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Clips from Three's Company - Double Date (S03E03)

"- My head hurts, my throat hurts. - But Stanley,"
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"You promised to take me out tonight!"
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"I thought we were going to go out and have a good time!"
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"How can I think about having a good time when I want to go to bed?"
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"You're right. That was foolish of me."
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"Get me some aspirin and a thermometer, please."
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"Of course not. I'm cold, I got the chills."
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"Okay, Stanley, but you remember,"
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"Okay, okay, okay. Just get me the aspirin."
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"Boy oh boy Chrissy. Really?"
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"Yeah, the nerve of that guy! First he makes a date,"
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"And then he asks me to wear the short shorts I wore to the office picnic."
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"What did you tell him?"
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"I said I’m not going out with any guy"
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"Who's only interested in me for my clothes!"
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"Good for you."
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"But that wasn't it. He said he'd go out with me"
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"If I didn't wear anything at all!"
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"- I hope you told him off! - I certainly will."
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"He's picking me up at 7:00."
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"- Hey, Jack! - I'm busy with my chicken."
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"Listen, I want to talk to you girls."
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"Janet: Chrissy, would you get that? I got to find my glasses."
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"I have to go back to the shop, Jack. We're checking inventory tonight."
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"- You're both going out? - yeah."
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"What a shame."
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"- Hi, Mrs. Roper. - (Soft voice) Chrissy..."
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"(Soft voice) No bother. Come on in."
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"- I could borrow. - (Soft voice) I think Jack has one."
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"He's in the kitchen. I'll go ask him."
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"(Soft voice) Chrissy, I think the thermometer's in the bath..."
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"Why are we all whispering?"
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"(Normal voice) Because Jack is so sick!"
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"Stanley says it's walking pneumonia!"
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"- What? - What?"
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"Why aren't you in bed?"
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"It's easier to cook in the kitchen."
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"Come on, Jack, you do not have to be a hero."
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"Yeah, Mrs. Roper told us all about your terrible cold."
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"- My cold? - Yes,"
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"Oh Janet, I’m so sick. It came upon me all of a sudden."
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"- Jack! - That settles it."
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"I'm gonna break my date and stay home with you tonight."
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"Oh that's so sweet. (Normal voice) You're gonna what?"
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"Me too. Me too. We can't leave you alone like this."
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"- I'll go call my boss. - (Nasal voice) No, I feel fine."
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"- You look terrible. - Thank you."
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"No, no, no..."
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"I mean that I’m too sick to have people looking after me."
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"- That doesn't make any sense. - Of course it does."
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"I'm contagious (sneezes)"
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"- See? - Jack!"
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"If I give it to you, you'll pass it back to me,"
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"Then I’ll give it to you. We'll never get rid of it."
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"- What? - All those things."
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"- (Coughs) - He does have a point."
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"Look, girls, you don't have to stay, you know."
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"- Well, are you sure? - Oh trust me."
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"Trust me. I'll just lie down and take it quietly."
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"- Well... - Oh come on, girls,"
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"I'll be better off all alone."
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"Aaa..."
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"Tchoo."
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"You know, Jack, I almost didn't go out with you."
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"- Why? - I was told you were the kind of person"
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"Who chased anything in skirts."
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"But then I found out there was more satisfaction"
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"In a real, meaningful, one-to-one relationship."
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"I'm really impressed."
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"You're such a gentleman."
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"You know, you haven't made a pass at me all evening."
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"Not that I didn't want you to,"
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"- But this is our first date. - Yeah..."
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"And even though we are living in more permissive times,"
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"I..."
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"- Oh Jack. - Samantha."
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"Jack, will you show me something?"
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"Anything."
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"Where's your powder room?"
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"Oh you... oh I’m... oh excuse me, I thought..."
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"- Don't go away. - I'll be right here."
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"(Cheers)"
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"Hi, Chrissy. Chrissy!"
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"- No, I’m fine. - I made up my mind. I'm going to stay."
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"Chrissy, listen, I feel much better."
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"I'm in good hands. The doctor's here and everything."
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"Will you please leave?"
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"Oh sure. I can see you're in good hands."
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"- (Softly) Get out. - So long, doc."
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"- Who was that? - Oh..."
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"That... that was..."
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"That was someone collecting for the church."
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"- Dressed like that? - She gets more donations that way."
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"- Where were we? - My glass is empty."
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"- First things first. - I would do anything"
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"For another glass of wine."
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"Like I said, first things first."
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"Oh Jack. Listen, I told my boss"
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"You needed me more than he did."
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"So get your clothes off and get into bed."
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"Jack, look, I will have you feeling good in no time."
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"- Now come on. - Janet, Janet!"
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"- Hi. - That's Samantha."
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"Oh. I'm sorry."
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"Hello, Samantha. I'm Janet. I'm Jack's..."
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"Nurse! She's my nurse. Thank you very much"
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"For stopping by, nurse Janet. I won't be needing my treatment tonight."
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"See you later. Good bye. Keep healing the sick. Bye bye!"
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"She's so dedicated."
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"So I see. Has her own key and everything."
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"You know, Jack, maybe I was wrong about you."
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"Oh no, Samantha, no."
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"No, you weren't wrong."
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"- (doorbell rings) - Get the door, Jack."
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"Save my place."
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"Hi."
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"- Linda. - Jack."
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"Poor baby. Linda brought you some nice chicken soup."
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"One to one, huh? Meaningful relationship? Huh?"
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"You're nothing but an overblown, egotistical, girl-crazed degenerate!"
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