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"- Neither do we! - Okay. Bye."
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"Hey, Teddy, you got a spring in your step today."
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"Eh, well, the good news is I've got a second date"
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"with that lady I told you about, Caroline."
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"I hate sushi, but Caroline loves sushi,"
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"so I said, "Hey, I love sushi, too!""
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"and choke on my disgusting lies."
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"Why don't you just get the chicken teriyaki, Mort?!"
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"Whoa, whoa, Teddy, calm down. We can help you."
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"We can get you to like sushi."
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"We'll see about that. I'll call in a sushi order."
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"Can I get a California inside-out roll, please?"
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"Should we just be a sushi restaurant?"
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"Don't tell Bob; we'll see if he notices."
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"Oh! Pee and poop!"
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"Oh god, alright."
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"Edith, hey do you need a ride?"
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"Oh Bob, I saw you in the store and tried to avoid you"
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"- Okay, so you're alright then? - Hm, I'll take a ride"
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"- Yes, that would be very helpful - Oh, great then hop in."
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"Your car looks like it has ants."
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"I can't drive my car right now."
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"Oh, I-is there something wrong with it?"
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"Oh, what does "fits" mean exactly?"
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"- Fits! Fits! - Or we could just not talk."
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"- Here. - What are these?"
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"Pills. Hold on to the bottle."
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"If I start to have a fit, just put one in my hand."
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"Great. I'm so glad we're doing this."
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"All right, guys and dolls, we're gonna learn the Charleston."
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"First you wiggle that finger. Then you jiggle those knees."
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"A-wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. A-jiggle, jiggle, jiggle."
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"That'd be a great name for his autobiography."
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"Remember to wiggle your finger."
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"- Sorry. - Pssh."
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"Colton doesn't deserve all those presents,"
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"and he certainly doesn't deserve"
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"our perfectly fine off-brand puzzle toy."
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"What? No! I think that's against birthday party etiquette."
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"Well, I follow David Arquette-iquette,"
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"and that guy does whatever he wants."
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"Oh, yeah? Prove me wrong."
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"I'm wiggling, damn it!"
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"She's walking really fast. Like, really fast."
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"- What? - Let's move! Go!"
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"- Wait, what's happening? - I said step on the gas, you ass!"
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"- Quilting. - Huh?"
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"My quilting circle was making a quilt"
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"but my square got rejected by the bossy biddy"
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"who leads the group, Lillian."
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"She said the subject matter was inappropriate."
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"Wait, wait, wait, Lillian is the lady you just stole from?"
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"- No, that's Eleanor! - So many old lady names."
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"in a ceremony at the Wharf Arts Center."
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"Oh, it's a big fancy to-do,"
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"but who's gonna have all the squares? Me!"
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"Ugh. Why did you drag me into this, Edith?"
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"Oh, I didn't plan to. I was gonna hoof it,"
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"but then the universe sent me a guy with a filthy car"
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"- and nothing to lose. - Nothing to lose?"
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"The restaurant? You can't be serious."
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"I'm not doing this, Edith. Just get out."
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"Ah, fine, you big baby."
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"Let an old lady gather her supplies and I'll be..."
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"Are you okay? Are you having a fit?"
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"- Drive me, Bob. - What? N-No."
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"You want an old lady's fit on your conscience, Bob?"
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"Can you live with it? Can you?"
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"Now... let's ride."
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"I'm taking off my seatbelt. It's chafing my honkers."
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"- Wait, where are we? - Phillip Frond's house."
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