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Clips from #BlackAF (2020) - because of slavery (S01E01)

"Uh-huh."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Uh-huh?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"Like, that's just nothing to you? That's just cool?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"No. That's... that's very not cool to me."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Don't placate me. I'm being serious, dude."
#BlackAF (2020)
"This is some real shit. It's that bullshit."
#BlackAF (2020)
"You understand? This is..."
#BlackAF (2020)
"tequila impresario, George Clooney,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-in that stupid pickup truck. -Mm-hmm."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Or Matthew McConaughey in a goddamn Lincoln."
#BlackAF (2020)
"I'm just some broke black dude in a shitty car,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"but then if I pull up and I'm NS-flexing,"
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"I'm some rap monkey who spent all his money on a whip."
#BlackAF (2020)
"I just can't win, dude. The white man, dude. He's unstoppable."
#BlackAF (2020)
"[Danny] Not for nothing,"
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"but I happen to love the way you look in a car with your fancy sweatsuits."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Put your hand down, dude!"
#BlackAF (2020)
"What are you talking about, sweatsuits? I didn't mention my clothes."
#BlackAF (2020)
"-What do my clothes have to do with this? -I just meant-- I was trying to, um--"
#BlackAF (2020)
"A sweatsuit is very hard for a grown man to pull off."
#BlackAF (2020)
"I'm a grown man."
#BlackAF (2020)
"if I could wear a sweatsuit every day, I would, but I'm not you."
#BlackAF (2020)
"What is happening right now?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"[Danny] Wait. That came off like a racial thing, but it's not."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Yeah, well, technically, the nurse couldn't fit him into regular pants"
#BlackAF (2020)
"because of the diaper."
#BlackAF (2020)
"What the fuck?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"This... this is what I'm talking about. This is the world we live in."
#BlackAF (2020)
"This is the world we live in. This guy works for me,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"yet still, just dripping in pure judgment."
#BlackAF (2020)
"-[Danny] Judgment feels strong. -Does it?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-It's a strong word. -This..."
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"is pure, uncut, fresh off the boat, New Balance-wearing--"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-Are those Sauconys? -Yeah, those are Sauconys."
#BlackAF (2020)
"[Kenya] White Gaze."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Well, um, technically,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"Jews aren't, like, white-white."
#BlackAF (2020)
"-Dude, you are as white as fuck. -Jews are white. Jews are white."
#BlackAF (2020)
"If some shit went down, you're white."
#BlackAF (2020)
"There are parts of Belgium I can't walk through."
#BlackAF (2020)
"But let me just get this clear. I just want to make sense of this."
#BlackAF (2020)
"So you're saying that your assistant, who you barely pay enough"
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"to feed himself and clothe himself,"
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"he is the reason that you have to wear $2,000 sweatsuits and drive fancy cars?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-Are you-- -That's his fault?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-Are you being serious? Or... -I just want to know the answer."
#BlackAF (2020)
"-Yeah. I mean, no... -I'm entitled--"
#BlackAF (2020)
"...not him particularly, but yes."
#BlackAF (2020)
"you know, no-shoes-on-in-the-bathroom wearing cousins,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-they forced me into this life. -Right."
#BlackAF (2020)
"I don't want to be super duper fly every day."
#BlackAF (2020)
"-Right. Mm-hmm. -This is what I've been forced into."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Are those Gucci dungarees you're wearing?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-Givenchy. -See? You're next."
#BlackAF (2020)
"[sighs] I'm gonna go to In-n-Out, do you want anything?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-I'm sorry, I just have to ask. -No, you don't!"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-How did I turn you into a peacock? -No. No."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Oh, you wanna do this? Let's do it. Let's really have this conversation."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Let's really talk about this!"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-No fries. Anything. Nothing off-menu. -I haven't eaten in a week, please!"
#BlackAF (2020)
"You don't get protein-style, animal-style, nothing. You're banned from In-n-Out."
#BlackAF (2020)
"So, slavery's over, right?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"Suddenly some benevolent white man has just said, "You know what,"
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"all right, darky, your 400-year hard labor, unpaid internship is over."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Go be free.""
#BlackAF (2020)
"He goes on tirades like this at least once a week."
#BlackAF (2020)
"You learn not to listen."
#BlackAF (2020)
"You know, it's kind of like one of those wave machines."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Sort of like the way frontier women did during sex."
#BlackAF (2020)
"[Kenya] So there we are, fresh out of shackles, in a loincloth."
#BlackAF (2020)
"You hear what I'm saying? You think we had on Bermuda shorts?"
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"No, it was, whatever you have, get out."
#BlackAF (2020)
"You feel weird now, right?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"-I do. -How did we feel?"
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"-Also probably the same way, but worse. -[Kenya] Right."
#BlackAF (2020)
"[imitating whoosh of wave machine]"
#BlackAF (2020)
"It's exhausting, but to be fair,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"sometimes, every now and then,"
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"he manages to make a decent point."
#BlackAF (2020)
"It's rare, but it happens."
#BlackAF (2020)
"So, let me explain what he's trying to say."
#BlackAF (2020)
"["I Want A Little Sugar In My Bowl" by Nina Simone]"
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"♪ I want a little sugar ♪"
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"What were we supposed to do?"
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"What would anybody do?"
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"You think about how to make it."
#BlackAF (2020)
"How do you get accepted in an environment like this?"
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"Most of the time, you don't."
#BlackAF (2020)
"You just end up in jail doing the same kind of work for free,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"you just got finished doing for free."
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"But for anybody who didn't want to end up in jail,"
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"you tried to figure out a way to make it."
#BlackAF (2020)
"And the only reference we had"
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"to when we ever were treated halfway decent"
#BlackAF (2020)
"That's what they called the church clothes the plantation owners bought us"
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"to take us to church and show us off to the other plantation owners"
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"who were being good Christians."
#BlackAF (2020)
"It created this belief in black people that presentation equals acceptance."
#BlackAF (2020)
"It basically put peacocking right into our DNA."
#BlackAF (2020)
"I think that's why after all these years, we're still doing the same dumb shit."
#BlackAF (2020)
"You don't just wake up in a Euro size 56 Valentino sweatsuit, dude."
#BlackAF (2020)
"This is a hard-fought, never-say-die, leave it all out on the field,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"constant online shopping fucking nightmare, D."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Do you? Because it's Bergdorf, Mr Porter's, Matches,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"and don't let Matches not have what you're looking for."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Then you got to fucking go Farfetch."
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"[Joya exhales]"
#BlackAF (2020)
"Farfetch. It's like, fucking, the dark web, dude."
#BlackAF (2020)
"What else am I going to do? I'm gonna go to Amazon?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"Put it on my back, go out and get shot by the police?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"It's epigenetic coding."
#BlackAF (2020)
"It's like basic, basic science."
#BlackAF (2020)
"It's the coding of the epigenetics."
#BlackAF (2020)
"When stressful things happen to you over a long period of time,"
#BlackAF (2020)
"your DNA can literally change to protect you."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Like if your family lived next to a wild night club for 400 years,"
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"it's not crazy to think"
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"that your offspring might be born with smaller ear drums."
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"Excuse me, uh, what kind of night clubs did they have 400 years ago?"
#BlackAF (2020)
"You know, joke all you want, dickhead,"
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