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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"Until then..."
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"I'm here for you."
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"No judgment. Just..."
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"a friend that you can count on."
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"Cheers."
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"So, uh..."
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"the Brainiacs asked us to be benefit heads for the Night of Neglect."
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"And we would like to select you head of talent relations."
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"We figured you're probably used to relating to talent because you're so talented."
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"Well, first, I'm honored that you came to me."
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"But I think it's a little insensitive of you..."
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"- to be flaunting your dating in my face. - Fantastic."
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"'Cause we are having problems with one of our performers."
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"A- I need a bowl of green M&Ms. And by bowl, I mean large bowl."
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"Two- I need humidifiers- lots of humidifiers, a team of humidifiers..."
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"whose only job is to make the air that Mercedes breathes more humid."
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"- We'll try our best. - Shh. I'm not finished."
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"Before every performance, I'd like to wash my hands."
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"- Excuse me? - I believe you heard Ms. Jones."
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"In fact, if I were you, I'd probably get a whole litter of fluffy puppies..."
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"They can't help it. What a star wants is to just feel appreciated and respected."
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"They just wanna feel like they're being heard."
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"Well, she seemed pretty serious about the puppy."
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"Well, obviously, hers is a talent that we have neglected."
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"I can relate. So leave it to me. I'll take care of it."
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"Hello, class."
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"I was married a bunch of times..."
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"Boy, did I think that Hitler showed promise."
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"and her pet stallion Fred, so come early."
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"We haven't been introduced. I'm Dustin Goolsby, coach of Vocal Adrenaline."
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"Oh. So you're the big competition at nationals."
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"Well, thank you very much for volunteering your star for our Night of Neglect benefit."
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"What are you talking about? I never approved that."
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"Let me cut to the sexy chase."
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"Think about how many more years you have left of productive ovulating."
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"Those aren't eggs in those fallopian tubes."
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"They're rare exotic pearls."
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"This hairline is 85% my own and my sperm count is off the charts."
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"Well- As tempting as that sounds, I have a boyfriend."
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"You do now. Admit it, I'm handsome..."
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"I'm good-looking and I'm easy on the eyes."
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"Let me tell you something about Will Schuester. That guy has tiny baby hands."
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"Seriously, it's weird."
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"Once I saw him try to pick up a Big Mac, and he couldn't do it."
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"He had to eat it layer by layer."
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"Teeny, tiny, wee baby hands."
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"They're big enough to knock your teeth out."
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"Well, this is awkward. Consider my offer."
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"What offer?"
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"He was just hitting on me. Isn't that silly?"
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"Well, we were supposed to have lunch and you don't show..."
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"and now you're getting hit on by the coach of our arch rival."
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"And by the way, I did show up for lunch..."
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"I kind of felt like I was intruding."
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"So- Oh, man. I am not the jealous type, Will."
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"Neither am I."
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"Look, how about instead of a pointless argument..."
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"we rehearse our duet for the benefit?"
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"I think I just have to clear my head."
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"No problem."
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"I'll see you at the benefit."
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"Well, as you can see, we have followed your exact specifications."
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"She specifically asked for a puppy."
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"This is unbelievable. How am I supposed to work like this?"
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"Don't worry. Puckerman is out right now scouring pounds for the perfect Pomeranian."
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"Well, actually, um, Sunshine is gonna be doing the last number..."
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"because she's bringing in hundreds of people."
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"And so I'll go on before Sunshine because I'm, well, me."
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"And Miss Holliday and Mercedes will go on before me."
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"Fine. But Ms. Jones isn't happy about it."
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"And in exchange, she's demanding that during the day of the benefit..."
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"her feet never touch the ground."
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"- Excuse me? - Did you not see Celine's wedding?"
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"- Carried in. - Cher's comeback tour."
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"- Carried in. - Gaga at the Grammys."
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"Carried the hell in."
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"Um, I'm sorry. Are you saying that you want to be carried in in a giant egg?"
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"We'll get back to you."
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"And that was the Spanish classroom."
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"And, of course, you know the choir room."
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"Hey, you guys, you better get in the auditorium. The show's about to start."
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"We'll be there in a minute. I'm just showing Blaine around."
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"Thanks for coming and supporting us, guys. It's really cool."
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"Bye."
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"Aw, you miss them."
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"- We're here for the benefit. Don't tell me you're going. - I wouldn't be caught dead."
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"I was pumping iron in the gym, and one of the guys told me you two were here..."
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"Live whatever lie you want, but don't pretend the three of us don't know what's going on."
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"You don't know squat, butt boy."
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"Hey, no, you guys. Stop."
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"Real brave with your fists, but you're a coward when it comes to the truth."
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"- Truth about what? - It's none of your business, J. Lo."
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"First of all, anything you do became my business..."
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"when you decided to toss that slushee up in my grill."
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"I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl."
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"Okay. See, here's what's gonna go down. Two choices."
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"or you walk away and live to be a douche bag another day."
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"And also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair."
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"Mm-hmm. Tons. Just all up in there."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"We could've handled that."
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"It was more fun doing it together."
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"- Oh, crap. - # La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #"
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"# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la #"
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"This just in. According to Sunshine's Twitter, she's not coming..."
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"- and neither are any of her followers. - I told you. She's evil."
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"I was just in the auditorium. There's, like, six people in there."
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"I say we blow this whole thing off and hit the arcade."
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"No. No. Screw that."
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"These people paid to see us sing."
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"What's that saying? "The show's gotta go all over the place" or something."
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"- You mean, "The show must go on." - Yeah."
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"Finn's right, you guys."
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"# Oh, I beg you #"
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"# Be my only #"
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"You're making me barf!"
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"# Deep sea, baby ##"
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"Boo! Kiss my ass!"
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"I can't stand this!"
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"Boo!"
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