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Clips from Glee - The Role You Were Born to Play (S04E04)

"Artie and those guys know that."
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"Just tell them you want to audition for Rizzo,"
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"and I'm sure they'll give you a chance."
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"You know, the casual eavesdropper,"
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"hearing the feminine lilt of your voices,"
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"would just assume you're a couple of regular gals"
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"But then the unmistakable scent of talcum powder"
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"Tina stomach-Turner, and her trusty sidekick..."
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"I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you"
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"and I'm blanking."
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"But you, urethra Franklin,"
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"you are a boy and you are fooling no one."
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"You are smuggling more kielbasa under those gowns"
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"than a homesick Polish lady trying to sneak through customs."
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"You can't say things like that."
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"Oh, I think you'll find I can say anything I want,"
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"absolutely stunning, kind-faced, blue-eyed girl."
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"Now, I know full well that gender confusion"
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"is the liberal media's new darling,"
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"bored with drowning the nation's airwaves"
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"with tinny sitcoms so gay that you have to stretch"
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"in order to watch them safely."
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"The Hollywood communists are busy force-feeding us"
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"drag queen reality shows"
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"and soft profiles of gender-confused"
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"hormone-gobbling pre-teens,"
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"who faint at the sight"
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"of their own genitals."
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"There's no way in hell you're gonna play Rizzo."
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"I will not allow you"
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"to unleash a teenage maelstrom"
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"of gender-bent sexual confusion at this school,"
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"so you can turn it around and make it a launch party"
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"for your very own line of male girdles"
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"and brand-new fragrance call "nut whiff.""
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"We don't care what you say."
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"♪ White knuckles"
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"♪ hanging on too tight"
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"♪ clench of jaw"
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"♪ I've got another"
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"♪ eyes on fire, eyes on fire"
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"♪ tie a knot in the rope"
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"♪ trying to hold, trying to hold ♪"
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"♪ but there's nothing to grab"
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"♪ I think I maybe think too much ♪"
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"♪ you think I'm just too serious ♪"
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"♪ I think you're full of it"
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"♪ you've had a bad day"
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"♪ we've had a bad day"
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"♪ I'll pack my ignorance and bliss ♪"
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"♪ blow me one last kiss"
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"♪ da, da, da-da, da"
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"♪ oh-oh, oh-oh..."
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"♪ I will breathe, I will breathe ♪"
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"♪ I won't worry at all"
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"♪ all the lies, all the lies"
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"♪ I think this might be it for us ♪"
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"♪ my head is spinning so"
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"♪ La-la, la-la, da-da, da-da"
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"♪ La-la, la-la, da-da, da-da"
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"♪ blow me one last kiss"
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"♪ just when it can't get worse"
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"♪ I've had a bad day"
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"♪ you've had a bad day"
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"♪ we've had a bad day"
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"♪ I'll pack my ignorance and bliss ♪"
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"♪ blow me one last kiss."
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"That had more energy"
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"than the last three auditions combined."
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"Sandy. Definitely Sandy."
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"What about you, Wade?"
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"I would like to play the role of Rizzo."
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"Hey, Mr. Clippenger."
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"Why didn't they call my cell?"
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"Uh, studying."
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"In the study hall? I think you're the first."
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"Uh..."
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"I've got to work twice as hard as everyone else"
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"to do half as well."
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"I'm pulling a c-minus average since I got here,"
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"and if I don't get it up to a B,"
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"my parents are going to make me quit football, so..."
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"Whatever it takes, you know?"
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"I'm-I'm sorry... who are you again?"
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"Uh, Finn is my name."
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"Played football, too. Quarterback."
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"Oh. Awesome. I also had a c-minus average"
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"in my sophomore year,"
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"Are you serious?"
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"How did you do that? Glee Club."
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"Learning the music and the choreography,"
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"it just... opened up my brain somehow."
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"I'm not joining the Glee Club."
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"I mean, I hear it's fun, but..."
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"Start slow, then. Come try out for the musical."
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"I don't sing. Prove it."
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"Auditions are at 4:00 in the auditorium."
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"See you then."
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"Another one?"
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"I don't understand. All I do is study."
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"- I haven't even seen Dark Knight Rises yet. - Oh, it was good."
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"Bane was a little hard to understand, but so evil."
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"A director's job is to make choices."
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"You have to pick one."
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"Well, that one is a zodiac jukebox,"
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"this is a wurlitzer bubbler..."
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"a knockoff, I'd imagine,"
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"because an original goes for around 40 grand..."
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"and that one is a seeburg... you may recognize it"
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"from the opening credits of happy days."
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"Oh! Happy days is a show from the '50s,"
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"and so is Grease, so we should use this one, right?"
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"No, that's the exact one we shouldn't use."
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"It's cliché."
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"I say we go with the zodiac."
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"But we're gonna have to change the records in it."
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"It's filled with classic rock from the '80s."
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"Hey."
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"Auditions aren't till 4:00, but..."
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