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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

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Glee (2009)
"Here's what you missed."
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"Will's dating the hot substitute, Holly Holliday."
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"- She's sassy. You can see why he's into her. - Sexy!"
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"Quinn and Finn are back together in a big way, and so is the Glee Club."
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"They did original songs, and now they're headed to New York."
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"and she's gone over the edge, even for her, and that's saying something."
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"All right, we need $5,000 to pay for our trip to nationals in New York."
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"What happened to the money that we got from the Cheerios?"
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"I guess Sue was hiding it in offshore accounts in the Cayman Islands..."
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"and we're having some trouble accessing some of it."
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"Any of it."
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"- This is saltwater taffy. - I love saltwater."
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"When I was a student here, we paid for our entire trip to nationals selling this..."
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"classroom to classroom, door to door."
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"We pushed this stuff like crack."
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"So to make $5,000 at 25 cents apiece..."
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"we need to sell 20,000 pieces of taffy."
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"Wait. Do you honestly think that we can sell 20,000 anythings?"
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"and I still got a freakin' cherry ICEE facial."
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"Oh, my God. I'm so sorry."
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"Yeah, Santana's right. Nobody cares about us."
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"I can't listen to this."
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"- Mike, are you okay? - No."
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"You guys complain all the time about being mistreated..."
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"but you have no idea what it's like to work your butt off for something..."
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"I'm so trying to remember his name right now."
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"Artie, Tina, Brittany and I are on the Brainiacs."
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"Isn't that the Academic Decathlon team?"
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"- We have one of those? - Yes, we do."
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"And the four of us went on the Smarty Pants Show..."
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"and beat Carmel High to go to the Academic Decathlon finals in Detroit next week."
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"You guys were on TV?"
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"- Why didn't you tell us about it? - We did."
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"Wait. I- I get the three of you being on the team."
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"Is it because two of them are Asian and Artie wears glasses?"
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"No."
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"But Brittany?"
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"Liz Schneider was our fourth, but she got rubella."
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"Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice."
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"We bribed her with Dots."
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"- was on the other team. - I'll take Deadly Cyclones, please."
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"The Bhola cyclone."
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"Correct again."
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"Luckily, we had our own secret weapon."
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"I won't."
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"The first known case of this disease was first diagnosed..."
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"in Calcutta in 2001."
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"Correct. Bonus question."
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"Ringworm. Conjunctivitis."
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"Now, on to our final speed round question."
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"Whoever buzzes in first and answers correctly..."
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"will win the title and go on to our finals next week in Detroit."
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"Sadly, we can't afford to go to the finals, so we're gonna have to forfeit."
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"- Why don't you just have your parents pay for it? - Because we shouldn't have to."
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"We're a school club. The school should pay for it. It's a matter of pride."
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"You guys are absolutely right. How much do you need to make the trip?"
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"With gas and motels, if we only ate Funyuns, uh, $250."
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"we just need to sell more taffy."
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"when I'm normally out bow-hunting for hoboes."
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"Sandy Ryerson, defrocked educator and legendary friend of Dorothy."
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"- Terri Schuester, shrew. - I'm also an assistant manager."
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"We all have one very important thing in common."
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"We all hate Will Schuester."
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"I have a question. Are you single?"
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"- Uh, I'm not gay. - I don't care."
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"You're hunky and I'm what they call "predatory gay.""
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"I'll admit I've been on a bit of a losing streak..."
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"having lost regionals."
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"And if Will Schuester wins at nationals..."
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"my role as reigning champion at this school will be usurped."
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"I'm asking you for your help. Our mission:"
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"We'll target their fragile sense of self-esteem..."
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"so that they implode long before they can make it to nationals."
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"And I call this union..."
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"- Ooh! - First of all, that is a ridiculous name."
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"And second of all, what kind of a meeting doesn't have bagels or something?"
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"Wow. It would be hard to be married to you."
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"- And for the record- - And mixed nuts."
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"- But you do hate the Glee Club. - That's true. I do."
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"And I am looking for a new hobby."
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"Henceforth, you will be known by the following super villain nicknames."
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"You are the Honey Badger, nature's most ferocious animal."
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"Look it up on YouTube."
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"My code name will be General Zod."
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"We're a lock to beat McKinley at nationals as it is."
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"- Why would I wanna get involved in this? - Because, Sergeant..."
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"who enjoys playing mind games with your opponents."
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"- I really do like doing that. - Legion of Evil?"
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"- League of Doom. - You can count me in."
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"Although I am enjoying my second career..."
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"as a small-time medical marijuana dealer..."
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"- Okeydokey. - It doesn't change the fact..."
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"that William took my job."
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"Here are your beepers. You will await further instructions."
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"And until then, we will be known only as..."
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"- Legion of Evil. - I don't think I was listening when you said our name."
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"Is it league or legion?"
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"Worst henchmen ever."
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"I missed you so much last week."
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"- What do you wanna do tomorrow night? - Whoa there, cowboy."
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"- We haven't even had our pizza. - I'm just trying to get you when I can."
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"You know..."
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"this is actually the first relationship I've had..."
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"Well, get used to it. I'm a sub. I'm a rolling stone."
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"I warned you that being in a relationship with me..."
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"meant being in a constant state of wanting."
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"I am both awesome and unavailable at the same time."
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"Yeah, kind of awesome."
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"What do you think about my taffy sale plan to send the Brainiacs to Detroit?"
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"Um, I think it's as terrible as the word "brainiacs," but..."
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"Okay, here's your problem, all right? You're thinking too small."
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"and now you think you can't dream."
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"Okay. What's your idea?"
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"A night of neglect."
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"- That actually sounds like life with my ex-wife. - Hilarious."
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"- No, seriously, here's what you need to do. - Oh! Ah!"
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"Have a benefit."
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"You know how they do on TV when there's an earthquake..."
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"or they wanna raise money for, like, a sad disease?"
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