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Clips from Garden State (2004)

"I'm not playing "spin the bottle." How old are we?"
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"- Or more importantly, how old are they? - Oh, they're all legal."
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"I think."
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"Well, wejust ate all this fucking "X,""
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"- Fucking right. - I'm in.!"
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"Large.!"
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"- Largeman, this is Dana. - Hi."
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"Hi."
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"- Who's up?"
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"Whoo!"
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"- This is gonna be a good night."
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"It's good, isn't it?"
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"but I never make it."
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"I always end up with..."
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"a bunch of flake things and pink milk."
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"My mind wanders."
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"So, Tim..."
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"Three years. B-But I've only been a knight for two."
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"You have to pay your dues."
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"When I started, he was making the coleslaw."
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"It hasn't been the same since you got knighted."
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"Don't be modest."
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"What was it that happened to you in high school?"
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"- I fucked him up too. - He knocked your teeth out."
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"So, uh, w-what are you up to now, Mark?"
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"You're digging graves?"
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"Mark's getting into real estate."
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"- Tim can speak Klingon. - What?"
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"No, I'm not. Why are you being shy?"
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"- Yeah, don't be shy, Tim. - It's just... It's made-up."
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"This guy who plays the wizard at work is a Trekkie. I don't..."
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"- Don't be shy. Tell them what you said to me last night. - No."
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"It means, "I like to mate after battle.""
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"- That's not what I said. - Yeah."
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"No. No. That wasn't the one I said."
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"and also "Hallelujah," depending on the context."
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"You must have got it confused with, uh..."
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"- Honey, that is good. - You know what that means, Tim?"
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"Well, I do. It means, "Get the fuck out of my house..."
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"before I chop your fucking head off.""
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"Mark, he's a knight."
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"I should get going."
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"Thanks, uh, for the cereal."
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"I had a lovely evening."
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"In the spring..."
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"the hungry gator must find new and clever ways to find food."
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"No, Mom. I'm not doing those stupid tapes."
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"You can make up to $100,000 your first year."
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"I think Mark would be perfect at it."
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"Ma, shut up about those fuckin' tapes. Okay? It's a scam."
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"Well, I'm doing it. I'm saving up for those tapes."
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"Because I know what you could be if you just apply yourself."
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"I work my ass off burying dead people. Okay?"
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"Okay. Then I'll do 'em myself."
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"Okay, then I won't let you on my yacht."
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"Shit! I got to go to my meeting."
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"I love you."
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"- I love you too. - I love you."
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"Oh. Oh, you guys, don't stay in here all day..."
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"And you know what?"
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"- Hey, what time is it? - No idea."
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"Hi, I'm Andrew Largeman. I'm sorry."
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"Okay, Andrew. I'm gonna need you to fill out this paperwork for me."
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"- Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry. - It's okay. Have a seat."
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"- Hello, Miss Lubin. - Oh, hello there."
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"Just have a seat. We'll be with you soon, okay?"
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"- Get off."
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"- Heel!"
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"Got any suggestions?"
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"Oh, what?"
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"- You got any suggestions? - Yeah, kick his balls."
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"Kick his balls."
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"Yeah, but I don't wanna destroy future generations of charitable dogs."
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"If I didn't kick them in the balls regularly, I'd never get anything done."
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"Not yet."
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"Here comes the lipstick."
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"- I feel so used."
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"Thanks for your help. For, at least, your good intentions."
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"No, not from high school. From TV."
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"- Didn't you play the retarded quarterback? - Yeah."
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"Are you really retarded?"
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"you would win like hands down, kick his ass."
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"- Right on. - Thanks."
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"My cousin's an actor. Jake Ryan Winters."
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"Doubt you've ever heard of him."
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"Oh, my God."
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"where you give the speech to the whole stadium..."
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"and your dad... oh, your dad gives you the thumbs up."
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"That was emotional."
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"I can't believe you're not really retarded."
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"but when we were little, he used to put on these really, really low-budge..."
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"And they were awful.!"
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"Like, so bad."
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"It sucks, though, because there's not that much work for little people, you know?"
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"- Anyway, I'm talking too much."
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"I'll just... You got to fill out your forms."
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"What are you listening to?"
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"The Shins."
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"- You know them? - No."
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"You gotta hear this one song. It'll change your life. I swear."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. You have to... You gotta fill out your forms."
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"Conundrum. Think you could, uh..."
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"- maybe listen while you fill out your forms? - I think I can handle it."
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"Yeah? Okay."
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"It's good. I like it."
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"I am so nosy. I didn't... I didn't mean to be. I'm sorry."
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"- Andrew Largeman? - Yes."
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"Andrew."
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"Nice to meet you. Good luck with your head."
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"Thanks."
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"Don't worry, Sam. We'll be with you next."
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"- Mr. Andrew Largeman? - Yes, hi."
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"- There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. - What?"
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"Just kidding. How would I know that? Uh..."
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"I'm Dr. Cohen."
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"What can we do for you today, Andrew."
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"Lithium?"
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"And the Paxil, Zoloft, Celexa..."
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"did they, uh, help you at all?"
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"Only, I'd never know it because as far back as I can remember, I've been medicated."
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