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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Driving Test (S03E03)

"and then took the driving test, and passed!"
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"Oh, I remember this!"
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"You had to start from scratch,"
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"and you failed the practical two more times."
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"- God! - Oh, the poor thing has crippling test anxiety."
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"We all know that."
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"Who has the keys? I need the car."
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"David, would you drive your mummy to Town Hall, please?"
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"He can't drive, his license is expired."
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"You got your wallet?"
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"So many boxes."
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"from the dust before I have to open another one."
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"I managed several galleries,"
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"and never once looked at the paperwork, so."
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"It either all comes together, or it doesn't."
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"Ultimately."
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"Did it ever come together?"
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"Um, I think we're getting sidetracked."
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"The upside is that you are your own boss now!"
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"Or I'm the owner of a very sad business"
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"with one underperforming employee."
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"Okay, what I find helpful when I get overwhelmed"
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"is actually taking a step away"
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"for like, 15 minutes to an hour,"
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"and ah, helping... people."
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"I feel like there's a request coming on."
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"Mm, not so much a request,"
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"I am looking for a very lucky person"
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"to drive me to my driver's test."
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"Oh yeah, that's not gonna happen right now."
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"Um, I guess you're right."
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"I should probably be helping you."
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"I would love to run some errands,"
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"I just-I just need a valid driver's license."
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"And I'm very anxious about it."
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"Um... you know what?"
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"Hmm, that's really perceptive."
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"Okay..."
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"I have my license in seven different countries,"
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"And I have my "F" Class."
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"Isn't that for transport trucks?!"
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"Yes, well, I had a lot of people to move!"
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"Anyway, it's not a big deal."
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"You just get in, you do what they tell you,"
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"and then you get out."
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"And wear your best hair perfume."
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"Okay, I don't have hair perfume,"
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"and not all of us can flirt our way"
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"into getting a driver's license!"
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"Okay, you try parallel parking in a burka, David."
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"No amount of flirting can get you out of that,"
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"trust me!"
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"Okay, the big difference is that nothing"
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"seems to give you anxiety,"
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"which is actually sort of concerning."
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"Oh, that reminds me,"
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"- I need to check my phone. - Oh my God!"
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"I'll tell you what's not helping me right now!"
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"- This! - Hey, relax, David."
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"- Ugh! - Okay."
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"Okay!"
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"Breaths!"
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"Oh Stevie, I don't mean to bother you,"
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"but um, there's a leaky faucet"
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"in David and Alexis' bathroom."
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"And this is a pressing issue for you?"
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"Well, it's just that when you're in our bathroom,"
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"you can hear it clear as day,"
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"I mean, it's almost like it's happening..."
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"in our bathroom."
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"But it's not."
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"So I'm just gonna finish this first."
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"- Hi. - And..."
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"Stevie, I'll need your telephone, please."
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"- Sure. - Along with the number for a plumber."
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"The faucet is dripping in David and Alexis' room."
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"It's exasperating,"
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"Oh, it's so irritating, Stevie, it..."
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"not a good time."
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"Oh, boy troubles, no doubt."
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"We don't want to intrude, dear,"
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"just when you can, plumber, please."
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"Or get someone else to do it, Stevie,"
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"Oh! None of us do, dear!"
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"We're all just muddling through, aren't we?"
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"I mean, look at John."
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"Why look at me?!"
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"I'm saying, even someone with a history"
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"Well, I didn't realize I had a downtick, Moira."
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"Just, I don't know what to do,"
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"do I sell the motel?"
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"Sell the motel? No, no!"
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"No, no, that's not something you should be thinking about."
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"- Mmm! - I mean, I can't keep it!"
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"Okay, Stevie, allow me to get you a pill."
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"of those irrational thoughts for at least two days!"
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"Yes, and Stevie, if you need any help at all,"
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"please, feel free to come by our room."
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"Well, I'll be at work."
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"But John will be there,"
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"implementing and strategizing."
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"And honestly, the drip is just uh, you know,"
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"a wish list project, lowest of priorities."
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"I'm-I just need a minute, and I'll do it."
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"- Sure, yes, of course. - Oh, Stevie."
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"Courage!"
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"- Whoa! - John, you don't really think she'd sell the place, do you?"
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"Okay, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car"
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"for 20 minutes, so that I can do my transcendental meditation"
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"before I fail this test."
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"Okay, you are acting all sorts of crazy right now."
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"This honestly does not matter."
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"Nobody cares."
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"Uh, people care."
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"I care, the driving examiner person cares."
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"Trust me, people aren't thinking about you"
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"the way that you're thinking about you."
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"You always over think everything,"
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"and that's why you fail all the time."
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"Thank you, Alexis."
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