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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Heartbreak Hotel (S30E30)

"Forget the bubble bath."
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""All further inquiries should be submitted in writing"
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"¶ No job, no kids, no Flanders ¶"
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"¶ Small ketchup's friends ¶"
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"¶ With tiny mustard ¶"
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"¶ Airport Hotel ¶"
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"What? We want a pool."
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"I'm still in a great mood after reading that free USA Today."
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"I know you're gonna need some space,"
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"so I'll sleep on the couch."
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"You can sit around with the minibar gin"
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"Your Mango Tango starts now."
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"I'll make the mango-ritas."
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"Oh, pity feels good."
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"PBS is showing a performance of an Edward Albee play."
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"cantaloupe catapult accident of all time,"
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""Beauty versus Sexy.""
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"-The Amazing Place! -(cheering)"
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"How do you know?"
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"and having your friends see you melt down on TV?"
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"Well, I might as well come clean."
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"Unless I meet some awesome guy who-who wants to be my friend."
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"Website renewal "DippinDens.com.""
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"My crazy dream is coming true."
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"physical strength and interviews where you have to pretend"
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"But first, let's kick things off with a romantic beachside luau"
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"Everyone, find their Suitcase Stowaway now."
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"Here's the secret: dump and dig."
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"Great. Go through my other bag."
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"Come on, baby, it's not so bad."
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"Grampa, my sisters, your job."
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"¶ Cream cheese but no lox ¶"
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"Really? You sure you can handle it?"
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"Okay. Marge's vitamins, Marge's pajamas,"
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"EDITOR: Whoa!"
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"I said you didn't bray."
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"And lay out some mixed nuts. We've got guests."
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"You know, what's-their-names."
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"It took them five weeks, not five minutes."
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"-Our son is dead. -No, he isn't."
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"Oh, yeah, Bart."
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"(laughs)"
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"and people always feel so sorry for you."
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"Our Suns are dead."
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"Like that Dad lost our college funds"
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"So many ways to die."
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"Falling off rocks, rocks falling on me."
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"That's what ate Handsome Tom's face."
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"without getting in trouble."
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"If you say anything that reveals or implies"
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"and, for residents of Georgia, the death penalty."
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"and watch dopey movies on demand while they keep us quiet"
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"and watch the TV channel that's about the hotel."
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"I do not bray!"
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"I love your room."
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"Man, last night sure was a searing portrait"
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"(all gasp)"
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"So get out of the way of the actual winners, Shawn and Barry."
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"-TAG: The Amazing Place! -SIMPSONS: The Amazing Place!"
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"-Called it. -Mom, you always call the winner."
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"Well, your father may have Moe's and football,"
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"Why don't you guys try out for that show?"
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"investing in a chain of chewing tobacco cafes."
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"We just weren't prepared for all the spitting."
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"The truth is, we have tried out."
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"Why should you pick us to be on The Amazing Place?"
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"They don't want us."
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"You have been selected to compete on...""
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"I already miss the kids."
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"No, no, we're not dominating."
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"but let me show you how great this place can be."
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"¶ We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ¶"
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"¶ Yeah, baby, toilet's got a phone, yeah ¶"
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"They just got eliminated from the show."
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"Oh, go to hell!"
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"(all grunting, murmuring)"
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"are never going to see me humiliated like this."
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"(playing melody on pennywhistle)"
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"Homie, I was such a jerk. How can I make it up to you?"
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"to win the Western Conference?"
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"to take place in just one place."
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"But you've watched every episode of the show"
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"You even made us play the terrible home game."
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"Dippin' Dens was a great idea."
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"Oh, also, I'm not here to make friends."
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"You are each entitled to one capful of bubble bath."
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"¶ I was up late night ballin' ¶"
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"I don't deserve valuables."
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"Sundries gift shop has all the toiletries"
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"(groans) What a dump."
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"-What? -"What a dump.""
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"How would I know?"
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"Get the door. The door!"
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"And how would you have played the Three-Legged Chase?"
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"It's the Dead Weight Drop."
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"to make six mango-ritas,"
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"Hey!"
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"I am such a noob."
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"How can you say that Phoenix has any chance"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Kayla, don't step on the stem. You'll flip the pad."
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"(Marge groans)"
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"-Try out. -Try out, Mom."
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"Why are you still doing this?"
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"So we can't go home for a month?"
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"It's a nightmare."
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"All I deserve is to sit alone"
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"Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad."
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"You can go for a nice, cool swim"
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"I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar."
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"Hey, sourpuss, why don't you mix them a drink?"
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"You married me for it."
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"(birds chirping)"
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"which you must then carry across a log bridge."
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"-Total noob. -Classic noob."
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"(gasps) I said "can it" to my own children."
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"Well, break out your pixelation machine,"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"that you have been ejected from The Amazing Place,"
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"Now, that's parenting."
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