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Clips from Good Times (1974) - Michael Gets Suspended (S01E01)

All he got to do is apologize to Mrs. Danvers,

"All he got to do is apologize to Mrs. Danvers,"

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Baby, you leave that to me, you hear?

"Baby, you leave that to me, you hear?"

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Michael? Get your butt out here!

"Michael? Get your butt out here!"

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See, there's some things only a father can handle.

"See, there's some things only a father can handle."

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I called for Michael.

"I called for Michael."

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What are you two doing out here?

"What are you two doing out here?"

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I'm the attorney for the defense.

"I'm the attorney for the defense."

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Thelma here will act as court stenographer.

"Thelma here will act as court stenographer."

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Michael, this is what we're going to do tomorrow.

"Michael, this is what we're going to do tomorrow."

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I'm going to take off from work for a few hours,

"I'm going to take off from work for a few hours,"

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and you and me are going down to the school,

"and you and me are going down to the school,"

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and you're going to apologize to Mrs. Danvers.

"and you're going to apologize to Mrs. Danvers."

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Nope.

"Nope."

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No?

"No?"

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Did you say no?

"Did you say no?"

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You going to talk that way to me?

"You going to talk that way to me?"

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Now, does that make sense to you?

"Now, does that make sense to you?"

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Yep.

"Yep."

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Daddy, I've got nothing to be ashamed of.

"Daddy, I've got nothing to be ashamed of."

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on the grounds of insanity.

"on the grounds of insanity."

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Now, son, when you mess up in school,

"Now, son, when you mess up in school,"

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you're messing with something serious.

"you're messing with something serious."

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Now, you march your behind back in that room,

"Now, you march your behind back in that room,"

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to change your mind,

"to change your mind,"

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or you're going to get a whipping

"or you're going to get a whipping"

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that you'll remember for the rest of your life.

"that you'll remember for the rest of your life."

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Now, git!

"Now, git!"

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Hey, James, can a friend have a vote?

"Hey, James, can a friend have a vote?"

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Now, stay out of this, Willona.

"Now, stay out of this, Willona."

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This is between me and my son.

"This is between me and my son."

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I love Gramps and I care what happens to him.

"I love Gramps and I care what happens to him."

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He's just being a little stubborn now.

"He's just being a little stubborn now."

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He'll get over it.

"He'll get over it."

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I'm going to help him get over it.

"I'm going to help him get over it."

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Florida, not only did he

"Florida, not only did he"

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show disrespect to George Washington,

"show disrespect to George Washington,"

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but he also showed disrespect to his teacher

"but he also showed disrespect to his teacher"

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and to me, and I'm not going to have that.

"and to me, and I'm not going to have that."

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Yeah, some teacher.

"Yeah, some teacher."

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She was 20 years behind the times then,

"She was 20 years behind the times then,"

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Yeah, I had her in the sixth grade too...

"Yeah, I had her in the sixth grade too..."

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twice.

"twice."

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Talk about fat.

"Talk about fat."

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Somebody put a tack on her chair one day,

"Somebody put a tack on her chair one day,"

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Yeah, Mama, but that's not all of it.

"Yeah, Mama, but that's not all of it."

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She's so dull,

"She's so dull,"

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she should pass you for just staying awake.

"she should pass you for just staying awake."

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You should see the way she runs her class.

"You should see the way she runs her class."

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Good morning, class.

"Good morning, class."

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Today, we're going to learn some facts

"Today, we're going to learn some facts"

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about American history.

"about American history."

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The War of 1812 was fought in 1812.

"The War of 1812 was fought in 1812."

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Those kids are not exaggerating, James.

"Those kids are not exaggerating, James."

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I had her myself in the sixth grade.

"I had her myself in the sixth grade."

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You, Willona?

"You, Willona?"

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Why, how long has that woman been in that school?

"Why, how long has that woman been in that school?"

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How long?

"How long?"

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She's been there so long, honey,

"She's been there so long, honey,"

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she can remember when this was an all-Indian neighborhood.

"she can remember when this was an all-Indian neighborhood."

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James, that's the trouble in the projects today.

"James, that's the trouble in the projects today."

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There's just too many students

"There's just too many students"

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and not enough good teachers to go around.

"and not enough good teachers to go around."

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Yeah, well, maybe so, but it's the only game in town,

"Yeah, well, maybe so, but it's the only game in town,"

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and I don't want Michael getting out of line,

"and I don't want Michael getting out of line,"

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him of all people.

"him of all people."

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He's got too good a future for that.

"He's got too good a future for that."

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So you're going to beat the future out of him, huh?

"So you're going to beat the future out of him, huh?"

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No, baby, I just want to teach that boy

"No, baby, I just want to teach that boy"

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to have some respect for authority.

"to have some respect for authority."

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Now, you all go back in the room

"Now, you all go back in the room"

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and tell your brother he's got exactly two minutes.

"and tell your brother he's got exactly two minutes."

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Well, I guess there's nothing else for me to say,

"Well, I guess there's nothing else for me to say,"

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is there?

"is there?"

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to share Michael's paddling.

"to share Michael's paddling."

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Well, this is Rona Barrett of the projects

"Well, this is Rona Barrett of the projects"

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"Get back to your own apartment."

""Get back to your own apartment.""

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You don't have to mean it.

"You don't have to mean it."

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I ain't giving up my principles.

"I ain't giving up my principles."

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You're going to be giving up a lot of skin.

"You're going to be giving up a lot of skin."

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Like I told you before, Michael,

"Like I told you before, Michael,"

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when it comes to getting suspended,

"when it comes to getting suspended,"

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you ain't in for no ordinary whipping.

"you ain't in for no ordinary whipping."

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You're going to get the VIP job:

"You're going to get the VIP job:"

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Very Intense Pain.

"Very Intense Pain."

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Michael, if you apologize,

"Michael, if you apologize,"

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I'll give you my autographed picture

"I'll give you my autographed picture"

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of Billy Dee Williams.

"of Billy Dee Williams."

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Hey, did he lead any protest marches?

"Hey, did he lead any protest marches?"

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I ain't interested.

"I ain't interested."

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Michael, maybe you're right about George Washington,

"Michael, maybe you're right about George Washington,"

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but George already made his farewell speech...

"but George already made his farewell speech..."

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no reason you making yours.

"no reason you making yours."

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Listen to JJ.

"Listen to JJ."

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He might not ever be right again.

"He might not ever be right again."

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I love y'all both, but nothing's going to change my mind.

"I love y'all both, but nothing's going to change my mind."

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And you're supposed to be the smart one in the family.

"And you're supposed to be the smart one in the family."

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You get good grades in school,

"You get good grades in school,"

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but you'd get an "F" in survival.

"but you'd get an "F" in survival."

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Well, I might as well give you

"Well, I might as well give you"

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some of the finer points

"some of the finer points"

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in how to get through

"in how to get through"

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one of Daddy's AAA specials.

"one of Daddy's AAA specials."

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Now, first, when he puts you over his knee,

"Now, first, when he puts you over his knee,"

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give him one of them soulful "what did I do wrong" looks.

"give him one of them soulful "what did I do wrong" looks."

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You can pull it off,

"You can pull it off,"

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'cause you've got that sweet, innocent face.

"'cause you've got that sweet, innocent face."

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Personally, it never worked for me.

"Personally, it never worked for me."

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Yeah, Michael, it helps to cry a lot.

"Yeah, Michael, it helps to cry a lot."

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That's what I always do.

"That's what I always do."

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Cry? Men don't cry at whippings.

"Cry? Men don't cry at whippings."

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Don't cry.

"Don't cry."

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Just groan and moan

"Just groan and moan"

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and make like the world was coming to an end.

"and make like the world was coming to an end."

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That usually cuts down on the beating time

"That usually cuts down on the beating time"

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considerably.

"considerably."

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I intend to suffer in silence.

"I intend to suffer in silence."

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Well, go ahead and suffer,

"Well, go ahead and suffer,"

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but do yourself a favor... yell!

"but do yourself a favor... yell!"

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Yeah, Dad's going to say,

"Yeah, Dad's going to say,"

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"This hurts me as much as it hurts you."

""This hurts me as much as it hurts you.""

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