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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Now We're Not Cooking with Gas (S10E10)

Usually your fires are on the inside.

"Usually your fires are on the inside."

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Uh, yeah. That was me.

"Uh, yeah. That was me."

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Thanks again for putting those out.

"Thanks again for putting those out."

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I-I followed specific directions

"I-I followed specific directions"

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from professionals on the Internet,

"from professionals on the Internet,"

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- so... - So, Thanksgiving, huh?

"- so... - So, Thanksgiving, huh?"

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Stuffing, am I right? Wh-What is stuffing?

"Stuffing, am I right? Wh-What is stuffing?"

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This is just a rare, onetime thing. The gas is out

"This is just a rare, onetime thing. The gas is out"

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and we've got nowhere else to cook.

"and we've got nowhere else to cook."

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You see, that's a heritage turkey

"You see, that's a heritage turkey"

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Oh, wow! A heritage turkey?

"Oh, wow! A heritage turkey?"

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- Yeah. - Put this out.

"- Yeah. - Put this out."

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Oh, um, but it actually needs a couple more hours at least...

"Oh, um, but it actually needs a couple more hours at least..."

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This is me being nice, Bob.

"This is me being nice, Bob."

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If I have to come back,

"If I have to come back,"

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And neither will you,

"And neither will you,"

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- because you'll get fined. - Mm.

"- because you'll get fined. - Mm."

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- You don't want that. - Mm-hmm.

"- You don't want that. - Mm-hmm."

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Okay, so get rid of this whole situation,

"Okay, so get rid of this whole situation,"

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or else...

"or else..."

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- You're doing a hose sound? - Yep.

"- You're doing a hose sound? - Yep."

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- Got it. - Bye.

"- Got it. - Bye."

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Sorry, hon.

"Sorry, hon."

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Maybe we can hoist the turkey inside

"Maybe we can hoist the turkey inside"

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and stick a bunch of candles under it.

"and stick a bunch of candles under it."

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How long would that take?

"How long would that take?"

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Like, a week? Bob?

"Like, a week? Bob?"

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- Bob, what are you doing? - Lin, these embers are holding up.

"- Bob, what are you doing? - Lin, these embers are holding up."

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I mean, once the kids come back with more wood,

"I mean, once the kids come back with more wood,"

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we can finish roasting this bird

"we can finish roasting this bird"

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We can't afford getting any sort of write-ups or tickets.

"We can't afford getting any sort of write-ups or tickets."

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Unless it's two parking tickets,

"Unless it's two parking tickets,"

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'cause I got two parking tickets, by the way. Sorry.

"'cause I got two parking tickets, by the way. Sorry."

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Lin, I have to do this.

"Lin, I have to do this."

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For years, I thought I'd always be just some schlub

"For years, I thought I'd always be just some schlub"

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on a waiting list, and now look.

"on a waiting list, and now look."

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See how crispy that skin is getting?

"See how crispy that skin is getting?"

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See how the juices are starting to flow?

"See how the juices are starting to flow?"

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This is my Independence Day, Lin.

"This is my Independence Day, Lin."

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And I'm Will Smith,

"And I'm Will Smith,"

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and I'm telling this turkey, "Welcome to Earth."

"and I'm telling this turkey, "Welcome to Earth.""

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And I'm like, "Oh, I'm also gonna cook you and eat you."

"And I'm like, "Oh, I'm also gonna cook you and eat you.""

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Fine, Bob, calm down!

"Fine, Bob, calm down!"

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You're getting your giblets in a twist.

"You're getting your giblets in a twist."

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Let's cook this bird.

"Let's cook this bird."

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Yeehaw!

"Yeehaw!"

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- Oh, my face! - Oh, God. Sorry.

"- Oh, my face! - Oh, God. Sorry."

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This is ridiculous. We've barely found any sticks.

"This is ridiculous. We've barely found any sticks."

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Somebody must've Blair Witched them all.

"Somebody must've Blair Witched them all."

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Just when you get into sticks,

"Just when you get into sticks,"

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everyone else is into sticks, too.

"everyone else is into sticks, too."

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I think we just solved all our problems.

"I think we just solved all our problems."

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Oh, Mama!

"Oh, Mama!"

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Okay, we got to get this thing home.

"Okay, we got to get this thing home."

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Let's pick her up.

"Let's pick her up."

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- It's too heavy. - Ugh, fine.

"- It's too heavy. - Ugh, fine."

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Here, let me help. One, two, three.

"Here, let me help. One, two, three."

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Okay! Forget it.

"Okay! Forget it."

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We're gonna have to roll this son of a bitch.

"We're gonna have to roll this son of a bitch."

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Or put a saddle on it and teach it to run.

"Or put a saddle on it and teach it to run."

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Easy, girl. Shh, shh.

"Easy, girl. Shh, shh."

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Well, we gave it our best shot.

"Well, we gave it our best shot."

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No! Come on!

"No! Come on!"

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Okay. This is going pretty good.

"Okay. This is going pretty good."

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Those were just practice rolls.

"Those were just practice rolls."

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This is the real deal.

"This is the real deal."

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We're too weak.

"We're too weak."

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Well, look, we get back, and, Gene, you get your turkey,

"Well, look, we get back, and, Gene, you get your turkey,"

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Tina, you get your tree ceremony, and me,

"Tina, you get your tree ceremony, and me,"

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I get my fire. Everybody wins!

"I get my fire. Everybody wins!"

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We're rolling this logging log-damned log home,

"We're rolling this logging log-damned log home,"

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log-damn it!

"log-damn it!"

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Now push!

"Now push!"

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Okay, nice work, everyone.

"Okay, nice work, everyone."

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Now let's take this baby back

"Now let's take this baby back"

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and be hero... !

"and be hero... !"

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It's headed right into traffic!

"It's headed right into traffic!"

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Yeah. So, like I was saying,

"Yeah. So, like I was saying,"

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let's get this log back and be, um, heroes.

"let's get this log back and be, um, heroes."

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- Cool. - Great.

"- Cool. - Great."

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- Putting my socks in the fire. - Right.

"- Putting my socks in the fire. - Right."

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It's starting to get dark out.

"It's starting to get dark out."

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Should we go get the kids? I'm getting worried.

"Should we go get the kids? I'm getting worried."

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-Yeah, I know. We need that wood. -What?

"-Yeah, I know. We need that wood. -What?"

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- And also I hope they're safe. - A tree fell in the forest.

"- And also I hope they're safe. - A tree fell in the forest."

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We didn't hear it, but we found it.

"We didn't hear it, but we found it."

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Oh, my babies are back.

"Oh, my babies are back."

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Oh, wow, that's huge.

"Oh, wow, that's huge."

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- Yeah. Too huge, actually. - Wait, what?

"- Yeah. Too huge, actually. - Wait, what?"

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And I can't chop it up. You guys were supposed to get sticks.

"And I can't chop it up. You guys were supposed to get sticks."

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Where are the sticks?

"Where are the sticks?"

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This is a mega-stick. What's happening?

"This is a mega-stick. What's happening?"

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Would you like a suggestion where to stick this log?

"Would you like a suggestion where to stick this log?"

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We risked our lives for this thing.

"We risked our lives for this thing."

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And also possibly other people's lives,

"And also possibly other people's lives,"

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but we're not gonna talk about that right now.

"but we're not gonna talk about that right now."

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Come on, let's light her up! I need this!

"Come on, let's light her up! I need this!"

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Louise, no.

"Louise, no."

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Oh, we were so close,

"Oh, we were so close,"

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and now there's only a few embers left.

"and now there's only a few embers left."

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We've got nothing else to burn.

"We've got nothing else to burn."

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- Did someone just spit in my eye? - God?

"- Did someone just spit in my eye? - God?"

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Oh, crap! Are you kidding me?!

"Oh, crap! Are you kidding me?!"

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Well, the day's not a total loss.

"Well, the day's not a total loss."

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We can still go in and do the tree ceremony.

"We can still go in and do the tree ceremony."

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Bob, stop it. We don't have any tarp.

"Bob, stop it. We don't have any tarp."

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I'll take my jacket off.

"I'll take my jacket off."

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Aah! Okay, here we go.

"Aah! Okay, here we go."

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All right. What else can we burn?

"All right. What else can we burn?"

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- Everyone, empty your pockets. - No!

"- Everyone, empty your pockets. - No!"

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That's enough, Bob. It's late, and it's raining,

"That's enough, Bob. It's late, and it's raining,"

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and we're all tired and hungry.

"and we're all tired and hungry."

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Now, I'm gonna go in and make some sandwiches

"Now, I'm gonna go in and make some sandwiches"

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and cold beans for the kids, and you're welcome to join us.

"and cold beans for the kids, and you're welcome to join us."

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But we're not staying out here anymore, okay? We're done.

"But we're not staying out here anymore, okay? We're done."

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I've ever had in my whole life.

"I've ever had in my whole life."

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Bob? You coming in or what?

"Bob? You coming in or what?"

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I can't, Linda.

"I can't, Linda."

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Right. Fine. Enjoy your hoity-toity turkey.

"Right. Fine. Enjoy your hoity-toity turkey."

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- Come on, kids. - Put a shirt on, Iggy Pop.

"- Come on, kids. - Put a shirt on, Iggy Pop."

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