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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Spuds (S11E11)

"Oh, yeah, and Abe Lincoln,"
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"he could've said, "87 years ago,""
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"and Hamlet could've said, "Maybe I'll kill myself.""
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"that separate the merely good from great, Mitchell!"
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"Sweetie, I know you'rereally tense about this --"
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"No, no, no! Don't jinx it, don't jinx it!"
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"Cam is up for head coach"
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"Cam is up for head football coach"
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"at the University of North Central Missouri."
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"It's his dream job,"
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"and they're supposed to call him about it today,"
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"and it's making him a little crazy."
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"In f-fact --"
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"C-Claire's always Dad's favorite,"
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"and I-I'm really miffedabout that."
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"Oh, boy. This again, huh?"
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"I'm ready.Oh, my God!"
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"Honey, you look gorgeous! Look at her.Ah, sweetie! Oh!"
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"I'm more worriedabout my daterunning"
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"when he sees you two there."
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"You'll barely even notice us, okay?"
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"Just be yourself. You are -- You're so funny."
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"Okay, tell that funny story"
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"of the old drunk guy who was kissing the donkey."
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"Oh, because yourfamily's perfect?"
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"Okay. Oh, my God! That's it!"
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"That's the job!"
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"Where's my phone?! Where's my phone?!"
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"This is the worst thing that could be happ--"
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"Okay, it's just my mediation app."
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"Okay, you needto control your man."
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"If he gets bad news tonight"
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"I can kiss"kissing him goodbye" goodbye."
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"I understand we allget attached to things"
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"that belonged to our parents."
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"That's not it."
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"Can't you see yourself making lists and folding shirts"
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"while we drive across the Golden Gate Bridge?"
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"Well, then leave it here."
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"You've always wanted a guest house."
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"Not one with seat beltsat the dining table."
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"No discussion, Dylan."
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"We're taking them to see a baby psychiatrist."
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"Are you still talking aboutthat crazy movie?"
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"Well, it messed them up!"
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"We took them to the park."
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"Cute squirrels -- snore."
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"Then an old lady walking her poodle"
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"trips and gets dragged through a rosebush,"
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"and these two burst out laughing"
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"like two stoners in a tickle fight."
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"I'm sureyou're both overreacting"
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"the way all new parents do."
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"No, Mom, we're screwing this up."
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"like -- like an au pair or something."
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"That's two nannies, right?"
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"Correct. Okay."
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"Ohh."
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"Look at how gentle they're beingwith that butterfly."
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"See? You two were worryingfor no--"
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"They're tearing it apart.Ohh!"
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"and the grown-ups go outand talk about this over dinner?"
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"Oh! Four people, though."
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"Try fitting that in a regular car."
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"Wait a minute."
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"What if we took the R--you kidding me?!"
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"Remind me to buy some wheel blocks!"
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"Oh, God. Lily needs my help."
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"I'm -- I'm trying to get herto tell that funny donkey story."
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"By making an Eeyore sound?"
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"You know what?Not all donkeys are depressed."
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"That'san offensive stereotype"
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"perpetuated bya bunch of ignorant Iowans."
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"It's just Longinus."
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"Yeah, we know. You metMarie Osmond at a Five Guys."
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"Nobody cares."
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"Lily!Hey, guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys."
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"Oh, just taking a breakfrom scarring our children."
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"Haley and Dylan were having a little bit of a meltdown,"
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"and we thought we'd hit Spuds one last time"
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"before they close for good."
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"I know. It's sad, isn't it?"
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"Remember we used to spend all of our birthdays here...Yeah!"
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"...and Spuddy Holly would always sing to us.Yes! Oh."
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"Both: ♪ Scalloped, fried, or lyonnaise ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday"
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"I want to stress that I'm adopted."
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"Why don't we leave the lovebirdsto their date?"
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"Good idea, but you know what?"
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"Let's -- Let's see if they cansit the rest of us together."
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"Okay, yeah.Okay."
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"Alright."
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"I'd been following Cam'scompetitor for the coaching spot"
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"on Instagram, and --"
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"...he beat Cam out for the job,"
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"which meant, any minute,"
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"Cam would be getting the devastating news himself."
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"And I-I-I couldn't rely on the joyful environment of Spuds"
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"to cushion the blow."
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"Although, it is famously where Larry King broke up"
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"with four of his wives."
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"Cam. Cam."
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"and I think it's bestthat you hear it from me."
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"Oh, I heard."
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"They're out of the Impossible Potato."
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"Now, I'm sorry,"
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"you advertise the first potato made entirely of meat,"
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"You're more crookedthan General James Wilkinson"
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"We're down to the last state."
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"It's actually better if I move."
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"Wow. This is gorgeous."
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"What do you call this place, again?"
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"Pearl Harbor."
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"Save the flag, boys!"
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"If you're feeling tense, my dad's old foot bath is in the RV."
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"Plugs right into the cigarette lighter."
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"Honey, there could bea money volcano"
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"I still wouldn't want it."
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"My kids are already sociopaths."
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"I don't need to give them astrawberry allergy on top of it."
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