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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Bruce Forsyth (S01E01)

"Why don't you rent yourself out as an anteater?"
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"(rimshot)"
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"I like it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
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"Hey, quit while you're ahead. You call that a head?"
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"I've seen better heads on cabbages."
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"You don't want to lose your audience."
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"You call that an audience? It looks more like an oil painting."
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"Believe me, you've got 'em."
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"Got 'em? Who wants 'em? Who wants 'em?"
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"No, no. Enough, enough. We surrender. We surrender."
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"No more, no more."
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"You did it, Fozzie. Oh, I did! Bruce, I did it."
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"Oh, I did it. I did. Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"Bruce, this is the happiest moment of my life."
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"Just learning from a pro like you,"
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"working side by side with one of the greats. (♪ jazz)"
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"You even learned how to cue the big musical finish to the comedy spot."
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"Yeah. All right."
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"♪ Maybe we're ragged and funny"
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"Thank you, Mr. Forsyth. It's my pleasure, Mr. Bear."
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"♪ Hey ♪ We travel along, singing a song"
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"♪ Side by side ♪"
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"I like the ears. Keep the ears going."
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"They love it. Listen to that. (applause)"
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
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"(narrator) And now "Veterinarian's Hospital,""
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"the continuing story of an orthopedic surgeon"
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"who's gone to the dogs."
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"Well, Dr. Bob, here's your next patient."
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"(grunts)"
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"What have we here, another sick chicken?"
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"Shall we prepare for surgery on the chicken?"
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"Duck! (all) Aah!"
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"What was that? I don't know."
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"Duck! (all) Aah!"
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"I don't understand what's going on around here."
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"Duck! Oh!"
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"So Dr. Bob has received a serious blow."
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"What kind of doctor do you think I am?"
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"Quack."
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"I should know better than to ask a chicken."
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"Duck! (all) Aah!"
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"(♪ "Let There Be Love" by I Grant and L Rand)"
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"♪ Let there be you"
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"♪ Let there be me"
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"♪ Let there be oysters"
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"♪ And occasional rain"
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"♪ Chili con carne"
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"♪ Sparkling champagne"
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"♪ Let there be birds"
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"Small ones, huh? Yes."
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"♪ That sing in the trees I don't want that big one back."
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"♪ Someone to bless me"
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"♪ Whenever I sneeze"
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"Ahchoo! Bless you, Piggy."
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"♪ Let there be cuckoos"
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"♪ A lark and a dove"
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"♪ But most of all, please"
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"♪ Let there be love"
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"Come in, boys. ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh"
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"♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh"
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"♪ Let there be cuckoos"
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"♪ Doo doo doo"
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"♪ A lark and a dove ♪ Doo doo dah"
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"♪ But most of all, please ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo"
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"(Bruce and Piggy) ♪ Let there be love"
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"♪ Let there be love"
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"♪ Love, love"
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"♪ Let there be love"
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"♪ Yes, Brucie"
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"♪ Let there be love, love between Bruce and the pig"
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"♪ Love, love, love, oh, yes, oh, love, love ♪"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, that's about all the time we have."
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"We'd like to have a special thanks"
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"to our special guest star Mr. Bruce Forsyth. Yeah!"
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"May I say it's been a pleasure to be on this television show."
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"And, Kermit, you're a wonderful MC."
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"He's so dumb, he thinks Veronica Lake is a body of water."
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"Please, Fozzie, a little humility."
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"Yeah, if you want to be working next week."
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"Oh, in that case... Oh, please forgive me, frog, please."
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"Bruce, you taught him well."
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"Hey, we'll see you all next week"
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"This show brought a tear to my eye. Really?"
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"Yeah, I'm sitting on a tack."
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"(bum note)"
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"Get away, you great big gawky-looking thing. Get off."
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"♪ It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so"
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"I know you're worried about your act tonight. Oh, boy, am I."
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"Yeah, but listen, Fozzie. This is just one week."
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"You did. Yeah?"
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"Get back. Get... Goodness' sake."
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"substituting for Fozzie tonight"
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