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Clips from Sex and the City - The Freak Show (S02E02)

"It helped her to imagine their future monogrammed towels."
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"Mitch Saylor?"
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"Ladies, I suggest you join me in the bathroom."
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"He's renowned, he Ioves going down on women."
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"-He's so cute to be so nasty. -That's disgusting!"
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"-I told you there'd be something. -He's a Iegend."
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"-Would you please stop calling it that? -Fine. Going down, giving head."
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"Stop it!"
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"-You do do that, right? -Of course!"
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"I don't have to talk about it."
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"Forget it. I'm not dating anyone who is known as Mr. Pussy."
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"You have to be talking about Mitch Saylor. He's unbelievable."
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"He was so good, I actually passed out when I came."
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"Enjoy."
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"My God, right over there. That's him."
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"So, documentary films. That must be fun."
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"I'd sell toilet bowls if it'd make me a millionaire."
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"-What about the seagulls? -Fuck the seagulls."
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"Two vodkas and a $12 pasta buys your admission to see..."
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"Observe if you dare, this chilling sight. Bachelor Number Two seemed promising."
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"Just so you know, I can't see a movie without popcorn."
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"I'm a Junior Mints kind of guy. This relationship is probably doomed."
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"Then you won't miss a fucking word, dick!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, stand far away from...."
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"We had a great dinner in Little Italy."
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"...he also appeared to have a lending library in his pants."
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"Maybe Miranda was right."
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"They never should've outlawed freak shows..."
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"...because at least then the freaks were rounded up in one place."
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"Sorry. It tickles."
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"Just relax."
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"Relax."
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"That night Charlotte came harder than she ever had before."
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"Thursday."
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"God!"
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"If Mitch was a freak, Charlotte was ready to run away and join the circus."
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"Rough night?"
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"Bad date."
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"He was a kleptomaniac."
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"Last month, I went out with a woman who slept with her shoes on."
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"Ben."
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"Us?"
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"No. The Shoe Woman seemed totally normal."
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"-Thank you. -Sometimes in a good way."
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"Maybe."
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"-Is that a yes? -Let's call it a non-no."
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"And it was then that the most freaky thing happened."
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"There in the middle of Manhattan..."
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"Meanwhile, Samantha was about to have her own chance encounter."
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"-Samantha? -Monica."
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"-Look at you. You Iook amazing. -Don't I? It's the work."
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"I had the fat from my ass injected into my face. Look, Iike a baby's bottom."
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"The best part is, you get to eat Iike a pig before, fatten up your ass..."
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"...and then a week Iater it's in your face."
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"An hour later, Samantha had her first Big Mac..."
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"...and an appointment with the most expensive plastic surgeon on Upper Fifth."
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"Meanwhile, I had my own ass to be obsessed with and it belonged to Ben..."
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"This is me."
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"So no kiss."
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"There was nothing "non " about it."
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"...Samantha summoned us to make an announcement."
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"You've got to be kidding."
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"It's sitting in a fat repository in Queens as we speak."
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"I can't believe it."
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"That's a girdle with a hole."
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"Of course it has a hole. It's for peeing, etcetera."
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"Last night I slept with a Calvin KIein model. I've never felt sexier."
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"-Whatever happened to aging gracefully? -It got old."
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"He makes me happy. I think we have a chance at a future together."
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"To Samantha, Charlotte had committed the ultimate sin."
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"She was Bogarting Mr. Pussy."
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"He's a freak! Aside from technique, what do you know about him?"
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"-Do you talk? -Do you even fuck?"
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"-Stop it. -Sweetie, Miranda has a point."
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"No, but we could."
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"You know what? You've fallen into the sex haze."
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"Where the sex is really great and you start acting Iike a crazy person."
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"You imagine the relationship is something it's not."
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"Charlotte's not having a relationship, she's having multiple orgasms."
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"Hoping to prove Miranda wrong..."
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"...with Ben 's friend, Luke."
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"-Favorite ice cream? -Strawberry."
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"Unfortunately, our smugness was a little premature."
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"-What are you doing this weekend? -Big plans."
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"I'm gonna go see my granddad in Connecticut."
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"-Connecticut? -What's wrong with Connecticut?"
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"There is no world outside Manhattan."
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"No, thanks."
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"I Iike the city."
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"I have to go feed my cat."
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"Honed over years of bad parties, awful dates and unending phone calls."
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"-Where are you going? -Home."
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"That night, I couldn't get Miranda's freaky comment out of my head."
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"Is there anything weird about you I should know..."
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"...before this gets any more compromising?"
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"I got into a fight with a third-grade bully."
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"...Charlotte tried to make a relationship happen."
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"I Ioved camp. I went to this place in Maine called Minihaha."
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"We used to play these big games of color war. I was always a Red."
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"It was so much fun."
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"And then they made us stop because they said that it glorified warfare."
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"Charlotte realized Miranda was right. She had stayed too long at the fair."
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"Some people might call that a little odd."
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"Voila."
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"I Iove it! What else can you do?"
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"Once you're in the door, you might as well shop."
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"In five years we can augment the breasts."
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"Lipo."
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"The hip and the thigh area."
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"Only it wasn't particularly funny."
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"It had happened. We had done it and now I really liked him."
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"There had to be something sick and off about him."
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"I had to find out what was wrong before I wasted the next six months."
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"...dated."
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"...was the clue to Ben 's inner freakiness."
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"There it was, taunting me. Ben 's secret box of freakdom."
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"Home of illicit photos, love letters, maybe an old marriage license."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Something?"
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"It's my Cub Scout badge collection."
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