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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Finding David (S02E02)

"(Birds chirp)"
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"which brown bag?!"
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"(Knock on door) - Oh Moira, David only took his own bags."
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"I've put in some calls to some people,"
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"because I know you and David had a..."
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"intimate uh, relationship."
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"There's a lot going on in my life right now."
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"- Don't worry, he's fine."
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"- Okay, you know what, can we stop talking about that bag"
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"- you let yourself in. - Yeah, no, I know."
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"- right now. - Okay..."
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"- I would love to feel worse about your parents"
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"- By who? - By me."
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"Thank you."
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"He's enjoying happy hour at the Viceroy without me."
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"I got it, great, we'll see you there this afternoon."
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"- And David."
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"and she ended up getting adopted by this really rich"
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"- That's so sweet."
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"Listen."
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"I don't want to apply any pressure"
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"to the whole marriage thing, but--"
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"- And I totally understand that."
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"Technically though, someone did leave,"
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"And so the dust just hasn't really settled"
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"I'm just so scared."
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"- We think so."
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"Now don't take this the wrong way,"
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"- Yeah. Yeah, thanks."
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"- Oh."
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"- I'm just super tired from walking, though."
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"JOHNNY: Alexis! (Honks horn)"
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"- I know!"
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"It's a tactic. It's subterfuge."
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"- I taught him everything he knows."
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"JOHNNY: David!"
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"- Stop yelling, "David!" You come here!"
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"I hope it wasn't too much of an imposition."
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"- You know, I'm not sure I'm even ready to come home yet."
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"when no one else showed me kindness."
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"I imagine it's customary for strangers to partake"
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"- I didn't go missing, David."
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"- What bag?"
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"- That bag?"
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"- I don't know David, why did you steal my eyeliner?"
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"- I hitchhiked, in the middle of the night,"
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"I was basically asking to get hit by a car!"
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"- You told me that Diane Sawyer gave you that bag,"
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"and that it was fake."
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"- They said that you have been calling around,"
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"I was intending on staying away for much longer,"
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"what you would like me to do,"
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"and we'll see where that takes us."
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"So um..."
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"(Door slams)"
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"- Oh David, it's a rare gift to strip vanity of its charm,"
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"- Oh, fuhhh..."
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"- David!"
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"I'm so glad to see you back home, all safe and sound."
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"- Thanks."
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"Next time, someone will think twice"
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"I accept your apology."
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"- No, no, no! No, no, no!"
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"- No! Noooo! - What?"
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"- My bag! It's gone! - What bag?"
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"- My brown bag! - What brown bag?"
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"You had a room full of brown bags back home,"
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"- My crocodile bag, the one my mother gave me!"
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"- Oh, it's in the closet, next to my briefcase."
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"- That's an ostrich bag."
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"(Hyperventilating, then agonized shriek)"
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"- Okay, just calm down, breathe, breathe."
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"Breathe... breathe!"
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"- Okay... David!"
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"David must've taken it, along with my last molecule of hope!"
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"- Are you kidding?! I bet he's pawned it by now,"
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"to pay for manicures."
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"- What possible sense would it make for David"
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"It doesn't-- Oh towels, great."
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"- Mrs. Rose, you got out of bed."
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"- Humph!"
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"- Sorry, am I interrupting something?"
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"- No, no, we're just, we're looking for"
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"something valuable, and um..."
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"- Your son? - Well, no,"
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"a brown bag, as a matter of fact."
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"Well... our son, yes."
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"- Has anyone heard from David?"
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"- Oh, to be so naive!"
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"He's long gone, darling,"
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"escaped, and left us all behind."
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"- Okay, well uh..."
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"just to get the word out."
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"- Well, that's very nice."
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"That's very nice, Stevie, thank you very much."
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"That's very considerate,"
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"Okay, I just came to drop off the towels,"
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"and check in, so."
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"ALEXIS: Is that Stevie?"
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"Can you ask her if she has any extra bedspreads?"
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"- I'm still here!"
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"ALEXIS: Oh! Okay, then come here then, please, for a sec?"
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"- Yeah, um, come in."
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"(Door thuds shut)"
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"- Hey, does this place have any king sized sheets?"
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"- Alexis, what the hell are you doing?!"
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"- Just giving myself some more space."
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"Like, Ted keeps harassing me for an answer"
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"to the whole, am I gonna marry him thing,"
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"and then there's the whole Mutt issue,"
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"which is very complicated, and sexy,"
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"- I take it you haven't heard from David."
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"- Okay, yeah, fine."
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"And David's missing. So..."
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"♪♪"
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"- Yeah, well, he's missing."
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"Well, I can't find him, so what would you say he is?"
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"Okay, you know what? You know what?!"
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"I don't think your mother would appreciate you"
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"speaking to me in that way!"
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