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Clips from Succession (2018) - Which Side Are You On? (S01E01)

The guy who jammed his dick in your eye?

"The guy who jammed his dick in your eye?"

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I was in bed, with Shiv, so...

"I was in bed, with Shiv, so..."

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No, I think it's really cool.

"No, I think it's really cool."

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Like, what's it like, like, to bang our sister?

"Like, what's it like, like, to bang our sister?"

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So what's goin' on? Clue me in.

"So what's goin' on? Clue me in."

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Uh, we just finished, bud.

"Uh, we just finished, bud."

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eat a fucking elk or something.

"eat a fucking elk or something."

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See ya later.

"See ya later."

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Oh, hey, Tom.

"Oh, hey, Tom."

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Just to say I know

"Just to say I know"

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you've been eating a lot of shit for me

"you've been eating a lot of shit for me"

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and I appreciate that.

"and I appreciate that."

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I like you.

"I like you."

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Lot of stuff goin' down,

"Lot of stuff goin' down,"

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but you're on the team.

"but you're on the team."

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Thanks, brother.

"Thanks, brother."

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Uh, so I do need to ask something,

"Uh, so I do need to ask something,"

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we're cool, yeah?

"we're cool, yeah?"

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Like, we're fuckin' disruptors, Yeah?

"Like, we're fuckin' disruptors, Yeah?"

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But, um...

"But, um..."

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what would you say...

"what would you say..."

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what would you say if I told you

"what would you say if I told you"

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Kick out the old man, in with the new guard.

"Kick out the old man, in with the new guard."

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Romey and the homey.

"Romey and the homey."

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You and Kendall are thinking of killing your dad?

"You and Kendall are thinking of killing your dad?"

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Well... That's a little Greek tragedy.

"Well... That's a little Greek tragedy."

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Did I say that I was going to fuck Marcia?

"Did I say that I was going to fuck Marcia?"

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But that's, you know, that's like phase two.

"But that's, you know, that's like phase two."

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I'm sorry I'm late.

"I'm sorry I'm late."

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Yeah, no. No worries.

"Yeah, no. No worries."

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This place has changed.

"This place has changed."

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I mean, well, e-everything changes.

"I mean, well, e-everything changes."

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What's this? Shiv Roy goes soulful.

"What's this? Shiv Roy goes soulful."

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Does not suit you.

"Does not suit you."

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It's like you're wearing a turtleneck and a stick-on mustache.

"It's like you're wearing a turtleneck and a stick-on mustache."

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Well, I do have feelings.

"Well, I do have feelings."

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So, uh, congratulations on Senator Miller.

"So, uh, congratulations on Senator Miller."

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gettin' a bunch of Jews, blacks, and media studies professors

"gettin' a bunch of Jews, blacks, and media studies professors"

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I did a fucking good job, in the teeth of a scandal.

"I did a fucking good job, in the teeth of a scandal."

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How's everything in the People's Republic of Gil Eavis?

"How's everything in the People's Republic of Gil Eavis?"

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Amazing.

"Amazing."

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So, go on, Shiv, what is this?

"So, go on, Shiv, what is this?"

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I want you to think about joining us.

"I want you to think about joining us."

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Me and Joyce. Why?

"Me and Joyce. Why?"

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Because I need a piece of shit on the team.

"Because I need a piece of shit on the team."

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Uh, yeah. Why? Historically speaking,

"Uh, yeah. Why? Historically speaking,"

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It's great to see you... on such short notice.

"It's great to see you... on such short notice."

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Shush. Eat.

"Shush. Eat."

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Your mother says you don't have any money.

"Your mother says you don't have any money."

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Until recently, but actually, um,

"Until recently, but actually, um,"

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my pay came through.

"my pay came through."

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And now I'm incredibly rich.

"And now I'm incredibly rich."

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Really? Mm-hmm.

"Really? Mm-hmm."

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Well, uh, I'm sure you're going to be very happy.

"Well, uh, I'm sure you're going to be very happy."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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She also told me to feed you,

"She also told me to feed you,"

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so eat up.

"so eat up."

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I think my stomach might have shrunk

"I think my stomach might have shrunk"

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uh, if I may ask?

"uh, if I may ask?"

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So here's what grownups do.

"So here's what grownups do."

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S-Sounds like a huge deal,

"S-Sounds like a huge deal,"

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but it's just procedure or...

"but it's just procedure or..."

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It's a wanton act of egregious selfishness.

"It's a wanton act of egregious selfishness."

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In keeping with everything else I've come to loathe

"In keeping with everything else I've come to loathe"

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about this rat's nest of a family.

"about this rat's nest of a family."

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Right. Right.

"Right. Right."

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So are you gonna tell Logan?

"So are you gonna tell Logan?"

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thank you very much.

"thank you very much."

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Paddle your own canoe.

"Paddle your own canoe."

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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Kendall?

"Kendall?"

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Marcia.

"Marcia."

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I was wondering, if you're not busy,

"I was wondering, if you're not busy,"

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if you don't mind joining your father for dinner?

"if you don't mind joining your father for dinner?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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He's home alone,

"He's home alone,"

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Um... just him and me?

"Um... just him and me?"

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Yeah. Is it a bad time?

"Yeah. Is it a bad time?"

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Uh, no. Of course.

"Uh, no. Of course."

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Um, no, I'm... I'm around.

"Um, no, I'm... I'm around."

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I've left some steamed fish.

"I've left some steamed fish."

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Merci beaucoup.

"Merci beaucoup."

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Mmm. Exactly.

"Mmm. Exactly."

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When I had their monkfish, I thought I was gonna shit, puke and cum all at once.

"When I had their monkfish, I thought I was gonna shit, puke and cum all at once."

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That sounds... delicious.

"That sounds... delicious."

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Although I don't actually have much of an appetite.

"Although I don't actually have much of an appetite."

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Well, you better find one quick,

"Well, you better find one quick,"

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'cause this is one of the most exclusive popups in the city,

"'cause this is one of the most exclusive popups in the city,"

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Uh-huh.

"Uh-huh."

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Look, here's the thing about being rich, OK?

"Look, here's the thing about being rich, OK?"

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you get to wear a costume, but it's designed by Armani,

"you get to wear a costume, but it's designed by Armani,"

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Well, it's me and Kendall.

"Well, it's me and Kendall."

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You. What's your vision?

"You. What's your vision?"

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You know what?

"You know what?"

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I ended up in a book shop the other day,

"I ended up in a book shop the other day,"

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OK.

"OK."

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I was looking at all the books cramming up all the walls,

"I was looking at all the books cramming up all the walls,"

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and I just thought, you know, about the olden days,

"and I just thought, you know, about the olden days,"

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all the fucking monasteries and the Bibles

"all the fucking monasteries and the Bibles"

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and all the words and what have you.

"and all the words and what have you."

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No one gives a fuck.

"No one gives a fuck."

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You're saying we're going post-literate.

"You're saying we're going post-literate."

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People are gonna read,

"People are gonna read,"

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but the old world, it's gone.

"but the old world, it's gone."

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"Tune in to ABS at nine to be told what to think."

""Tune in to ABS at nine to be told what to think.""

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No. Over.

"No. Over."

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It's all about the morsels, man.

"It's all about the morsels, man."

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Keep me interested. That is where we're headed.

"Keep me interested. That is where we're headed."

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Tasty morsels... from groovy hubs.

"Tasty morsels... from groovy hubs."

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Um, look, man,

"Um, look, man,"

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I'm dumb, but I'm smart.

"I'm dumb, but I'm smart."

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This is probably the most interesting thing

"This is probably the most interesting thing"

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that's happened in my whole life,

"that's happened in my whole life,"

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and I'm smart enough to spot the people

"and I'm smart enough to spot the people"

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who can help us, Lawrence.

"who can help us, Lawrence."

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Well...

"Well..."

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I'm on the side of change.

"I'm on the side of change."

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Yeah, you are.

"Yeah, you are."

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Sorry... Oh, fuck.

"Sorry... Oh, fuck."

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Mind if I take this?

"Mind if I take this?"

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