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Clips from The Golden Girls - Blind Ambitions (S01E01)

"And if you threw a party"
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"And then along towards the end of the meal,"
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"and kiss away the little droplet of butter that always drizzled down my chin."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You can sit in the new driveway and hope that an amusing black family drops by."
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"Ooh, girls, let's do that. Let's have a garage sale."
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"Hey, I may not be Ann-Margret, but I'm still your mother."
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"and that the other dogs would laugh at her."
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"All our lives, Lily was the one who always took care of me."
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"Well, seems to me that part of the reason you're doing this is out of guilt."
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"So you lost a good friend just because George made you feel guilty about it."
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"You were really sick, Ma."
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"and remove yourself from my property."
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"And his seasonings."
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"Oh, girls, listen. Let's face it - all that so-called junk out there"
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"Thank you for being a friend"
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"Your heart is true"
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"You're a pal and a confidante"
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"Invited everyone you knew"
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"You would see the biggest gift would be from me"
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"And the card attached would say"
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""Thank you for being a friend""
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"Oh, Lily, honey, how do you like your steak?"
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"Oh, medium's fine."
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"- Why are we cooking outdoors? - Ma, we're having a barbecue."
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"Do you know what they call cooking meat over an open fire in Sicily?"
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"- No. What? - Poverty."
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"- Gee, those steaks smell good. - What do you know, Rose?"
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"You thought you could go out in the ocean and catch fish sticks."
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"Oh, I just love barbecues."
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"We used to have the most wonderful ones back home."
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"I can remember sitting out under a big old tree with the Darcy triplets -"
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"Hank, Beau and Dove. Eating and talking and laughing."
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"why, the boys always got into a fight over who was going to get"
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"to lick the barbecue sauce from my fingertips"
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"Has it gotten awful hot out here? I'll go get the lemonade."
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"We used to cook outdoors all the time when we were kids."
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"- Remember our camping trips, Lily? - Oh, I sure do."
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"During the summer, our father would take the whole family"
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"on camping trips into the wilderness."
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"Of course, it wasn't really the wilderness."
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"He'd drive in circles for about 20 minutes"
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"and then end up in the woods just beyond the barn."
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"It was years before all the kids caught on to Dad's trick."
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"What do you mean, just beyond the barn?"
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"Here we are. A nice, fresh pitcher of ice-cold lemonade."
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"Pour me a cup, would you? I'm sweating like a horse."
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"Here, Sophia, let me get it for you."
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"- That's OK, honey. I'll do it. - No, now, Rose, please."
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"I told you when I first arrived I didn't want any special treatment."
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"It's been nearly six months now since I lost my sight."
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"And I've learned to cope with just about anything."
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"You know, when I was in college, I taught school part-time"
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"at one of those schools for the blind."
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"It is really amazing what they can accomplish."
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"Oh, I went to one of those schools for a little while."
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"It's just a lot of talking and hand-holding. Never been so bored in my life."
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"I think I'm just the kind of person that likes to get out there and do it."
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"Did you know that my sister Lily still holds the record at our high school"
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"for the 100-yard dash?"
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"She served three terms on the city council,"
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"and she was the first woman in St. Olaf's to ever have a pilot's license."
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"Oh, really? Well, we have something in common, Lily."
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"I was the first woman in my hometown ever to have a pilot."
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"Blanche's bed is next to the X-15 at the Space and Aviation Museum."
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"Would you be interested in going to an outdoor concert tonight?"
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"Oh, you couldn't drag me out of this house tonight."
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"St. Elsewhere's on. That's my favorite program. I never miss it."
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"- You still watch television? - Well, I don't really watch it."
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"- I just pretend it's radio. - We don't exactly watch it, either."
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"With our crummy TV, we get two channels at once."
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"For a while there, I thought Benson was having an affair with Miss Ellie."
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"Listen, Mom, we cannot afford a new TV."
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"We're using the household money to repair the roof and repave the driveway."
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"Great. And what am I supposed to do"
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"while every other old lady on the block is watching Cosby?"
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"Maybe we could sell our old TV"
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"and use the money towards one of those new stereo models."
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"Sell it? Honey, I don't think we could give it away."
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"Oh, you would be amazed at the things people will buy."
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"When I moved from my house into the apartment,"
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"I had a garage sale and I made a lot of money."
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"'Course, I probably would've made a lot more if I could tell a one from a 20."
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"Well, can we get in trouble having a garage sale?"
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"I mean we're not actually selling a garage."
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"If it's a choice between the two of them, let the blind one make change."
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"Isn't it amazing that three people could accumulate so much stuff?"
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"Will you look at this."
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"I got this doll on my tenth birthday."
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"Oh, I can't believe I've kept her all these years."
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"Her hair is falling out, her clothes are all worn, she smells of mothballs."
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"Girls, look at this! Look at this!"
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"You know, I remember wearing this outfit"
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"the night George took me to Woodstock."
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"Oh, what a night. I will never forget it. Listening to the music of"
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"Mr. Richie Havens and Mr. Bob Dylan, and then making love in the mud."
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"You went to Woodstock?"
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"Well, actually it was the movie, but afterwards we did go home"
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"and make love in the mud."
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"I guess the 60s were a confusing time for all of us, Blanche."
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"Oh, gee, I'd forgotten I had these candlesticks."
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"They were Mother's. Oh, they'd be perfect for the alcove table."
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"- Oh, let me do it. - Oh, no, wait, Lily."
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"- Now, Rose, I'm fine. - No, I'm just gonna get your cane."
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"No, I don't need that."
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"Last night I memorized the layout for the whole house."
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"Now, please stop treating me as if I'm totally helpless."
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"I'm sorry. You know how I am. I guess I'm overprotective."
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"Who invited Gidget to the garage sale?"
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"Girls, I'm feeling a little chilly. I think I'll go and get my sweater."
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"- Oh, no. I'll get that for you. - Rose, for heaven's sakes."
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"I can find my own way. I know you're trying to help,"
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"but if I could pilot my own plane cross-country during a storm,"
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"I can certainly find my way across the room."
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"There! Now, do you see that I don't need anybody's help?"
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"Oh, my God! Rose!"
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"Rose! Rose, help!"
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"Oh, wait! Don't get over there, darling."
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"- Come over here. Stand back. - What was it?"
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"It's all right, it's all right. She's putting it out."
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