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Clips from Broad City - Florida (S04E04)

"I can't believe guns come with the apartment!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"All right, you let me have the ring, and I'm gonna give you"
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"the end tables and the sleeper sofa."
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"Oh, please, people pay not to sleep on that pile of bullshit."
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"(LAUGHING) China? That shit is Ikea."
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"You're not puttin' one over on me."
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"If you're gonna behave like this,"
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"then maybe you shouldn't come to Sandals this year."
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"How dare you take my Sandals vacay hostage."
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"Un-frickin'-believable."
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"You bet your ass I am!"
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"Hey."
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"I'm now realizing that the only non-white people"
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"I've seen in the last few days have been, like, nurses"
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"and gardeners and, like, the various dudes driving ambulances"
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"that have come in and out of the fucking community."
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"New York may be rough, but at least it's not a white supremacist's wet dream."
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"This place is so scary. It's, like, there are no gay people."
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"- Ugh! - There are zero interracial couples."
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"Literally only, like, straight white people."
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"- (MIMICKING GUNSHOT) - What are we?"
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"- In a goddamn Woody Allen movie? - Ugh!"
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"And we're trying to hide it from Grandma. But she spotted us immediately"
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"'cause she was high on speed herself,"
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"so then... (LAUGHING) Remember this, Beverly?"
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"you know, in that tiny, little bungalow kitchen"
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"till 3:00 in the morning grinding our teeth."
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"And we never told Daddy."
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"No, we never told Daddy."
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"You know, I lost my virginity in that little bungalow."
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"No, you didn't. You lost your virginity to Jerry Katz"
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"I lost my virginity to Neil Friedman in that bungalow"
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"while all of you were sleeping the summer I was 15."
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"Wait a minute, Neil Friedman?"
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"Wasn't he the one with the scoliosis brace?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"that I was gonna wake all of youse up"
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"because it kept bangin' against the headboard."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Bangin'?"
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"You take the ring."
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"No, Bobbi, you take it."
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"It's just a material possession. It doesn't mean anything."
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"My God, Mom, you need to smoke more often,"
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"like, every damn day."
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"I do need to change my Facebook profile pic."
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"Sometimes I wanna be one of those people that just, like,"
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"- deletes Facebook altogether. - Yeah."
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"Babies. Mmm..."
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"You know what, speaking of Facebook, I wasn't gonna say anything,"
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"Hey..."
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"Ilana, where did you get this pot anyway?"
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"- I brought it. - On the plane? How?"
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"- In my pussy. - (COUGHING)"
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"- (SIGHS) - Ew."
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"I knew, it's a thing."
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"She came out of you."
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"You can't smoke a little weed that came out of her?"
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"Good-bye, you old Boca box ofjunk!"
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"You gave us some fun times"
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"and E. Coli from the pool that one year."
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"Girls, see you back in New York."
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"Use condoms!"
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"Thanks for the full new wardrobe."
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"Yeah, it's like we're taking a piece of Florida home with us."
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"God damn it! (SIGHS)"
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"- (TEXT ALERT) - Of course she will."
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"Hmm?"
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"What?"
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"Hi."
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"You wanna come inside?"
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"All right."
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"I'm never gonna ask about the mechanics of what just happened."
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"And it's made especially for the humidity."
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"Oh, yikes."
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"BOBBl: You know what? You could hold my purse."
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"Ab, something I've meaning to talk to you about."
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"Why are you guys even friends on Facebook?"
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"Oh, my God, this is humiliating."
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"So... The key to sunbathing is to have a solid tan plan."
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"First I do my back, then I do my front."
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"Okay, so can you help me put on this 100 SPF?"
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"Amazing."
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"All right, Mommy would want me to have it."
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"- Ha! - It's probably the only engagement ring"
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"It's got everything."
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"Man, I feel so good right now."
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"- What? - I have to pee."
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"BOTH: We'll take it."
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"I mean, normally, you have to be over 55 years of age"
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"And they are the right age."
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"Oh, my gosh, okay."
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"Ethel's so fucking bossy."
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"I feel like she'd force people to vote for us."
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"And I always get everything. Just between you and me,"
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"Wow."
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"I do owe her one."
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"Tell me about it."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(SNIFFS)"
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"Hi, you guys lost my luggage."
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"I'm gonna have to transfer you to the lost baggage department. Please hold."
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"and get some goddamn whitefish salad for these old dirty bastards."
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"than a couple of (BLEEP)."
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"Do I look like a frickin' idiot?"
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"I've been in a haze!"
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"Grandma Esther's diet pills... Speed, you know, we took it."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Let's go, EI."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Wow..."
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"It's like our lives are Richard Pryor's dick,"
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"You are so full of shit, I need a plunger."
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"Ab, we're doing this."
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"We're here to clean out Mom's apartment before it's sold."
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"Even the type of fish salad they like is white."
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"Ooh, such a predator. I'm so sorry."
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"MAN: Four and three and two and one, one"
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