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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Spuds (S11E11)

"Oh, my God. He's talking to Lily and Dylan!"
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"I'mDylan."
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"You know, Randy, you remind me of a young me,"
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"prowling Saigon with a Vietnamese beauty."
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"There was this one bar I used to --Let's go."
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"Let's get you some black coffee."
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"Peekaboo! George! Poppy!"
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"Hello? Is anybody home?"
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"They're laughing!See? They're psychos!"
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"Ay! Sorry, mister. Are you okay?"
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"I actually don't feel anything, which is even more scary."
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"Don't be scared to feel, buddy."
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"You could end up running away"
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"from an emotional situationwith your kids,"
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"and those are alwaysthe most rewarding."
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"You ask me, you're lucky."
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"She dumped me by text"
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"while making outwith her old boyfriend."
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"I broke down crying."
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"My charcoal ran like mascara."
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"Lucky?"
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"Aw, I'm not gonna lie to you."
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"It sucks, and sometimes it's got to suck for a while."
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"I just wish I could say some magic words"
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"or give you a hug, make it all go away."
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"In a way, he raised me."
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"Pull yourself together, man!"
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"Phil: Haley, um,"
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"I think what your...chemically humanized grandfather"
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"is trying to say is that kids are built to last."
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"Sure, they -- they go through stuff,"
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"but they survive, especially when you're around to help."
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"I miss him."
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"Yeah."
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"He wasyour first real boyfriend."
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"I keep expecting him to show up."
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"He used to come by at night, and I'd sneak out to see him."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"You knew?"
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"His car is 30 years oldand doesn't have a muffler."
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"And he honked."
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"I loved that car."
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"I know it hurts now,sweetheart,"
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"Aw."
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"That --"
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"That was you, buddy."
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"I remember when he was a baby."
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"We met my senior year of high school."
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"Jay: You know, it's --"
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"Thing about babies, you -- you fall in love with a baby"
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"with the cutest little fat folds,"
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"and then -- bam -- they're gone."
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"But it's okay, because in its place"
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"is this...toddler"
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"with the greatest laugh on Earth."
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"And then one day, the toddler's gone,"
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"and in its place, a little kid"
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"that asks the most interesting questions you've ever heard."
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"And this keeps going on like that,"
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"but you never get the chance to miss any of them,"
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"'cause there's always a new kid to take the place of the old."
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"Until they grow up."
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"And then...in a moment,"
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"all those kids you fell in love with"
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"walk out the door at the same time."
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"Jesus."
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"I'm just saying it goes fast."
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"Like the expression..."
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""You never know the last time you pick up your kid.""
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"Phil: The point we're making, Haley,"
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"It -- It just means that you love them."
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"So, I'm always gonna feel likeI screwed them up somehow?"
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"Kind of."
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"I mean, eventually,you'll be able to laugh at it --"
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"probably around the time that you're reassuring your own children"
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"that they didn't screw up theirbabies."
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"No, actually, thank you."
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"It's nice to know, as parents, that we can still have --"
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"Dad?"
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"I miss picking up my little girl."
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"And it won't bethe last time, damn it!"
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"Oh!You wanta piggyback ride, honey?"
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"No. No. No."
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"You sure?Okay, I'm calling it."
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"Okay, this is it!"
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"Uh..."
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"Hello?"
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"Took a minute getting Jay to his car. Mm."
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"He saw a cloud that looked like his old football coach,"
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"Turned out to be kind ofa fun night, huh? Yeah."
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"By the way..."
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"I got a response to my Craigslist ad."
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"Oh. Oh, that was fast."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, really nice couple,"
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"soon to be empty nesters --"
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"three kids, two new grandkids."
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"Wife's a little high-strung."
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"Husband's a bit of an oddball"
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"with an infectious lust for life."
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"They sound like weirdos.No sale."
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"Phil, I'm talking about us."
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"We should keep the RV."
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"What changed your mind?"
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"I think it was hearing all those stories tonight."
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"And the kids'll be gone soon."
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"Might as well do it in the height of luxury --"
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"with a carpeted bathroom and a four-in-one game table."
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"You're incredible. Mm."
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"What did I do to deservea wife cool enough"
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"to let me keep my dad's RVand his newborn parrot?"
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"His newborn what?"
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"Mmmmmwah."
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"Sweetie, I know."
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"I-I saw the other coachcelebrating on Instagram,"
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"uh, drenching himselfin Gatorade -- in the house."
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"There was a rug.Who's gonna clean that up?"
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"I'm reading from your facethat you didn't knowuntil I just told you."
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"Now I'm just talkingout of nerves."
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