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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Thanksgiving Decoupling (S07E07)

"without a clown figurine staring at you."
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"Yeah, that's why."
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"when it snowed in Dallas?"
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"Then I finally got to do my calculus."
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"I was so pissed, I wanted to shoot my TV."
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"So was my dad."
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"Anyone need a beer? Yeah."
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"Thank God."
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"No. He died when I was 14."
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"He cried and cried."
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"So, if your dad died when you were 14,"
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"but I was 11 and my mom said no."
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"Well, you're having one with me."
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"All right."
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"To your dad."
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"Do you mind? We're having a moment here."
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"I don't know."
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"Broad shoulders, good hair."
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"Hmm. Wonder what she sees in Leonard."
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"Sheldon and your dad are bonding and completely ignoring me."
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"Sheldon ignored me for a week when he got that Roomba vacuum."
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"They're drinking beer and watching football."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, Sheldon started talking"
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"and they were toasting, and I tried"
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"to tell them about how sad I was"
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"when my dad abandoned..."
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"Zack's here!"
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"Sorry she made you come over here on a holiday."
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"It's all right. I didn't have anything going on."
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"Plus, Penny told me we're married,"
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"and Thanksgiving's a time to be with family."
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"Can we just get this over with?"
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"Yeah, uh, you guys have to sign here and here."
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"On Monday, we'll file for the annulment,"
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"and this "marriage" will be over."
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"I don't know if I want to sign it."
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"I just think splitting up can be rough on kids."
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"We don't have any kids."
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"Are you sure? 'Cause you didn't know"
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"Okay, look, Zack, come on."
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"Of course it was an impersonator."
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"We could never afford a real Elvis."
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"Good call."
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"You have been a jerk about this all day."
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"You always do this-- whenever I mess up,"
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"you're right there to make me feel even worse about it."
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"That is not true."
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"Yeah, we could've waited till Monday,"
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"You're the one who invited him here."
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"Oh, there you go again-- just another mistake"
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"you're throwing in my face."
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"Not cool, bro."
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"you're not the kind of guy I want dating my wife."
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"Know what they say: "Happy wife, happy life.""
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"Let's eat."
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"That's all I can do without throwing up."
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"That is not what I expected"
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"when you said you were gonna burp "pie.""
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"I don't know what's scarier:"
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"or the woman that put them there."
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"And there's the clown that came out of her."
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"I really didn't want to come here,"
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"but this is shaping up to be"
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"one of the best Thanksgivings I've had in a long time."
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"Me, too."
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"All right, mister, I think you owe"
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"Howard and Bernadette an apology."
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"Perhaps you're right."
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"I'm sorry for my behavior."
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"I've had alcohol, and it's caused me"
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"to be inappropriate."
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"Thank you."
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"Ain't she great?"
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"Yeah, everything was delicious."
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"Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray."
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"Hey, Sheldon, what do you say we go outside"
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"And I promise, next time I get married,"
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"It's my fault."
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"I was a terrible husband."
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"I was never around."
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"but you're not the worst son-in-law in the world."
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"Mike, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
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"I just vomited on a lot of clowns."
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"It's horrible. Why would you push a cow over?"
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"They're sacred."
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"I was 16 in Nebraska. What do you think?"
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"That would explain why the sky was also on its side."
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"uh, she's invited all of you to Thanksgiving at her house."
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"Sheldon complain about my cooking all day."
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"Uh, okay, yeah, it's for everybody."
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"Hey, Mike."
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"Like we're on a ship."
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"if any of the following conditions are met."
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"I'll help Raj in here. Why don't you go keep my dad company?"
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"Oh, he doesn't want me in there. I'm the creepy little guy"
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"Hey, guys."
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"Uh, yeah, can you, uh, reach that, uh, gravy boat up there?"
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"That makes one of you."
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"Focus is key."
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"But I did get tackled in the hallway once."
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"I'll print them when we get home. Fine."
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"Can I weigh in here?"
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"He always made me watch it"
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"Well, you'll be happy"
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"I'm about to use the blender,"
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"Wonder what she saw in that guy."
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"I know how you feel."
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"Sorry. I really want to hear how sad you are."
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"we were married until this morning."
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"Now, both of you apologize"
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"Now, how's about you get us a couple of beers?"
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"Thanks again for cooking."
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"have done it without my two favorite girls."
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"and throw around the old pigskin?"
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"This is a Jewish house."
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"Don't be."
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"Well, I'm drunk."
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"The math is all there."
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