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Clips from Glee - The Role You Were Born to Play (S04E04)

"That was great, guys."
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"Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back."
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"What's that called?"
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"Callbacks."
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"I don't know. I feel like Kitty has the inside track on Sandy."
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"Sandy can't be brunette."
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"Oh, like Maria couldn't be black?"
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"That was a year ago, Mercedes. Let it go."
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"Okay, so we call back all the Sandys and the Dannys. What about the rest?"
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"Brittany for cha-cha, she's the best dancer."
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"You know, Tina would make a great jan."
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"Okay, what about Rizzo?"
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"Now, I know it's way outside of the box,"
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"but I like Unique for it."
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"He wants it so badly."
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"He's the best singer, too."
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"So, we cast a brunette as Sandy and a guy as Rizzo."
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"Who's directing this, Julie Taymor? Think about how cool"
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"Though I don't agree with your choices,"
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"I appreciate your passion."
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"In Principal Figgins' office now."
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"Now, fatty!"
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"to cast the she-male-fabulous Unique Adams"
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"as Rizzo in Grease;"
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"The already overly sexualized minstrel show"
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"featuring teen pregnancy and the ridiculously unnecessary"
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"lubrication of lightning."
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"If they succeed, they will set a legal precedent"
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"that will clear the way for Unique to become a Cheerio!"
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"In the very year that I am set to notch my 1,000th"
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"tournament victory and become the winningest coach"
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"in cheerleading history."
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"Wait. When did Unique say he wanted to be a Cheerio!?"
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"Sue, I don't understand."
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"Unique Adams is nothing more"
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"than an attractive, buxom young woman"
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"who's got it going on in all the right places."
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"She's a brick house, Sue!"
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"Uh, Principal Figgins, Sue's right about that."
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"Unique is definitely a guy."
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"as a girl, she should be allowed to play one onstage."
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"Cross-gendered casting is as old as theater itself."
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"In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men."
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"There's no way that's true."
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"In the last few years,"
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"McKinley's become the kind of place"
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"where all kinds of outcasts can feel free"
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"to follow their dreams. I don't think that should change"
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"just because Coach Sylvester's a bigot."
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"You know, I'd think twice about calling someone a bigot"
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"who's had gay Cheerios!, both male and female on her squad,"
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"and who resigned her post as principal in protest"
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"because this school wasn't doing enough"
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"to protect a gay student from being bullied!"
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"But you do have a point there, mashed potato pants."
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"We've become somewhat of a"
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"progressive bubble here at McKinley High, and I think"
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"that's due to the fact that the Glee Club is being run"
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"by a strange, weepy man-child who has lotion"
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"in his hair, but no adult friends."
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"We live in Ohio."
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"And if you choose to cast Rizzo with a naive,"
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"gender-confused boy"
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"in a dress, I guarantee you someone..."
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"Is going to raise a very public stink about it,"
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"and I don't think that's fair."
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"some grand gesture about how open-minded you are."
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"William, I spent the last year"
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"stifling my natural hatred for you and helping you win"
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"a Glee Club national championship."
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"Now is your moment to pay me back by putting"
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"a stop to this so I don't have to."
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"It's not my call, Sue."
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"and I trust them implicitly."
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"Enough! With all due respect,"
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"this is none of your business."
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"I'm the director. It's my decision."
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"William, maybe you need to remind chubby-wan-Kenobi"
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"of the daily nightmare that is borne of being my enemy."
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"You can't threaten me, Sue."
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"I've already lost my girlfriend, my future, my pride."
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"I've nothing more to lose."
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"and had a retarded baby, but you..."
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"That... that was the wrong word to use. I apologize."
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"You look more crooked than Joe Theismann's leg."
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"It's just these places that the realtor in Washington sent us."
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"They all have carpeting."
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"You know how many germs"
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"and bugs and fluids live in carpeting?"
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"Call Stanley Steemer."
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"Cleaned carpets that don't dry properly"
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"can create kawasaki syndrome."
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"You know what the worst thing you can do in a relationship is?"
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"Besides hitting, of course? Lie."
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"You don't want to go with Will to Washington."
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"I saw it in your face when you told him you would."
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"I have reservations; That is much different from lying."
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"You know what they say about reservations?"
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"They won't seat you till the whole party's there."
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"Dishonesty eats away at a marriage."
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"You have to tell him you don't want to go."
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"I can't. I can't get in the way of his dreams."
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"That's what Terri did."
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"Pumpkin, Will loves you"
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"like a farmer loves his blue ribbon pig."
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"He'll understand."
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"I'm going. It's decided."
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"Then you'd better find something to get excited about"
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"doing down there besides him."
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"You know I love Will, but I think you've spent"
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"so much time working on being his girl that you forgot"
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"that the reason he's so into you is because of all the things"
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"you are besides that."
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"but every time I get near you, you disappear."
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"I was fine with our breakup."
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"Out of sight, out of mind. But maybe you"
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"could have called and asked if I could handle you"
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"choreographing the school musical!"
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"I'm sorry. Artie called me."
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"It seemed like a fun idea. I didn't think you'd be upset."
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