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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - AAMCO (S01E01)

"- Thank you very much. - You know Maggie."
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"- He's gonna help us out. - Now he's gonna feed us."
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"This is great. Don't worry, we'll take care of you."
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"Listen, everybody, have a seat wherever you'd like."
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"How about that?"
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"Back support. I got a thing with my back."
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"This is great. Look at this table."
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"- The china, these chairs, that's solid. - You like that?"
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"We gotta get some with the wings on them. Go to Ethan Allen."
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"Come on, sit down, Larry. Everybody, just dig right in."
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"There's no reason to wait or anything."
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"We'll take the courses as they come along."
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"- Dig in, you heard the man! - Have yourself a good time, all right?"
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"I think Larry will agree with me on this. We don't stand on tradition in this house."
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"However, there is one tradition..."
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""In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen."
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""from thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord. Amen."
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"- May I start with my salad now? - Sure."
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"He said it's okay to start the salad, everybody."
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"One more thing, all right?"
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"- Here's to friends. - Here's to friends!"
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"- No, hell of a show. - That's in reruns now, too, isn't it?"
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"I can't believe they get paid every time it comes on."
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"So you're moving to Covina?"
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"Actually we're moving to Downey. I'm in Covina right now."
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"They are doing a lot down there."
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"- Is that so? - That actually brings my taxes down."
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"Oh, boy!"
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"When's the next meeting of the Young Republicans' Club?"
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"You have one planned for next month?"
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"No, but we can certainly get the group together..."
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"Yeah, I'd really like to."
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"- Did you have a good time? - Let me tell you something."
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"The next time you do one of these things, I want some Jews in the house."
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"- Okay, I'll make a note of that. - I want some Cohens, some Bernsteins..."
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"Anything in that area, that family, okay?"
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"What about the guy who took my seat? What was that about?"
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"Yeah, why didn't you say something?"
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"He pushed me away because you said, "Sit anywhere you want.""
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"Why didn't you just say, "Except that chair, that's my chair"?"
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"First of all, because he's fixing Jeff's car. I didn't want to start up with him."
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"- That's nice. - I know, and then he said grace."
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"- Come on. Grace? - It was charming."
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"- How do you do that, again? - "The Father, Son, Holy Spirit.""
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"What are you touching here? Your belly button?"
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"Some people go farther down, but most go to the chest."
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"You go to the chest."
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""The Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Amen.""
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"- So you really didn't have a good time? - No, I really didn't."
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"- What? - Somebody lost a little bet tonight."
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"Somebody owes somebody..."
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"Good morning."
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"- I have a small request. - What's that?"
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"Can we please go back to Colgate?"
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"Why?"
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"I just don't like... There's no taste to that Indian thing."
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"What, is there a message on this thing?"
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"Saturday, 7:32 a.m."
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"Larry, Mike Duffy. The Aamco guy."
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"Sorry for calling so early. I'm feeling weird about something that happened last night."
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"I wanna talk to you about it. I'll be in my office, say, around 12:30."
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"You got my number. Call me. I'd really appreciate it. Thanks."
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"- "Feeling weird about something"? - Yeah, what's that?"
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"What kind of message is that to leave at 7:30 in the morning?"
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"I don't know. Maybe he's very upset about..."
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"He should've said what it was. Now I have to think about this all day?"
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"I hate messages like that."
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"Unless he's feeling weird that he took my seat."
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"That's possible. Although last night, he didn't seem to mind at all."
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"Wait a second. You know what it could be, too?"
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"Last night, I was talking to Allison about our house in Martha's Vineyard..."
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"And I look over, and I see Maggie..."
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"Why would she care?"
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"I see. So now they think that we don't want them staying at our guesthouse."
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"Indirectly, I was trying to give her the message."
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"But now they think I don't want them staying in the guesthouse."
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"If it's between him fixing Jeff's car..."
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"or him staying in our guesthouse, Jeff's out of luck."
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"I think I'll get one of those apple turnovers from last night."
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"- Where are the apple turnovers? - They're in the refrigerator?"
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"No, I don't think so."
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"- You don't see them in there? - They're not in here."
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"- Okay, I know how you look for things. - They're not there."
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"Where's all the food from last night? Where are the leftovers?"
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"I don't know."
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"Did you tell the caterer to take things home?"
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"- You didn't? - I did not."
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"- She took the leftovers? - She would just take them?"
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"Do you think she would take it upon herself to..."
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"walking out with a platter, to the car."
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"Did you say something? You didn't say anything to her?"
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"I don't expect her to steal our food."
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"- This is stealing. - I know it is."
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"I'm calling..."
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"This is very unprofessional, if you ask me."
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"It's completely unprofessional."
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"I know, because my whole career's been based on being unprofessional."
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"You should never listen to Jeff for anything."
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"I don't know why I have to keep telling you that."
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"Hi, may I speak to..."
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"Hi, Debbie, it's Cheryl David from last night."
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"Larry and I were just wondering where the leftover food is."
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"You did?"
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"Why did you think you could take the food home with you?"
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"Did anybody tell you you could do that?"
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"We will cancel the check if we don't get the food back."
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"Yeah, so..."
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"He'll be over in a little while. Thanks."
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"Unbelievable."
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"- What nerve. - I gotta go and pick up the leftovers?"
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"I'm really not sure that everything survived the trip here, so..."
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"Survived the trip here?"
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"Where did you come from, the Sudan? What are you talking about?"
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"Where's the chicken?"
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"- There really isn't any chicken left. - There's no chicken left?"
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"Not really."
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"What did you do with all the chicken?"
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"There was, maybe... There was three pieces of chicken."
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"Three pieces of chicken?"
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"- Where'd that come from? - Sorry about that, there you go."
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