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Clips from Taxi - Bobby's Acting Career (S01E01)

"You still say I'm not such a good actor?"
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"Hey, that was something."
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"( laughing )"
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"You bastard."
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"Now, baby, ring."
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"Come on, ring."
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"Blap. Blap."
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"It's two minutes to 12:00, Bobby."
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"Yeah, I know what time it is, Elaine,"
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"but please stop telling me what time it is."
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"I mean, it's going to ring before midnight"
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"and then that's that, you know?"
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"I haven't said this yet, but it's going to ring."
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"Okay, now hold it down"
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"because it's, like, only 40 seconds left."
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"It's going to ring. I just know it."
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"It's going to ring."
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"Maybe your watch is off."
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"No."
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"It has to be by my watch."
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"Ten, nine,"
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"eight, seven, six,"
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"five, four,"
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"three,"
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"two,"
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"one,"
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"zero."
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"Zero."
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"Zero."
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"I-I promised myself that I'd quit acting..."
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"and get a job in three years."
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"Well, it's... it's been three years."
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"Aw, what the hell."
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"I'll give myself another three years."
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"MAN: There he is."
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"That's my dog."
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"( clearing throat )"
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"Excuse me."
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"Hamlet, come over here."
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"( Hamlet growls )"
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"I'll teach you to growl at me."
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"Wait till I get you home!"
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"Officer, where is this insane man"
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"going with my dog?"
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"Your dog?"
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"See, he admits it."
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"Officer, this is my dog and I'm taking him."
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"Officer, this is my dog and he's not going anywhere."
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"Why don't you just stand them at a distance"
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"and let them call the dog?"
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"Whichever one he goes to gets the dog, right?"
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"This guy ought to run for borough president."
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"All right, Officer, where do I stand?"
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"You stand over there. Fine."
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"Where do I stand?"
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"And you stand over there."
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"Sit, boy."
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"Now, when I say so,"
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"I want you both to call the dog's name."
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"And whichever one he goes to, that's the dog's owner,"
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"and that's that, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, one second."
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"Huh?"
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"What was that all about?"
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"I just want to make sure no one's carrying any meat."
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"Okay, call the dog."
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"Hamlet."
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"Hamlet."
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"Hamlet. Hamlet, come here."
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"Come over here, Hamlet. Come on, Hamlet."
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"Hamlet. Hamlet."
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"Hamlet, come over here."
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"Hamlet, come over here!"
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"( muttering )"
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"Come over here!"
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"Wait till I get you."
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"Come over here."
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"You come over here!"
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"Come over here when I tell you."
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"Come over here."
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"( all sighing )"
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"Well, I guess that's that."
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"Hey, man, why would he do that?"
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"Go with the guy that beats him?"
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"( growling )"
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"MAN: It's his dog! It's his dog!"
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"It's his dog!"
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"( theme music playing )"
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"WOMAN: Night, Mr. Walters."
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"( grunts )"
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"I don't know what's wrong with him today."
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"You don't see no dog here, do ya?"
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"Bobby, you're not going to get anywhere"
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"Zero."
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