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Clips from Close Enough - Logan's Run'd/Room Parents (S01E01)

Short Films 2020 Season 1, Episode 2 581 clips
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I'm only gonna get older and lamer!
"I'm only gonna get older and lamer!"
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But what about all the good parts of getting old?
"But what about all the good parts of getting old?"
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Like how no one expects you to keep up with new music anymore?
"Like how no one expects you to keep up with new music anymore?"
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On a Friday night, you can just stay in
"On a Friday night, you can just stay in"
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and watch "The Great British Bake Off"!
"and watch "The Great British Bake Off"!"
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're saying I could have
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're saying I could have"
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a Clooney vibe here?
"a Clooney vibe here?"
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Ohhh, God! No, no, no, I wanna live!
"Ohhh, God! No, no, no, I wanna live!"
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[ All scream, grunt ]
"[ All scream, grunt ]"
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Noooo! Everyone over 30 must die!
"Noooo! Everyone over 30 must die!"
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Just like in "Logan's Run"!
"Just like in "Logan's Run"!"
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That's why you named this place "Logan's"?
"That's why you named this place "Logan's"?"
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How old are you?
"How old are you?"
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streaming on Crackle or --
"streaming on Crackle or --"
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This dude's pushing 50!
"This dude's pushing 50!"
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[ All gasp ]
"[ All gasp ]"
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[ Retches ]
"[ Retches ]"
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You can't have people over 30 in your bar.
"You can't have people over 30 in your bar."
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Then it becomes a pub!
"Then it becomes a pub!"
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And I would have gotten away with it,
"And I would have gotten away with it,"
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if it weren't for you nosy 35-year-old kids!
"if it weren't for you nosy 35-year-old kids!"
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[ Crowd booing ]
"[ Crowd booing ]"
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No, no, no!
"No, no, no!"
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Aaaah!
"Aaaah!"
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[ Sighs ] I know he's young,
"[ Sighs ] I know he's young,"
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Wow, is it just me, or are these pancakes...
"Wow, is it just me, or are these pancakes..."
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Disgustingly sweet?
"Disgustingly sweet?"
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Yeah, I guess our tastes have changed.
"Yeah, I guess our tastes have changed."
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And that's okay. We've got new tastes.
"And that's okay. We've got new tastes."
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[ British accent ] These Bakewell tarts got a soggy bottom.
"[ British accent ] These Bakewell tarts got a soggy bottom."
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[ British accent ] Cram-jammed with potato curry!
"[ British accent ] Cram-jammed with potato curry!"
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[ Laughter ]
"[ Laughter ]"
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So, to prevent further mishaps,
"So, to prevent further mishaps,"
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the children will no longer be learning acupuncture.
"the children will no longer be learning acupuncture."
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[ All groan ] Oh, come on.
"[ All groan ] Oh, come on."
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And there is one last thing before I let you go,
"And there is one last thing before I let you go,"
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-Oh! Something exciting? -What could it be?!
"-Oh! Something exciting? -What could it be?!"
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Woman: Maybe this wasn't a waste of time.
"Woman: Maybe this wasn't a waste of time."
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An opportunity.
"An opportunity."
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If you're up to it.
"If you're up to it."
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-Wait. What's he doing? -What's he got?!
"-Wait. What's he doing? -What's he got?!"
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[ Screaming ]
"[ Screaming ]"
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Hunh! Ugh!
"Hunh! Ugh!"
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You guys, you guys, the drama -- do we need it?
"You guys, you guys, the drama -- do we need it?"
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You just have to send a bunch of e-mails
"You just have to send a bunch of e-mails"
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and raise money for new playground equipment.
"and raise money for new playground equipment."
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[ Squish ] [ Screaming continues ]
"[ Squish ] [ Screaming continues ]"
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Josh, whatever you do, don't raise your...
"Josh, whatever you do, don't raise your..."
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Whoa, what'd I miss?
"Whoa, what'd I miss?"
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Joshua, would you like to volunteer to be room parent?
"Joshua, would you like to volunteer to be room parent?"
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Josh?! Dooooon't!
"Josh?! Dooooon't!"
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We have our room parent for the year!
"We have our room parent for the year!"
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It was a spasm!
"It was a spasm!"
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are legally binding.
"are legally binding."
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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Your life as you know it is over.
"Your life as you know it is over."
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It's an opportunity to help the school
"It's an opportunity to help the school"
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That is a novelty thermometer for the fundraiser.
"That is a novelty thermometer for the fundraiser."
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[ Chuckles ] More like fun-raiser.
"[ Chuckles ] More like fun-raiser."
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I'm gonna go get Candice.
"I'm gonna go get Candice."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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you absolute hero.
"you absolute hero."
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Nikki. I'm Billy's mom.
"Nikki. I'm Billy's mom."
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I just wanted to say how impressive you are.
"I just wanted to say how impressive you are."
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to be room parent and put on a fundraiser.
"to be room parent and put on a fundraiser."
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I think of it as more of a fun-raiser.
"I think of it as more of a fun-raiser."
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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You're so funny!
"You're so funny!"
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Look, I don't want to overstep, but...
"Look, I don't want to overstep, but..."
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I did it for my older kids, so I know how hard it can be.
"I did it for my older kids, so I know how hard it can be."
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[laughs] I mean heads together,
"[laughs] I mean heads together,"
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we might even have a little sex.
"we might even have a little sex."
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[ Snorts, laughs ]
"[ Snorts, laughs ]"
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I mean fun. Wow!
"I mean fun. Wow!"
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Talk about the fundraiser,
"Talk about the fundraiser,"
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explore our feelings.
"explore our feelings."
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Oh, wow.
"Oh, wow."
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Do you work out?
"Do you work out?"
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Actually, don't answer.
"Actually, don't answer."
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I want to find out organically.
"I want to find out organically."
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Who was that?
"Who was that?"
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She just offered to be my co-room parent.
"She just offered to be my co-room parent."
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Really? Why?
"Really? Why?"
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Maybe she just likes fundraising.
"Maybe she just likes fundraising."
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Nobody likes fundraising, Josh.
"Nobody likes fundraising, Josh."
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Yeah! What's fun about raisins, Josh?
"Yeah! What's fun about raisins, Josh?"
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[ Cellphone clicking, chimes ]
"[ Cellphone clicking, chimes ]"
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[ Snorts, laughs ]
"[ Snorts, laughs ]"
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What's so funny?
"What's so funny?"
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Ah, room parent stuff.
"Ah, room parent stuff."
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You wouldn't understand. [ Cellphone ringing ]
"You wouldn't understand. [ Cellphone ringing ]"
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[ Gasps ] This is her now!
"[ Gasps ] This is her now!"
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I'd better take it.
"I'd better take it."
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Nikki, hey!
"Nikki, hey!"
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What am I wearing?
"What am I wearing?"
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[ Chuckles ] She's got it bad.
"[ Chuckles ] She's got it bad."
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Pfft! What are you talking about?
"Pfft! What are you talking about?"
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Josh is a type.
"Josh is a type."
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That hummingbird nose...
"That hummingbird nose..."
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The way his eyes tear up when he tastes mustard.
"The way his eyes tear up when he tastes mustard."
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Dude's got a body like the jack of clubs --
"Dude's got a body like the jack of clubs --"
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No, they're just joking around.
"No, they're just joking around."
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Going out to meet Nikki!
"Going out to meet Nikki!"
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She told me to wash my balls.
"She told me to wash my balls."
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Pfft! So random.
"Pfft! So random."
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[ Ominous piano music plays ]
"[ Ominous piano music plays ]"
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[ Knocking on door ]
"[ Knocking on door ]"
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I've seen that look before. Let me guess --
"I've seen that look before. Let me guess --"
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taking revenge on the cartel that killed your partner?
"taking revenge on the cartel that killed your partner?"
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He doesn't realize it yet, but once he does,
"He doesn't realize it yet, but once he does,"
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We'll take my spy van.
"We'll take my spy van."
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♪ But I tell myself that I was doin' alright ♪
"♪ But I tell myself that I was doin' alright ♪"
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♪ But go crazy on you ♪
"♪ But go crazy on you ♪"
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♪ The gentle, sweet singin' of leaves in the wind ♪
"♪ The gentle, sweet singin' of leaves in the wind ♪"
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[ Crickets chirping ]
"[ Crickets chirping ]"
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♪ Bow, bow, bow-now-now-now-now-now ♪
"♪ Bow, bow, bow-now-now-now-now-now ♪"
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Aaaaah!
"Aaaaah!"
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I saw you gallivanting around town with your girlfriend!
"I saw you gallivanting around town with your girlfriend!"
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Nikki? We're just buds! We like to horse around
"Nikki? We're just buds! We like to horse around"
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and Delicious Little Sex Boy.
"and Delicious Little Sex Boy."
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