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Clips from House of Cards (2013) - Thriller (S01E01)

And I'm taking you to task for it.

"And I'm taking you to task for it."

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All right, I tell you what, Dick Peters is gonna retire this term.

"All right, I tell you what, Dick Peters is gonna retire this term."

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That means there's an open race in the 4th district.

"That means there's an open race in the 4th district."

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How about I help you lock up that seat?

"How about I help you lock up that seat?"

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I'm not looking to make a deal, Frank.

"I'm not looking to make a deal, Frank."

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It's not a deal, it's an opportunity.

"It's not a deal, it's an opportunity."

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I'll be just fine.

"I'll be just fine."

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You may despise me, Oren,

"You may despise me, Oren,"

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but the classy thing to do would've been

"but the classy thing to do would've been"

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to invite us up for some of that iced tea.

"to invite us up for some of that iced tea."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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You shouldn't run here.

"You shouldn't run here."

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It's disgraceful.

"It's disgraceful."

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Have you no respect?

"Have you no respect?"

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The criteria is a starting point.

"The criteria is a starting point."

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They're suggested, not mandated.

"They're suggested, not mandated."

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We assemble a council of experts who will determine exactly...

"We assemble a council of experts who will determine exactly..."

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Nowhere here does it say who these

"Nowhere here does it say who these"

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experts are or how they'll be chosen.

"experts are or how they'll be chosen."

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The President selects the council.

"The President selects the council."

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With what sort of oversight?

"With what sort of oversight?"

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We'd like input on the selection.

"We'd like input on the selection."

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Doug, check with Linda.

"Doug, check with Linda."

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Calling her now.

"Calling her now."

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Okay, so, now, can we talk about charter schools?

"Okay, so, now, can we talk about charter schools?"

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Charter schools are a no-go.

"Charter schools are a no-go."

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You keep them in, we walk.

"You keep them in, we walk."

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The same goes for us.

"The same goes for us."

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Let's not jump to ultimatums.

"Let's not jump to ultimatums."

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Well, then let's figure out a way to reduce non-public spending.

"Well, then let's figure out a way to reduce non-public spending."

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All right. Give me a few minutes to think about that.

"All right. Give me a few minutes to think about that."

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We can't move forward without addressing this point.

"We can't move forward without addressing this point."

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I understand, but this is the cornerstone of the bill.

"I understand, but this is the cornerstone of the bill."

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Let's talk it out.

"Let's talk it out."

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All right, give me five minutes, Marty. I'll call you right back.

"All right, give me five minutes, Marty. I'll call you right back."

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No, no...

"No, no..."

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If we consider settling as an option,

"If we consider settling as an option,"

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we need to be able to pay them.

"we need to be able to pay them."

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But if we offer a settlement, aren't we saying...

"But if we offer a settlement, aren't we saying..."

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That's my point, we're admitting that

"That's my point, we're admitting that"

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the town's responsible for this kid's death.

"the town's responsible for this kid's death."

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I say make the Peach Farmers cough it up.

"I say make the Peach Farmers cough it up."

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Oh, man, talk about a shitstorm.

"Oh, man, talk about a shitstorm."

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Y'all mind catching me up?

"Y'all mind catching me up?"

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Wayne and Travis want to go to court.

"Wayne and Travis want to go to court."

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I don't think that's a good idea.

"I don't think that's a good idea."

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We can't be pouring money into a settlement

"We can't be pouring money into a settlement"

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when we can barely afford to run the city.

"when we can barely afford to run the city."

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What do you think, Jamie?

"What do you think, Jamie?"

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I think that we gotta worry about the Peach Farmers Association.

"I think that we gotta worry about the Peach Farmers Association."

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If there is a hint that we're blaming the Peachoid,

"If there is a hint that we're blaming the Peachoid,"

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they're gonna raise holy hell... Who gives a crap?

"they're gonna raise holy hell... Who gives a crap?"

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They gotta suck it up. Let him talk.

"They gotta suck it up. Let him talk."

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I'm just saying that we need to keep them in mind.

"I'm just saying that we need to keep them in mind."

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She was breaking the law. End of story.

"She was breaking the law. End of story."

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You can't text while you drive.

"You can't text while you drive."

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Yeah, but all the jury is gonna see

"Yeah, but all the jury is gonna see"

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is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who's now dead.

"is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who's now dead."

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No offense, Frank, but you just got here.

"No offense, Frank, but you just got here."

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We've been dealing with this for the last week now.

"We've been dealing with this for the last week now."

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And where's your solution?

"And where's your solution?"

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What, you think you know better than us?

"What, you think you know better than us?"

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I'm just trying to be realistic.

"I'm just trying to be realistic."

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But there's a principle at stake here.

"But there's a principle at stake here."

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We allow ourselves to be extorted because of this teenager...

"We allow ourselves to be extorted because of this teenager..."

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When Oren gets a jury to weep a river of snot over this dead girl,

"When Oren gets a jury to weep a river of snot over this dead girl,"

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when Gaffney goes tits up

"when Gaffney goes tits up"

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because you can't afford to pay a seven-figure award in damages,

"because you can't afford to pay a seven-figure award in damages,"

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when you all get booted out of office, and I lose to Chase,

"when you all get booted out of office, and I lose to Chase,"

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then you can chew my ear off about principles,

"then you can chew my ear off about principles,"

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because we'll all have nothing but time on our hands.

"because we'll all have nothing but time on our hands."

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Until then, you either contribute or you keep it shut, Travis.

"Until then, you either contribute or you keep it shut, Travis."

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Now here's what we're gonna do.

"Now here's what we're gonna do."

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Gene, how much could we pull together for a settlement if we had to?

"Gene, how much could we pull together for a settlement if we had to?"

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About 150. That'll work.

"About 150. That'll work."

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Jamie, get your boys down at the hardware store

"Jamie, get your boys down at the hardware store"

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to build two billboards, put them out

"to build two billboards, put them out"

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a mile out on either side of the tower.

"a mile out on either side of the tower."

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Have 'em read, "Drive safely. No texting behind the wheel."

"Have 'em read, "Drive safely. No texting behind the wheel.""

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Got it. And get those up by tomorrow morning.

"Got it. And get those up by tomorrow morning."

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I'll issue the permits.

"I'll issue the permits."

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And let's stop lighting the thing at night.

"And let's stop lighting the thing at night."

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The Peach Farmers aren't gonna like that.

"The Peach Farmers aren't gonna like that."

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How much does the electric cost?

"How much does the electric cost?"

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$4,100 plus change per month. About $50,000 a year.

"$4,100 plus change per month. About $50,000 a year."

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Jesus, you could put a kid through college on it...

"Jesus, you could put a kid through college on it..."

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Let's use that money to start a scholarship fund in her name.

"Let's use that money to start a scholarship fund in her name."

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Meantime, you tell the Association if they want it lit up, they can pay for it.

"Meantime, you tell the Association if they want it lit up, they can pay for it."

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I'll deliver that message happily.

"I'll deliver that message happily."

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And do me up a budget and a plan for removing the sphincter.

"And do me up a budget and a plan for removing the sphincter."

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The what?

"The what?"

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He means the emergency valve.

"He means the emergency valve."

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That's interesting, I've always thought of it as a clitoris.

"That's interesting, I've always thought of it as a clitoris."

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But it's on bottom. I believe the clitoris is above the...

"But it's on bottom. I believe the clitoris is above the..."

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But if you imagine a woman on her belly...

"But if you imagine a woman on her belly..."

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Enough.

"Enough."

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And, Gene, get me everything you've got on road regulations.

"And, Gene, get me everything you've got on road regulations."

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County statutes, not municipal.

"County statutes, not municipal."

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And you remember that power line business

"And you remember that power line business"

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we pulled up at the last election?

"we pulled up at the last election?"

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Sure do.

"Sure do."

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Let's make sure we're rock solid on that.

"Let's make sure we're rock solid on that."

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Does this very expensive dinner

"Does this very expensive dinner"

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at least buy me an evening of mind-blowing sexual congress?

"at least buy me an evening of mind-blowing sexual congress?"

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It was good, but I don't know if it was that good...

"It was good, but I don't know if it was that good..."

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Fellatio good?

"Fellatio good?"

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A hand job, maybe. No promises.

"A hand job, maybe. No promises."

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Deal.

"Deal."

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Hey, um, Peter, there's something I need to tell you.

"Hey, um, Peter, there's something I need to tell you."

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I have been thinking lately,

"I have been thinking lately,"

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you know, um, it might be good to work somewhere else.

"you know, um, it might be good to work somewhere else."

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So I did some interviews.

"So I did some interviews."

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And the Speaker's office offered me Deputy I.D.

"And the Speaker's office offered me Deputy I.D."

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Peter?

"Peter?"

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Christina, um...

"Christina, um..."

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I just thought it could be good, right,

"I just thought it could be good, right,"

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if we're going to have any future.

"if we're going to have any future."

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To stop this boss-staffer thing. Be a real couple...

"To stop this boss-staffer thing. Be a real couple..."

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We are a real couple.

"We are a real couple."

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I mean, not have to hide it, like we do at the office.

"I mean, not have to hide it, like we do at the office."

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