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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Quinceañera (S04E04)

"and it was never addressed."
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"Jonah, she's 15 years old."
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"If you're not Ariana Grande or Gritty, she's not into it."
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"Yeah, but I'm, like, the guy"
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"who stole her mom away from her dad."
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"Yeah, no, you're right. It's true."
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"I was in a happy, fulfilling, blissful marriage"
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"that would have just gone on forever and ever"
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"if you hadn't swooped in and started whispering"
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""This American Life" stories into my ear"
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"until my panties dropped."
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"I'm just saying."
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"I don't need to go if it's gonna make things weird."
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"I mean, between Emma and Adam..."
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"Calm down. I want you to be there."
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"It would be weird if you weren't there."
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"- Yes. - Okay. Okay."
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"Has she ever brought up the towel thing?"
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"Because it was tied pretty low."
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"Emma, hey! Happy quinceañera."
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"Somebody is ready for the red carpet."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, you two, could I get a photo?"
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"- Ah, oh, yeah. Sure. - All right."
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"Go ahead and smile."
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"Ah, go ahead and actually get close together."
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"Oh, hey, Adam, how's it going, buddy?"
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"- Hi. Hey. - All right."
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"And, Dad, go ahead and throw your arms around her."
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"- Ew, he's not my Dad. - Yeah, I'm not..."
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"Yeah, I'm just the boyfriend."
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"Oh, no, the mother's boyfriend."
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"I'm not... I'm not her boy..."
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"- The father-daughter photo? - Yeah, maybe."
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"- You're so much taller, right? - Thank you."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, you guys, went all out."
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"but then I... I got my promotion, and I was like, "o it up.""
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"Bo really wanted to come,"
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"and the other one's haunted."
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"Okay. Yeah, those things happen."
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"Oh, and, Amy, Jerusha had to watch Rose,"
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"but there was no way that I was gonna miss this celebration"
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"of Emma's transition from girlhood to womanhood"
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"with cultural roots in Mesoamerica."
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"Thank you, Glenn. Did you spend some time on Wikipedia?"
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"Yeah, I did. How?"
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"- Oh. - Aw."
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"Look at her, in her dress."
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"I can't believe it."
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"Just yesterday, she was this little baby,"
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"and now she's this grown woman."
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"I don't think I've ever seen Amy show emotion before."
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"I know, it's so weird."
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"It's like, I once saw my dentist yell at a stripper,"
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"Amy doesn't cry often, but when she does, oh, boy."
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"- What do you mean? - Oh, it's awful."
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"No, it's, um..."
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"Why are you lurking in the corner?"
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"I'm not lurking."
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"Lurking works, yeah."
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"I'm just trying to stay out of everyone's way, you know?"
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"You should be mingling. Go talk to someone"
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"about how second season of "Patriot" gets better."
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"It doesn't."
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"See? This is a great conversation."
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"Get out there."
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"Oh, Mom, Dad! Come! Come here!"
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"- Just talk to them. - I... I'm fine..."
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"You remember Jonah."
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"- Hi, Jonah. - It's been a while. Hi."
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"Somebody is ready for the red carpet."
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"Thank you."
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"You know, I think"
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"- you're running low on ice. - I don't think we are."
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"Well, nobody ever thinks they're running low on ice"
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"until they're actually low on ice, and then it's too late,"
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"It's his first quinceañera."
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"If everybody could take their seats,"
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"we're gonna begin the presentation of Emma"
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"in just a few minutes."
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"They're breasts!"
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"It was a bold choice to wear a dress like that"
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"at a party full of a bunch of horny teens."
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"You're really putting the ladies out there."
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"Why should I have to police my body"
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"- I agree. - I mean, if Emma was Wiccan,"
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"we would be all naked right now,"
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"and grabbing each other's crotches."
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"It really sounds like you've done that before."
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"And put your hands together for Marco and Daniela."
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"All right, and now, everybody, on your feet."
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"Oh, uh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you guys were..."
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"- I'm so sorry. - Oh, watch out."
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"Oh, so sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry, I was getting ice."
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"We can see that, big guy. Just get out of the way."
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"Okay, sorry. I'm sorry."
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"If you guys... just... just back up."
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"It's good to see Jonah again."
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"I'm glad that's happening for you."
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"- Thank you. - You know what?"
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"Okay, again, very sorry."
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"If you need anything, I'm just gonna..."
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"I'm... okay. I'm gonna stop talking right now."
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"So, uh, I'm gonna write down my email."
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"If you could send me a copy of this video,"
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"that would be great."
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"If anything, you did her a favor."
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"How many girls get to do their entrance twice?"
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"One of the kids said, "Smooth move, dick.""
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"Like, just so uncalled for."
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"I'm sure most of them didn't even notice."
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"Look at them. Hey!"
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"Hello?"
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"Look, I just want you to know"
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"that nothing happened between Jonah and Amy"
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"while you guys were together."
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"I mean, sure they kissed during the tornado,"
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"but I'm pretty sure that was it."
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"Well, thanks for letting me know that."
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