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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Lou Rawls (S02E02)

"[announcer] And so, Dr. Bob has done all the same jokes twice."
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"Tune in next time when you will hear Nurse Janice say..."
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"Shall we go for thirds?"
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"No, that would try my patience."
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"You don't have any patients."
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"I would if it weren't for that dumb nitroglycerin."
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"Hey, good to see you. You know, I'm just out walking the drummer."
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"[growling] Lou Rawls, Lou Rawls!"
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"Yeah, well, he's a big fan, Lou."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. He bought all your albums."
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"- Oh, you like them, Animal? - Uh-huh."
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"Delicious!"
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"Let me tell you something, Animal. You know,"
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"- You know what I'm talking about? - Percussion! [growling]"
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"Lou, you sort of have to consider Animal as your basic primitive man."
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"- You have to know how to talk to him. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Yeah, OK. That's easy."
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"- Animal... - Yeah?"
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"- Good drummer! - Good drummer, good drummer..."
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"- [growling] - Yeah, that's a good drummer."
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"Yeah. Well, listen, let me tell you this."
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"Look, I've got this long road gig coming up,"
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"Oh, no. You couldn't take Animal on any long road trips, Lou."
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"- Why not, man? The cat's good. - You couldn't get a long enough chain."
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"Chain! Chain! Chain!"
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"- [growling] - [munching]"
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"Come on, Floyd, just let me discuss it with him man to man, you know?"
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"Man to man? This dude don't know Animal. [laughing]"
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"- could I just ask one favor? - Yeah, baby."
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"- Don't let him chase any cars, OK? - [cars passing]"
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"Cars!"
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"Uh-oh. I think I blew that gig."
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"[Animal] Cars!"
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"- [speaking mock Swedish] - I see. I'll tell him."
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"Hey, Kermit? The Swedish Chef says he's not ready to go on."
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"You said he'd be on the second half of the show."
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"- [Fozzie] Wow! - [skates rolling]"
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"Well, listen, Chef, we've had to move things around a little."
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"Kermit!"
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"In fact, some things are moving around quite a lot."
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"[Fozzie] I think I've almost got it licked, Kermit!"
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"Emphasis on the "almost"."
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"- OK, let's go, Chef. - Come on, OK, OK."
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"[speaking in mock Swedish]"
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"...frog's legs."
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"Hold it! Stop! Cut, cut, cut!"
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"Don't say "cut", say "stop"!"
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"So you say your boyfriend's name is "Sy"? Sy who?"
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"So what did you think of the movie Jaws?"
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"[harmonica plays]"
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"So, how are the kids, Flo?"
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"Oh, not too good."
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"One of the chicks just came down with the "people pox"."
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"Oh, that's a lot of silly superstition."
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"[loud crash]"
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"[♪ Sonny Boy]"
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"Oh, my son."
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"When you grow up, you know, you might be a halfback,"
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"or you might even be a fullback."
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"Or, if you really persevere,"
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"you might grow up and be a football."
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"Well you know, Lou, it's great having you on the show."
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"Only possibly, Kermit. Only possibly."
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"Hey, listen, Lou, could you tell us,"
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"Well, Kermit, all you have to do really is just kinda lay back, you know,"
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"and lay down some golden tones, with soul and style."
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"Sure, you just gotta lay back and lay down some golden tones"
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"No, it doesn't even sound the same when I say it."
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"Hey, but listen, would you do a little bit of that for us right now?"
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"You see, Kermit, you really can't sing jazz without soft light,"
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"you know, a little atmosphere. And you gotta have a band."
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"- Oh, well listen, you got it. - [band starts playing jazz]"
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"Hey, Kermit. This is an inspiration and an open invitation, you know,"
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"- for some soulful syncopation, you dig? - Does that mean something good?"
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"- Yes. It means let's sing. - Wonderful, I'll just be over here."
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"Hold it, Floyd. Wait a minute..."
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"Let's see. Now where's Fozzie?"
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"If he's gonna do that roller skating act, it'll have to be soon."
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"[Fozzie] Waaaah. [chuckles]"
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"But I want you to know, it's tough."
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"Roller skating is very, very difficult."
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"Easy for you to say! Whoa, whoa!"
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"Welcome again to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today."
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"Well, our latest development is the nuclear-powered shaver."
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"The honor of shaving for the very first time"
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"with the nuclear-powered shaver"
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"goes to my faithful lab assistant, Beaker. Come on in here, Beaker."
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"Now, in order to protect Beaker's fluffy orange hair from nuclear fallout,"
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"- [gasps] - he will wear this protective helmet,"
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"which is... [grunts] made of solid lead."
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"Bend over, Beaker, here."
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"Come on. Hurry up, bend over."
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"There. [sighs]"
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"All right. Up you go, Beaker."
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"Now Beaker is ready for the demonstration."
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"Notice how effective the lead helmet is!"
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"[chuckles]"
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"So here he is with funny jokes and figure eights, Mr. Fozzie Bear!"
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"[chuckles] Whoa, whoa!"
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"Not bad on a ten-cent pair of skates, huh?"
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"Speaking of cheapskates... [laughs]"
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"I'm gonna do it while skating a figure eight. Here it goes..."
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"Speaking of cheapskates, I know a guy so cheap, when he goes fishing,"
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"he puts a picture of a worm on his hook and he catches a picture of a fish."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, watch this. I'm gonna tell this next joke"
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"while skating backwards,"
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"and with my foot in the air, wiggling my ears."
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"Here it goes..."
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"[grunting]"
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"OK, a guy walks in to a diner."
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""What's the matter, surprised to see me here?""
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"And the guy says, "Yeah, did the cow sell the place?""
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"He was doing OK until he fell off the stage."
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"[both laugh]"
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"And now, once again,"
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"this time backed by the big band of Dr. Teeth,"
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"here he is, Mr. Lou Rawls!"
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"[sighs]"
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"[applause]"
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"OK, well, that's about all the time we have, but before we go..."
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