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Clips from 30 Rock - The Moms (S04E04)

"And I wonder why I'm like that."
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"Hello, Verna."
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"I'm being a great mother."
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"You love Dad."
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"They said they were going to put a wig on me or something."
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"I am a movie star, a television actor,"
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"Yes."
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"about money and clothes."
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"Don't blame your mother, Jack."
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"Look, you want to know what your mother missed?"
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"Uh... Because I love you so much."
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"Think? I know you can't."
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"of Bitch Hunter."
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""Where did you get that?"
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"Because of my back."
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"I'm sorry, She and I just..."
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"Do you not think I can take care of my own personal life?"
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"He wanted to get married."
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"And you got to choose her."
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"No one gets to choose their mom."
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"Well, you would have known her as Margaret Freeman?"
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"Colleen is going to kill you."
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"Lee, It's the bridesmaid's dress."
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"She's awesome, and so am I."
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"Excuse me, Dr. Aldrin."
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"This Mother's Day thing is a disaster."
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"and she was wearing a red shirt in 1984.""
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"Oh, you are nothing but a spoiled brat."
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"Well, you must remember my mom, Margaret."
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"We found a great mom for you."
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"than to be with someone whose resume"
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"Are you serious?"
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"I just thought this one might be more T.V. friendly."
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"Perfect? Sure, I'm a famous astronaut,"
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"The staff moms that are going to be on the Mother's Day show"
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"Because chest-wise,"
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"Well, a mother makes sacrifices."
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"I wish Jack had told me you were in town."
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"Did you forget?"
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"Well, hello, Lee."
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"But I am what you've got."
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"No."
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"Yeah, well, I'm not actually married, so..."
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"Go ahead, feel them."
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"You do a lot of things well."
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"Because you're talking in the ear"
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"No."
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"Novella Nelson?"
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"Hey..."
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"This needs to be taken seriously."
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"I'm kidding."
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"I have work to do, and I'll be joining you for lunch."
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"Oh, I quit."
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"who recorded an anti-condom P.S. A?"
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"as the Pajamarall lady."
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"All right, start with taxes, then insurance."
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"Come here."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Pajamaralls."
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"But you and women?"
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"Oh, there you are."
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"He was my steady at Montclair High."
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"Soon."
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"Too late, Jackie."
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"Oh, yes, we met a few years ago"
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"I gave Kenneth her information."
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"down in Florida?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"greener banana."
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"Whatever."
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"Like a cantaloupe..."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Two women, Jack?"
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"I can't."
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"One connects me to the man I was."
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"Oh..."
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"And I know you don't understand that,"
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"That's my computer."
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"for his astronaut training..."
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"I've been working my ass off pretending to be a good mom."
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"and a Guinness Book of World Records holder"
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"My mother could have married Buzz Aldrin."
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"And then we both move on to the, uh, make-up sex."
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"decorated fighter pilot, doctorate from M.I.T."
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"I once woke up in the Air and Space Museum"
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"But I would have put Maggie Freeman through hell."
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"You..."
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"I am 51 years old."
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"I assume herpes..."
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"I did not lose her, sir."
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