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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - 9 Days (S03E03)

How dare you?

"How dare you?"

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How dare me?

"How dare me?"

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so do me a favor and don't ever help me again.

"so do me a favor and don't ever help me again."

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when I got you your job back at the Nine-Nine.

"when I got you your job back at the Nine-Nine."

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- No, you! - You take that back!

"- No, you! - You take that back!"

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if it didn't make my brain burn.

"if it didn't make my brain burn."

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I know your pride is hurt, but no one

"I know your pride is hurt, but no one"

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Come up with excuses to spend time together

"Come up with excuses to spend time together"

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like trivia nights or folk art festivals.

"like trivia nights or folk art festivals."

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and you're gonna grow the hell up.

"and you're gonna grow the hell up."

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Ugh, this is revolting.

"Ugh, this is revolting."

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What the hell?

"What the hell?"

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I know I'm not a great cook,

"I know I'm not a great cook,"

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but I love following instructions.

"but I love following instructions."

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Ooh, interesting.

"Ooh, interesting."

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Ten digits, maybe it's a phone number.

"Ten digits, maybe it's a phone number."

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Yes, that's definitely it.

"Yes, that's definitely it."

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Yeah, but two weeks in charge,

"Yeah, but two weeks in charge,"

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I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor.

"I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor."

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Yeah, they're animals.

"Yeah, they're animals."

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Because all day long, he's putting out fires.

"Because all day long, he's putting out fires."

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That's what a captain does.

"That's what a captain does."

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a room blows up.

"a room blows up."

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Ah, you don't have to thank me.

"Ah, you don't have to thank me."

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I really don't feel like having you yell at me anymore.

"I really don't feel like having you yell at me anymore."

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'Cause I didn't understand why people care so much

"'Cause I didn't understand why people care so much"

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in this room and then myself.

"in this room and then myself."

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Scully, it's time.

"Scully, it's time."

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Wait a minute.

"Wait a minute."

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I'm sorry I yelled at you.

"I'm sorry I yelled at you."

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You're welcome.

"You're welcome."

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Ain't no thang.

"Ain't no thang."

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No, it is a thang, and an even bigger thang

"No, it is a thang, and an even bigger thang"

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and I will always be grateful for that.

"and I will always be grateful for that."

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This is for you.

"This is for you."

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We're food stain buds.

"We're food stain buds."

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Um,

"Um,"

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He's totally given up on life.

"He's totally given up on life."

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It's loneliness.

"It's loneliness."

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not that Trivia Newton John needed the help.

"not that Trivia Newton John needed the help."

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We're nationally ranked. It's no big deal.

"We're nationally ranked. It's no big deal."

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You're right, it's not.

"You're right, it's not."

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I thought all your cases were closed.

"I thought all your cases were closed."

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It ended in sex. It always does.

"It ended in sex. It always does."

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Is it active again?

"Is it active again?"

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through the power of...

"through the power of..."

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He's gone.

"He's gone."

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Ah, hola, mi capitan.

"Ah, hola, mi capitan."

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That was Spanish.

"That was Spanish."

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Yeah, there are too many languages.

"Yeah, there are too many languages."

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and I'd like your old help to help me solve it, señor?

"and I'd like your old help to help me solve it, señor?"

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- Still Spanish. - Right.

"- Still Spanish. - Right."

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About eight years ago, I was closing in on him

"About eight years ago, I was closing in on him"

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when he disappeared.

"when he disappeared."

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But now I'm hearing chatter on the street

"But now I'm hearing chatter on the street"

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Will you help me?

"Will you help me?"

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Hmm, sounds interesting. Count me in.

"Hmm, sounds interesting. Count me in."

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Uh, good-a bye-a.

"Uh, good-a bye-a."

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Ooh, standardized tests?

"Ooh, standardized tests?"

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I have a great trick.

"I have a great trick."

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They're kicking my butt.

"They're kicking my butt."

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I can't get better than 70%.

"I can't get better than 70%."

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C-minus, the perfect grade...

"C-minus, the perfect grade..."

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you pass, but you're still hot.

"you pass, but you're still hot."

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Captain Holt gave me his test to help me study.

"Captain Holt gave me his test to help me study."

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Look at what the grader wrote on his essay.

"Look at what the grader wrote on his essay."

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"Thank you for writing this.

""Thank you for writing this."

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I'll never be as good a leader as Holt.

"I'll never be as good a leader as Holt."

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There's more to life than scores and book learning, okay?

"There's more to life than scores and book learning, okay?"

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Look at me, I've had no official dance training.

"Look at me, I've had no official dance training."

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a miracle of movement.

"a miracle of movement."

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Hey, you guys seen Boyle?

"Hey, you guys seen Boyle?"

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Yep, he's in a little ball under his desk.

"Yep, he's in a little ball under his desk."

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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I'm sad.

"I'm sad."

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Jason died this morning.

"Jason died this morning."

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I'm sorry. That's terrible.

"I'm sorry. That's terrible."

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Is he a friend of yours?

"Is he a friend of yours?"

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Oh, okay, so no big deal then.

"Oh, okay, so no big deal then."

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But don't worry,

"But don't worry,"

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Oh, God.

"Oh, God."

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This is how Jason saw the world.

"This is how Jason saw the world."

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Wait, was this your dog that humped everything?

"Wait, was this your dog that humped everything?"

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It's time for you to move on.

"It's time for you to move on."

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Kevin is still in Paris.

"Kevin is still in Paris."

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Is he?

"Is he?"

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from Garibaldi's apartment after he disappeared.

"from Garibaldi's apartment after he disappeared."

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Tell me what you see.

"Tell me what you see."

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This man is in every photograph.

"This man is in every photograph."

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Nick DiTullio.

"Nick DiTullio."

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Of course, you know the saying,

"Of course, you know the saying,"

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"time shall open up the mouth of every man

""time shall open up the mouth of every man"

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I don't know where Garibaldi is, all right?

"I don't know where Garibaldi is, all right?"

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It's not like we were close.

"It's not like we were close."

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I was just his trainer at the gym.

"I was just his trainer at the gym."

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- Was he doing reps of linguine? - Noice.

"- Was he doing reps of linguine? - Noice."

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That's why I always let him work his chest and his abs

"That's why I always let him work his chest and his abs"

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and never his legs.

"and never his legs."

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Emergency at the gym just when two cops

"Emergency at the gym just when two cops"

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show up at his door.

"show up at his door."

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Why are you so surprised?

"Why are you so surprised?"

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Damn right it is.

"Damn right it is."

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Medical examiner, jackpot.

"Medical examiner, jackpot."

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Mumps, that's a funny word.

"Mumps, that's a funny word."

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It's actually a very serious and highly contagious

"It's actually a very serious and highly contagious"

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Yeah, but we're fine.

"Yeah, but we're fine."

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We were only in contact with that guy

"We were only in contact with that guy"

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for a couple of seconds.

"for a couple of seconds."

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Mumps, still a funny word.

"Mumps, still a funny word."

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Sorry to say, it's very contagious.

"Sorry to say, it's very contagious."

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I keep up to date on all my vaccinations.

"I keep up to date on all my vaccinations."

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But not immune to braggadocio.

"But not immune to braggadocio."

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you will more than likely develop fever,

"you will more than likely develop fever,"

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Also, tart foods will cause intense jaw pain,

"Also, tart foods will cause intense jaw pain,"

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What?

"What?"

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You may get painful goiter-like swelling

"You may get painful goiter-like swelling"

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in your neck and often extreme testicular discomfort.

"in your neck and often extreme testicular discomfort."

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- Okay, okay. - Cool, cool.

"- Okay, okay. - Cool, cool."

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Due the highly contagious nature of the virus,

"Due the highly contagious nature of the virus,"

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you will both be quarantined to your houses

"you will both be quarantined to your houses"

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