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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - A Year of Birthdays (S10E10)

"My roller-coasteringhormones"
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"cannot handle another lecturefrom my mother right now,"
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"so you aregoing to tell me a secret"
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"that I will reveal to everyoneif you ever spill mine!"
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"Yeah, but I don't have any secrets. Mm?"
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"[ Whispering ] Uh, when he dresses as Fizbo,"
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"he puts the makeup everywhere."
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"Mm. You're the best.[ Giggles ]Mm-hmm."
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"Because of the whole 21 thing,"
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"people don't think turning 20 is a big deal."
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"But it's all I've been thinking about"
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"for the last three years."
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"Hey."
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"Three years ago, I came in here,"
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"and when I saw you, I fell in love."
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"and makes you wanna be a better man."
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"But when I asked you out, you said, "Sorry, kid."
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"Oh."
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"Well...looks like I've got a decision to make."
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"On mybirthday this year,"
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"I really got a sense of what people think of me."
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"Which is..."
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"This is from me and the boys."
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"Gloria got you her own gift."
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"Wow, this is wrapped so nicely!"
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"Idid that."
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"It's a lost art in this modern age"
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"where people simply click and ship gifts over the Internet."
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"Papi, just be normal."
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"Let's see. It is, uh..."
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"some kind of silk pillow?"
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"Well,it's more than that."
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"See, there's a switch on the side,"
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"and when you lay on it, it --it plays ocean sounds for you."
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"Huh."
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"At leastit's not a re-gift."
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"How do you live with this? I..."
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"[ Inhales sharply ] Tell you what."
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"How about we do onemore gift, and then"
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"we take a break for cake and do the rest after?Yeah."
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"Hmm?"
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"Here, Mrs. Dunphy. This is from me and Haley."
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"Although I have to say,"
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"you have given me enough giftsthis year already."
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"Again, I'm very sorry about impregnating your daughter."
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"It's an aromatherapy machine."
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"See, you put in oils that are supposed to help you"
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"with the stress of the day."
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"Oh!"
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"Alright, well... let's see."
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"three massages,"
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"a meditation class, an ocean pillow,"
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"a rage bat, and a little machine"
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"that's supposed to trick my noseinto calming me down."
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"Why does everyone think I'm so tense?"
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"You bit throughyour night guard."
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"You're squeezing me too hard."
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"And last week, you made the pharmacist cry."
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"That's because he wouldn't sell me any more Sudafed."
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"The entire family was sick."
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"I was not cooking meth."
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"You know what? I don't even want cake."
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"I really don't appreciate being criticized like this,"
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"[ Motor buzzing ]"
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"Um, that's my gift. Open later."
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"Manny and I share a birthday,"
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"so I always do something big to get attention."
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"Look! No hands!"
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"Way to go, kid!Bravo, papi!"
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"Hey, guys! Check it out."
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"Unicycling to my piano lesson."
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"Wow!We're so proud of you!"
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"Now, that'simpressive."
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"Happy birthday, Joe!"
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"It was!"
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"It goes without saying"
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"I'm the best performer in the family."
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"This year, for my birthday, I decided to have a talent show"
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"so they all start saying it."
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"It's a talent show?I-I didn't know that."
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"It said soon the invitation."
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"Cam: Mitchell?"
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"I only skimmed it."
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"This is a disaster."
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"We didn't prepare anything!"
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"♪ In the morning"
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"♪ No one could be sweeter than my sweetie... ♪"
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"Uncle Grumpy, why are you so angry?"
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"[ Deep voice ]Because the Presidentwants to build a wall!"
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"Ay, yeah, that is very sad."
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"Sad for me,"
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"because I have no moneyand I am ugly."
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"For you,he would let you inbecause you have money"
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"and you have the boobs."
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"I never thought Uncle Grumpywould go political."
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"Hm. Yeah."
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"[ Sour notes play ]"
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"♪ Naah-aah ♪ Butterflies all flutter up ♪"
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"♪ Aah-aah ♪ And kisseach little buttercup... ♪"
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"Stella, walk in a circle."
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"Stella, sit."
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"Ohh.Ah. Close, Dad."
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"No, I taught her to go for the gun."
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"[ "Turkey in the Straw" plays ]"
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"The banjo scares me ever sinceI saw that creepy film."
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"Wait. What was it called, again?"
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""Deliverance"?"
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"No -- "The Muppet Movie."[ Shudders ]"
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"[ Cellphone clicking ]He was a three-toed tree toad, but a two-toed toad was she."
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"The three-toed tree toad tried to win the two-toed shetoad's heart,"
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"for the three-toed tree toad loved the ground"
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"that the two-toed tree toad trod."
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""...tree toad trod."And sent.[ Cellphone bloops ]"
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"[ Cellphones ding, chime ]"
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"Ohh! Whoa! Ay!"
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"Stop it!"
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"Fastest thumbs in the West!"
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"[ Blows, laughs ]"
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"♪ If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day ♪"
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"♪ Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina ♪"
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