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Clips from Master of None (2015) - Moments in Love, Chapter 1 (S03E03)

"Such a white book."
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"Is that right? Anything whiter is like Lord of the Rings."
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"Yeah, that's really Caucasian."
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"Don't you hate when the smoke get in your eye?"
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"-Damn. -Mmm-mmm."
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"No, 'cause you… [blows] You gotta propel it."
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"-I know. Sometimes I fuck up. -I don't know. [chuckles]"
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"You need to just… Just a little bit more. Just…"
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"I feel like a baby bird."
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"[breathing deeply]"
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"Babe? Babe? You asleep?"
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"-Mmm. -Mmm?"
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"-Ish. -Hmm."
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"I can't sleep. You wanna watch that, um, TV show?"
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"-Happy Valley? -Um…"
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"If we do, then I'm gonna be up watching it till 4:00 a.m.,"
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"and I gotta get some sleep 'cause I got that interview tomorrow."
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"-Hmm. I forgot. Okay. -Mmm-hmm."
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"-No worries. -Sorry. But I love you."
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"-[Alicia] I love you so much. -Mmm-hmm."
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"Okay, wait. Because I just have a really quick question for you."
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"-Mmm-hmm. -It's gonna just take a second. Right."
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"I want you to think about this properly deeply."
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"Mmm-hmm?"
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"Say if a publisher, your publisher, comes up to you,"
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""Oh, no, Denise.""
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""Got this huge opportunity, five book deal, mega deal.""
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""It's gonna be a franchise, turn into movies, gonna be huge." Right?"
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"-Hmm. -All you gotta do is you've gotta…"
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"[chuckling] You've gotta lick her armpits every day for a… for a year."
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"Would you do it?"
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"Yes, I would do it. Can we go back to sleep now?"
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"Yeah, okay. I just wanted to know that you wanted it."
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"Yes, I do. I wanna be successful. Like that Drake and Trey Songz."
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"[laughs] That's good to know. Good night, baby."
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"[laughing] Okay, wait. I just have one more question, one more."
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"What the fuck, man? Jesus."
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"Okay, okay."
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"To save my life, yeah?"
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"[Denise] Mmm-hmm."
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"Would you lick someone's armpit every day for the rest of your life?"
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"[laughing]"
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"Every day, you have to lick…"
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"How old are you in this scenario?"
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"It starts from now. Like, 34, for the rest of our lives."
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"Is this a hostage situation? Is that what's happening?"
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"Yeah, they're gonna kill me, babe."
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"What kinda… Is the armpit sweaty?"
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"-Yeah, it's so sweaty. -Is there anti--"
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"Nasty, like, a dirty armpit."
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"Antiperspirant."
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"Look, I want you to be here, I want you to be alive, so I'm down."
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"-I'm down to do it. -Oh, my God."
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"-Baby… -Yes."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Now, will you please close your eyes and drift off into dreamland."
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"I'm happy now."
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"-I'll sleep. -Okay, great. Thank you. Perfect."
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"[Alicia] Okay. Oh, my God."
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"Makes me feel so good about myself."
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"Is that my divas?"
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"I know, man. What's up?"
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"I see you. I see you."
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"What's up? Don't run away from me."
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"Tina! Tina."
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"What's up?"
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"Uh-oh. What's up, Chaka?"
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"Don't be mad, Chaka."
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"Oh, you still mad at Patti?"
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"Uh-huh. I don't know when that feud gonna die."
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"Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm."
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"I see you. Yeah, you want that."
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"[to the tune of "I'm Every Woman"] ♪ I'm every chicken ♪"
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"♪ It's all in you… ♪"
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"Get it. [grunts]"
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"[doorbell rings]"
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"-[Denise] What's up? -[woman] Hey, Denise."
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"Nice to meet you. Lauren."
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"-Wow. It smells lovely. -[Denise] Oh, thank you."
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"Oh, fire, everything…"
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"So, uh, what's a typical morning like for you?"
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"Um, you know, wake up, have breakfast. Maybe smoke some weed."
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"What do you usually have for breakfast?"
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"[chuckles] Um, I don't know. It depends on the day. I think…"
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"What'd you have this morning?"
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"I don't really know, like, the relevance of, uh, the breakfast order."
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"-You know? -I'm sorry."
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"Yeah, yeah. I just don't know if, uh,"
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"what kind of eggs I eat in the morning is gonna give too much insight into that."
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"-Um, okay, then… let's talk about writing. -[softly] Okay."
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"How's your next book coming along?"
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"I mean, it's coming."
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"Yeah, it's a process, though, I think. Especially with books."
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"And I think the last one did well,"
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"so now there's this weird pressure"
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"for this new one to do better than that one. [chuckles]"
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"And I think, honestly, I'm just trying to get it done and put it out there,"
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"and, you know, see what happens."
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"Okay."
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"-[Alicia] Sorry to interrupt. I just… -Hey, babe."
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"I'm Lauren. Um, are you Alicia?"
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"Uh, yeah. Nice to meet you."
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"Uh, I'm not really a public person."
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"-Come on. -Is that okay?"
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"-I welcome it. Please. -[chuckles] Thank you so much."
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"-Come on, babe. -[Alicia] Okay."
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"-So, what do you do for a living? -[chuckles]"
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"Um, I…"
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"I'm trying to get into interior design."
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"So, at the moment, I'm working at an antique store."
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"[Lauren] Oh!"
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"That makes sense. You have so many nice pieces."
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"-Oh, thank you. -I wanted to know about this one."
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"That's actually one of my favorites."
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"She was a sex worker in the late 1800s in Nebraska."
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"Anyway, she gets arrested for… I don't know what she gets arrested for."
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"And apparently, the policemen were like, um, "You gotta keep a straight face.""
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"-She was just like, "I don't wanna." -[laughs]"
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"[chuckles] So, yeah, I love it. She's got the gold hoops,"
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"she's rebellious, kinda looks like one of my aunties, so… Yeah."
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