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Clips from Glee - 100 (S05E05)

"Biff Macintosh."
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"Like the Apple?"
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"Yeah, exactly like it."
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"My family planted the first Macintosh apple orchard"
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"in Pennsylvania."
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"So, every time you have one of our apples,"
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"we get a nickel."
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"This is my very old,"
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"dear, dear friend Noah Puckerman."
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"Puck, Puckerman. Is that Jewish?"
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"She never told you about me?"
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"How long you been going out?"
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"About three months. Well, you know,"
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"Quinn doesn't really like to talk about her past,"
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"which is why I insisted on coming back"
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"too see it for myself, as boring"
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"as you said it might be. Mmm."
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"I said, "If you want to meet Mother,"
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"I have to really get to know you first.""
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"Wait, you call your mother "Mother"?"
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"Thank you so much."
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"It's been great talking to you, Puck."
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"It was good to meet you. Nice uniform."
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"Looks a little itchy, though."
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"Hey. I've been looking for you everywhere."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm trying to prove the Reimann hypothesis."
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"Who's forcing you to do this?"
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"My colleagues at M.I.T."
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"Miss Pierce?"
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"What's five billion, 752 million,"
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"715,548?"
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"I don't know. Six?"
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"I just wish that I could have my old life back,"
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"where I wasn't a mathematical genius"
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"and all I wanted to do was to scissor you"
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"and to talk to my cat. Well,"
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"what do you say you and I"
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"reunite a little threesome"
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"called the Unholy Trinity?"
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"♪ Ah, ah ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Baby, can't you see ♪"
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"♪ I'm calling ♪"
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"♪ It's dangerous ♪"
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"♪ There's no escape ♪"
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"♪ I need a hit ♪"
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"♪ Baby, give me it ♪"
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"♪ You're dangerous, I'm loving it ♪"
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"♪ Too high, can't come down ♪"
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"♪ It's in the air and it's all around ♪"
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"♪ Can you feel me now? ♪"
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"♪ With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride ♪"
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"♪ You're toxic, I'm slipping under ♪"
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"♪ With a taste of a poison paradise ♪"
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"♪ I'm addicted to you ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Ho, oh ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ With a taste of a poison paradise ♪"
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"♪ I'm addicted to you ♪"
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"♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪"
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"♪ Intoxicate me now ♪"
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"♪ With your loving now ♪"
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"♪ I think I'm ready now, I think I'm ready now ♪"
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"♪ Intoxicate me now ♪ Oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ With your loving now ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪"
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"That is what I'm"
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"What did you think, Mr. Preppy McDimplebutt?"
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"Oh, I thought it was, um,"
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"very energetic."
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"Dude, you were texting the whole time."
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"Yeah, well, he's very busy."
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"He's, um, president of a... of a secret society"
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"and also captain of the water polo team."
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"You were great."
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"Oh."
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"Well, you were amazing as usual."
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"No, I wasn't."
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"During the bridge, I was out of sync"
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"one 16th of a seventh step."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You're the most amazing dancer I've ever met."
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"No, I need to focus on what I'm good at."
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"Quantitative algorithms."
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"And if there's any time left in the day,"
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"hosting my popular Internet talk show."
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"♪ Fondue for Two, Fondue for Two ♪"
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"♪ That's some hot dish"
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"Hello, America."
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"I'm Brittany S. Pierce,"
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"and Fondue for Two has been on hiatus"
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"because, as it turns out, I'm a genius."
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"Tonight's guests are two of McKinley's"
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"most famous nonmathematical geniuses,"
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"Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry."
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"- Question, Rachel. - Yes."
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"You're currently rehearsing for"
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"the lead role in a Broadway musical."
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"You're also working full-time"
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"as a singing waitress at a diner"
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"and enrolled full-time as a student at NYADA."
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"That's correct."
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"Would you agree that it's"
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"slightly irresponsible for you to leave New York"
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"for an entire week for no other reason"
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"than the glee club's been canceled?"
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"Uh, no, I-I just..."
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"When are the lies going to stop?"
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"You don't even live in New York."
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"I'm not even sure you've been to New York."
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"Brittany, we went to New York together."
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"Don't change the subject."
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"Are your cats making out?"
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"Yes, they are."
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"Mercedes, how would you respond to the rumors"
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"that you're a really good dancer... Ha!"
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"But you hid the fact the entire time"
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