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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Unplugged (S02E02)

"- No, no, no, no! - What is it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Brady's injured. No!"
Modern Family (2009)
"He's my whole team. I have to change my roster."
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, if you can't do it over the phone, you can't do it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because we're not buying Haley a car."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well... Well, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil Dunphy, don't you even dream of it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire, all my friends are in that league. I'm gonna look like an idiot."
Modern Family (2009)
"- So what? - So I paid a huge entrance fee."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Listen to her. No, I know. But do you know?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Wait a minute. She's alone. - So?"
Modern Family (2009)
"She's alone."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know. You should see her pants. I'll text it to you."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Ha! Ah, ha, ha! - Aha!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Busted!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Sophie, I have to call you back."
Modern Family (2009)
"I knew it! I knew you couldn't do it. I told you I'd outlast them."
Modern Family (2009)
"- This sucks. - What's going on?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Nobody gets a car, I dump Tom Brady..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and our long Amish nightmare is over."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't believe you thought you were gonna put one over on us."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't believe that he's actually already on the Internet."
Modern Family (2009)
"Believe it, girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"- So you're actually online right now? - Yep."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, then I hate to break it to you, Daddy..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but you lose."
Modern Family (2009)
"This isn't my phone."
Modern Family (2009)
"I carved it out of a bar of soap and colored it in with a marker."
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"- Holy crap. We've been Shawshanked."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sorry about the delay. I was going over the plans for our new dance studio."
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"- Wow."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, tell me about yourselves."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, well, I'm a lawyer, so..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Many of our applicants are attorneys. - Of course."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am 1/16th Cherokee."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ready for child to soar like eagle."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, what are you saying?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Uh... - Um..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You're not getting a car. - But I won."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yes, but we never thought you would. - Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"- So? So..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Congratulations on your victory."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Nobody can ever take that away from you. - So true."
Modern Family (2009)
"But I spent two days in my room, talking to a bar of soap."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's not fair. - It's totally not fair."
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"- But we had a deal."
Modern Family (2009)
"Which, in hindsight, was utter nonsense."
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"Hey."
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"- We hated Billingsley. - The place is so stupid."
Modern Family (2009)
"You blew the interview, didn't you?"
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"- In a wheelchair. Oh."
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"- You still mad at me? - You tell me."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What is this? - I've been thinking."
Modern Family (2009)
"If you said as much about America as I said about Colombia..."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'd be plenty ticked off."
Modern Family (2009)
"Doesn't make up for everything, but..."
Modern Family (2009)
"A trip to Colombia?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I wanna see your village, learn your culture."
Modern Family (2009)
"I love you. I'm sure I'm gonna love where you come from."
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"Ay, Jay. Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
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"No way he's going to my village."
Modern Family (2009)
"I was in two car accidents when I was living there."
Modern Family (2009)
"Both times, I hit a goat. One was hurt pretty bad."
Modern Family (2009)
"But it was a good thing I had a shovel in the trunk."
Modern Family (2009)
"that though I lay with fire-haired man..."
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"the giving hawk would bring us baby..."
Modern Family (2009)
"with her skin the color of sweet corn..."
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"which my people call maize."
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"Okay. Please stop."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, uh..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Knowledge is her sustenance."
Modern Family (2009)
"Like so much maize..."
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"which, you'll remember, means corn."
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"What if I was a single dad?"
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"set her apart from the rest of the kids."
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"Oh, wait. Okay, hold on. I'll send it."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"Yeah, he's right here. Hold on."
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"- Mmm. - If you two would like to take a seat..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil, she carved a telephone out of a bar of soap."
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"- What sets you apart? - Um, well, I..."
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