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Clips from The Simpsons - The Fat Blue Line (S31E31)

"But you're the only one I trust."
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"Go. Enjoy your festival"
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"while I sit here bonding with my uncle."
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"Do you want to go to the festival, zio?"
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"Before I die,"
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"I want to see a naked crunchy chick riding a bicycle."
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"¶ Everybody has a treat... ¶"
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"Nobody likes a know-it-all. Idiot."
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"Hey, we got a-zeppole, we got a-braciole,"
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"capicola, scungilli,"
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"and I don't know what the hell-a this is."
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"Can you make it all in one thing and fry it?"
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"(shrieks)"
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"Welcome, everyone, to this festival"
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"that does not celebrate Christopher Columbus."
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"Repeat: not Columbus."
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"As we stand here at the corner"
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"of Niña and Pinta and Santa Maria,"
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"let us welcome your master of cere-spumonies,"
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"Aquaman himself,"
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"Jason Morororora."
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"(fanfare plays)"
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"to recount the inspiring story of this great saint."
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"That's a separate event at the Marriott. Conference room C."
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"(conch blows)"
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"In 250 A.D., Brother Ignatius Castellaneta"
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"with chocolate-covered pistachios."
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"is remembered with spumoni,"
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"the chocolate pistachio cherry ice cream treat."
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"Uh, yes, uh, thank you, Super-Fish."
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"And now, let us show our deep reverence for Jesus"
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"by festooning his statue with dollar bills."
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"¶ ¶"
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"He doesn't need money."
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"Yeah, my wallet's gone, too."
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"-My purse! -My belt!"
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"My clutch!"
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"We are the victims of a pocket-picking pandemic."
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"Do something, Wet Panther!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Peter Piper picked a peck of pocket wallets?"
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"How many paupers did Peter's pocket picking produce?"
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"(sighs) I'm afraid no pants are safe from this Dockers stalker,"
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"this chino bandito, this trouser browser."
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"But Chief Wiggum vows he will solve this pickle of a puzzle."
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""Thief of polite." "Thief of polite.""
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"I said it first!"
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"Wiggum, I hate to interrupt this important police work..."
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""Police." That's it. "Thief of police.""
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"Hey! I need that to switch to Access Hollywood."
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"You need a lot more than that."
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"I'm Lenora Carter, special investigator"
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"and I'm taking over this case."
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"Uh, look, ma'am, you seem nice, but no one"
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"comes into my precinct and tells me what to do."
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"You are the worst police officer I've ever had the pleasure"
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"of humiliating in front of his men."
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"(chuckles) You are so fat, you're good cop and bad cop."
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"Okay, it's for sex addiction."
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"-Hmm. -O-Oh."
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"I see, fine. No, go ahead."
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"(gunfire)"
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"We don't have a gun range!"
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"We'll trap the pickpocket by planting a wallet with a tracer"
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"-We need to find the biggest ass in town. -HOMER: Hello."
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"Could you direct me to the Office of Park Bench Removal?"
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"Thank you, I have my own."
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"(vocalizing)"
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"I'm not letting my husband risk his life."
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"I admit it, I'm scared."
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"Ma'am, this is a matter of public urgency."
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"Your husband's rear end is bigger than the both of us."
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"(laughs)"
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"(humming)"
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"With your kids' permission, we can watch"
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"your father's butt crack this case wide open."
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"(Bart and Lisa laugh)"
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"(chuckles) "Wide open.""
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"Homer, we're placing this tracking device in your wallet."
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"Then you just have to put that sweet seat meat on the street."
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"so it's just peeking over the pocket."
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"Uhp-bup-bup. Allow me."
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"Pick a card. Any card."
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"¶ 'Cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe... ¶"
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"¶ I don't think you're ready for this jelly ¶"
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"¶ 'Cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe ¶"
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"¶ Baby, can you handle this? ¶"
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"-(beeping) -We've got our target."
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"(quietly): What are you doing here?"
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"I couldn't stay away. I was following you."
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"Also, I was driving around to put Ralphie to sleep."
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"That kid will not go down."
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"I'm a lotto ball. You lose again, Daddy."
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"We're going in."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Betrayed by Lou and, uh, the other guy."
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"What is his name again?"
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"(chuckles): I-I want to say Greg."
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"You know, Uncle, guests, like fish, stink after three days."
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"Cops? What are you doing here?"
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"This is a setup. W-What are these things?"
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"but I see no Asian nor fusion."
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"Marion "Fat Tony" D'Amico,"
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"you're under arrest for heading a pickpocket ring."
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"The-the room is spinning."
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"And this is how it feels to be irrelevant."
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"Daddy's an elephant."
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"No-no, I'm not an elephant, Ralphie,"
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"("Baby Elephant Walk" by Henry Mancini playing)"
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"Reputed mobster Fat Tony D'Amico is at last behind bars."
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"What's wrong, Chief?"
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"Marge, you ever felt like life has passed you by,"
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"Oh, you're just having a rough patch."
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"I'm 38, Marge."
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"For that most romantic of reasons: inertia."
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"I love him because he's not afraid to fail."
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"He has boundless unjustified confidence, and you should, too."
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"Boy, suddenly, I-I see a break in the clouds."
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"I will not let you down, Marge."
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"Uh, Marge, can I get a ride to the station?"
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