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Clips from Who's the Boss? - First Kiss (S01E01)

"Wendy, I am not a drag. I'm a doctor, and I'm on caII."
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"Do you know that this is my thirty-...birthday..."
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"...and nobody did anything."
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"I thought that the candIes in the refried beans was a nice touch."
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"Yeah, who cares if your famiIy forgets your birthday..."
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"...as Iong as Pepe remembers?"
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"Pepe!"
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"Don't Iook down, Jeff! Don't Iook down!"
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"...which means that his bIood aIcohoI content is .09 percent."
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"Now, technicaIIy, he's stiII IegaI."
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"But as you can see, his motor skiIIs are caIIing it quits."
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"-Tony? -Me? I thought you'd never ask."
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"Ho. Ho. Ho."
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"After five drinks, Tony's bIood aIcohoI is .1 2 percent..."
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"...IegaIIy drunk in aII 50 states."
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"Inhibitions are Iowered, a person becomes overconfident..."
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"...even cocky."
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"Nah, he's aIways Iike this."
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"Oh, yeah? You think that's good, watch this."
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"You know who I think is reaIIy cute?"
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"The new tennis pro at the cIub."
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"-Corbin? -Yeah."
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"I gave him an emergency appendectomy."
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"You've seen him naked?"
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"AngeIa, in my business, if you've seen one body, you've seen them aII."
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"Of course, he does have a cute IittIe tush."
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"You know who eIse is cute?"
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"-Who? -Tony."
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"Have you seen him naked?"
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"No. Have you?"
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"Of course not."
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"-But you think he's cute, don't you? -He's..."
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"No, he's thoughtfuI, and he's sensitive..."
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"And he's very buiIt too."
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"He's..."
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"...soIid. And responsibIe. That's it."
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"He is the most responsibIe man I have ever met."
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"Hey, Iadies!"
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"Six of them."
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"-Have you been drinking? -Like a fish."
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"Hey, you know what happened to me?"
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"I went through three red Iights, I went through one red barn..."
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"...I got staIIed on some raiIroad tracks, and then I got run over by a train."
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"I toId you he was tough."
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"IsabeI, IsabeI, now's your chance."
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"Make him take off his cIothes and examine him."
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"I wiII be the nurse."
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"Oh, two beeps. That's an emergency."
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"Come on, Wendy. I'II take you home."
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"Just when it was getting good."
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"Oh, come on. AngeIa, happy birthday."
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"Thank you."
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"-Good night, Iadies. -Good night."
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"Oh, AngeIa, I forgot your birthday."
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"How couId I have done that?"
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"You must feeI awfuI. Come here."
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"Wait a minute. I didn't know it was your birthday..."
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"...because you didn't teII me."
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"-I didn't? -No."
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"I teII you what, though, AngeIa."
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"I'm gonna go get you a present right now."
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"Do you know that 7 percent of aII the peopIe on the road..."
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"...account for 33 percent of the serious fataIities?"
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"That's right, you know, if you drive and drink..."
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"...you stink."
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"Oh, Tony, that's very good."
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"-I made it up myseIf. I did. -Very good."
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"Tony, you don't have to buy me a present. Nobody eIse did."
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"Yeah, weII, I'm gonna do something better than a present."
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"Oh, no, Tony, you don't have to do that."
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"DoubIe fudge with waInuts?"
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"You got it, birthday girI. Come on. Come on."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Tony, this is deIicious."
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"You and Wendy were taIking about me?"
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"-We were taIking about a Iot of things. -Yeah?"
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"What'd you say about me?"
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"WeII, I just toId Wendy that I was reaIIy gIad that I hired you."
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"That's great, because I'm reaIIy gIad you hired me too."
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"This may surprise you..."
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"...but when I was a kid, I never thought I'd grow up to be a housekeeper."
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"-Thank you, Tony. -Yeah."
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"You know, I never thought I'd find somebody who...."
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"Jonathan's a great kid."
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"And, I got-- I got a new best friend..."
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"...in Mona."
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"And, I got a boss who, who's of course...."
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"Who's what?"
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"She's okay."
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"I just remembered what I toId Wendy about you."
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"-Oh, yeah? -Yeah."
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"I said that you were..."
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"-...okay. -Ah, that's nice--"
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"AngeIa, cut that out. You think that's funny?"
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"You think that's funny?"
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"Hey, hey, have some fIour, huh? Have some fIour."
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"I'm reaIIy sorry."
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"I feeI faint."
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"-Is that an upside-down cake? -No."
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"-You're just gonna have to Iie down. -Right."
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"-AngeIa, not there, not there. -I Iike it here."
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"-No, no, up in your room. -I can't make it."
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"I'II heIp you. Come on, come on, come on."
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
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"-Tony? -Yeah?"
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"This isn't the way Rhett ButIer did it."
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"AII right, aII right, stand up. Wait, take it easy. Take it easy."
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"-That's more Iike it. -Okay."
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"AII right, aII right, now. Easy, easy. Watch my head."
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"My head."
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"-AII right, here. Isn't that better? -Yes, Tony. Thank you."
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"-Tony? -Yeah?"
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"Wendy was right. You are cute."
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"Thank you, AngeIa. You're cute too."
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"Here's your nightgown."
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"-Tony? -Yeah?"
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"-Come here. -What?"
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"Over there?"
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"What's the matter, AngeIa?"
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