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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - Pilot (S01E01)

"From Baron... Afanas."
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"Really?"
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"The Baron..."
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"...is coming to visit us."
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"Holy shit."
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"Silence, Guillermo."
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"The Baron never leaves the old country."
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"Has he told us what the purposeof his visit is?"
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"Uh..."
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"No."
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"that vampires should rule the world."
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"is to find out whether we as vampires"
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"have populated America."
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"the place is fucking massive."
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"When is he coming, exactly?"
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"-Tomorrow. -Shit."
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"a very charming member of the vampire royalty."
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"It was pretty wild."
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"Lots of acrobatic stuff."
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"present."
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"LASZLO: Just between you and I,"
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"a while back, the Baron and I"
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"enjoyed a very intense sex affair."
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"So I, personally,"
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"am very much looking forward to reconnecting."
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"12 black alligators."
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"-I like that. -That's a lot of alligators,"
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"a lot of paint."
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"What about a van?"
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"That's not the same, is it?"
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"Can you at least make sure it's black?"
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"Yeah. Black van for tomorrow?"
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"Excellent. Uh, what about the Baron's bloodlust?"
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"-Virgins. -Oh, yes, let's do that."
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"Guillermo, two virgins by tomorrow evening."
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"we shall feast on virgin blood."
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"Vampire only laughing."
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"-Should we tell Colin Robinson?-Laszlo,"
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"-that is a terrible idea."
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"He'll ruin the evening."
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"Uh, what would ruin the evening?"
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"I told you-- didn't close the door properly."
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"Are we having a house meeting?"
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"-No. -No."
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"So, your gathering here..."
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"is just a coincidence?"
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"Yes."
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"COLIN: My name is Colin Robinson."
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"And I am what's known as"
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"Or energy vampire."
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"This is my office."
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"Also known as the hunting ground."
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"Hi, Deb."
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"Energy vampires drain people's energy"
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"merely by talking to them."
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"You're gonna be at that all day."
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"We either bore you"
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"with a long conversation..."
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"Hey, Don."
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"I have to pee, too."
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"Or..."
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"Hey."
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"...we enrage you."
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"In fact, you probably know an energy vampire."
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"We're the most common kind..."
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"We are day-walkers, not affected by the sun."
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"And we are the only kind of vampire"
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"that can drain another vampire's energy."
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"It's very cool."
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"The power grows stronger in him by the night."
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"GUILLERMO: There's different kinds of jobs that I have to do."
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"Keep the house tidy."
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"Sunlight! Why, Guillermo,"
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"why?!"
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"Not on my watch."
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"Getting rid of carcasses,"
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"I feel, is a big one."
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"So, we are under the stairs and this is my bedroom."
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"This is a picture of me as Armand"
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"Played by Antonio Banderas."
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"That was the first time I've ever seen"
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"an Hispanic vampire"
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"in mainstream, like, movies."
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"And I said, "If he can do it, I-I..."
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"Guillermo... boarded this whole window up,"
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"and being turned into barbecue meat."
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"Yeah, really cover it."
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"He's made a lot of comments recently, like,"
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""I'm going to make you a vampire.""
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"This is a little coffin toy that, uh..."
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"I hope to be in one of these one day."
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"What ho, good friends."
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"LARPERS: What ho!"
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"There's still a few places to find virgins."
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"LARPing stands for Live Action Role Playing."
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"In regular life, I'm just Jonathan."
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"GUILLERMO: I'm not a killer."
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"I find people who are easy..."
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"Is that a 14th-century battle-ax?"
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"Oh, it's so exciting."
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"Uh, will we be able to touch the swords?"
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"NADJA: We moved here from Europe"
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"about 200 years ago because there was"
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"They don't like the color of our skin."
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"Or the fact that we killed and ate people."
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"LASZLO: We're being very careful not to stand out,"
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"which is why we're both dressed down."
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"-Uh, good evening. -Go back to your own country."
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"What the fuck did you just say?"
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"You heard me, Ghost of Christmas Past bitch."
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"Oh, Mike, shut up."
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"At least, our families have."
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"Begone."
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"We should just suck their blood,I'm absolutely starving."
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"-They're perfect. -No, I'm furious."
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"He just insulted me, I'm in fifth gear."
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"-We should suck their blood. -Yes."
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"-LASZLO: Now? -NADJA: Wait. Wait, darling."
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"-Mike?"
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"Where the fuck are you?"
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