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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Dinsdale! (S02E02)

( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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MR. PUDEY...

"MR. PUDEY..."

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( crashing )

"( crashing )"

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I'M NOT GOING TO MINCE WORDS WITH YOU.

"I'M NOT GOING TO MINCE WORDS WITH YOU."

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I'M GOING TO OFFER YOU A RESEARCH FELLOWSHIP

"I'M GOING TO OFFER YOU A RESEARCH FELLOWSHIP"

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BONJOUR.

"BONJOUR."

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( speaking sham French very quickly )

"( speaking sham French very quickly )"

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AU SUJET DU "LE MARCHE COMIQUE. "

"AU SUJET DU "LE MARCHE COMIQUE. ""

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ETMAINTENANT, JE VOUS PRESENTE, ENCORE UNE FOIS

"ETMAINTENANT, JE VOUS PRESENTE, ENCORE UNE FOIS"

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MON AMI, LE POUF CELEBRE, JEAN-BRIAN ZATAPATHIQUE.

"MON AMI, LE POUF CELEBRE, JEAN-BRIAN ZATAPATHIQUE."

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MERCI, MON PETIT CHOUCHOU, BRIAN TRUBSHAWE.

"MERCI, MON PETIT CHOUCHOU, BRIAN TRUBSHAWE."

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ETMAINTENANTA VEC LE PIED A DROITE ET LE PIED A GAUCHE

"ETMAINTENANTA VEC LE PIED A DROITE ET LE PIED A GAUCHE"

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ETMAINTENANT L'ANGLAIS- FRANCAISE MARCHE FUTILE.

"ETMAINTENANT L'ANGLAIS- FRANCAISE MARCHE FUTILE."

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ET...

"ET..."

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LA!

"LA!"

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( both humming "La Marseillaise" )

"( both humming "La Marseillaise" )"

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( audience laughter )

"( audience laughter )"

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( recording of "La Marseillaise" speeding up )

"( recording of "La Marseillaise" speeding up )"

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Announcer: AND NOWA CHOICE OF VIEWING ON BBC TELEVISION::

"Announcer: AND NOWA CHOICE OF VIEWING ON BBC TELEVISION::"

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JUST STARTED ON BBC2

"JUST STARTED ON BBC2"

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THE SEMIFINAL OF EPISODE THREE OF KIERKEGAARD'S JOURNALS

"THE SEMIFINAL OF EPISODE THREE OF KIERKEGAARD'S JOURNALS"

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STARRING RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN, PEGGY MOUNTAND BILLY BREMNER.

"STARRING RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN, PEGGY MOUNTAND BILLY BREMNER."

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AND ON BBC 1, ETHEL THE FROG.

"AND ON BBC 1, ETHEL THE FROG."

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THE VIOLENCE OF BRITISH GANGLAND.

"THE VIOLENCE OF BRITISH GANGLAND."

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LAST TUESDAY A REIGN OF TERROR WAS ENDED

"LAST TUESDAY A REIGN OF TERROR WAS ENDED"

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WHEN THE NOTORIOUS PIRANHA BROTHERS, DOUG AND DINSDALE

"WHEN THE NOTORIOUS PIRANHA BROTHERS, DOUG AND DINSDALE"

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AFTER ONE OF THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY TRIALS

"AFTER ONE OF THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY TRIALS"

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IN BRITISH LEGAL HISTORY

"IN BRITISH LEGAL HISTORY"

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THE METHODS THEY USED TO SUBJUGATE RIVAL GANGS

"THE METHODS THEY USED TO SUBJUGATE RIVAL GANGS"

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AND THEIR SUBSEQUENT TRACKING DOWN AND CAPTURE

"AND THEIR SUBSEQUENT TRACKING DOWN AND CAPTURE"

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BY THE BRILLIANT SUPERINTENDENT HARRY "SNAPPER" ORGANS

"BY THE BRILLIANT SUPERINTENDENT HARRY "SNAPPER" ORGANS"

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OF "Q" DIVISION.

"OF "Q" DIVISION."

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IN THIS HOUSE IN KIPLING ROAD, SOUTHWARK

"IN THIS HOUSE IN KIPLING ROAD, SOUTHWARK"

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THE ELDEST SONS IN A FAMILY OF 16.

"THE ELDEST SONS IN A FAMILY OF 16."

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THEIR FATHER, ARTHUR PIRANHA

"THEIR FATHER, ARTHUR PIRANHA"

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WAS WELL KNOWN TO THE POLICE AND A DEVOUT CATHOLIC.

"WAS WELL KNOWN TO THE POLICE AND A DEVOUT CATHOLIC."

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IN JANUARY 1928, HE HAD MARRIED KITTY MALONE

"IN JANUARY 1928, HE HAD MARRIED KITTY MALONE"

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AN UP-AND-COMING EAST END BOXER.

"AN UP-AND-COMING EAST END BOXER."

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DOUG WAS BORN IN FEBRUARY 1929 AND DINSDALE TWO WEEKS LATER

"DOUG WAS BORN IN FEBRUARY 1929 AND DINSDALE TWO WEEKS LATER"

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AND AGAIN A WEEK AFTER THAT.

"AND AGAIN A WEEK AFTER THAT."

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THEIR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR WAS MRS. APRIL SIMNEL.

"THEIR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR WAS MRS. APRIL SIMNEL."

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KIPLING ROAD WERE A TYPICAL SORT OF EAST END STREET.

"KIPLING ROAD WERE A TYPICAL SORT OF EAST END STREET."

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WITH EACH OTHER'S PROPERTY ALL DAY LONG.

"WITH EACH OTHER'S PROPERTY ALL DAY LONG."

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THEY WERE A CHEERY LOT, THOUGH.

"THEY WERE A CHEERY LOT, THOUGH."

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WAS IT A TERRIBLY VIOLENT AREA?

"WAS IT A TERRIBLY VIOLENT AREA?"

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YES, CHEERFUL AND VIOLENT.

"YES, CHEERFUL AND VIOLENT."

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I REMEMBER DOUG WAS VERY KEEN ON BOXING

"I REMEMBER DOUG WAS VERY KEEN ON BOXING"

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UNTIL HE LEARNED TO WALK.

"UNTIL HE LEARNED TO WALK."

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THEN HE TOOK UP PUTTING THE BOOT IN THE GROIN.

"THEN HE TOOK UP PUTTING THE BOOT IN THE GROIN."

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OH, HE WAS VERY INTERESTED IN THAT.

"OH, HE WAS VERY INTERESTED IN THAT."

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HIS MOTHER USED TO HAVE SUCH TROUBLE

"HIS MOTHER USED TO HAVE SUCH TROUBLE"

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GETTING HIM TO COME IN FOR HIS TEA.

"GETTING HIM TO COME IN FOR HIS TEA."

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BLESS HIM.

"BLESS HIM."

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BUT, YOU KNOW, KIDS WERE VERY DIFFERENT THEN.

"BUT, YOU KNOW, KIDS WERE VERY DIFFERENT THEN."

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THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEIR HEADS FILLED

"THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEIR HEADS FILLED"

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WITH ALL THIS CARTESIAN DUALISM.

"WITH ALL THIS CARTESIAN DUALISM."

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THE ERNEST PYTHAGORAS PRIMARY SCHOOL IN CLERKENWELL.

"THE ERNEST PYTHAGORAS PRIMARY SCHOOL IN CLERKENWELL."

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ANTHONY VINEY

"ANTHONY VINEY"

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YOU TAUGHT THE PIRANHA BROTHERS ENGLISH.

"YOU TAUGHT THE PIRANHA BROTHERS ENGLISH."

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WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT THEM?

"WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT THEM?"

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( voices inaudible;: audience laughter )

"( voices inaudible;: audience laughter )"

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( laughter continues )

"( laughter continues )"

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( laughter continues )

"( laughter continues )"

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ANTHONY VINEY.

"ANTHONY VINEY."

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WHEN THE PIRANHAS LEFT SCHOOL, THEY WERE CALLED UP

"WHEN THE PIRANHAS LEFT SCHOOL, THEY WERE CALLED UP"

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BUT WERE FOUND BY AN ARMY BOARD TO BE TOO MENTALLY UNSTABLE

"BUT WERE FOUND BY AN ARMY BOARD TO BE TOO MENTALLY UNSTABLE"

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EVEN FOR NATIONAL SERVICE.

"EVEN FOR NATIONAL SERVICE."

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DENIED THE OPPORTUNITY TO USE THEIR TALENTS

"DENIED THE OPPORTUNITY TO USE THEIR TALENTS"

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IN THE SERVICE OF THEIR COUNTRY

"IN THE SERVICE OF THEIR COUNTRY"

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THEY BEGAN TO OPERATE WHAT THEY CALLED "THE OPERATION."

"THEY BEGAN TO OPERATE WHAT THEY CALLED "THE OPERATION.""

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THEY WOULD SELECT A VICTIM AND THEN THREATEN TO BEAT HIM UP

"THEY WOULD SELECT A VICTIM AND THEN THREATEN TO BEAT HIM UP"

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IF HE PAID THEM THE SO-CALLED PROTECTION MONEY.

"IF HE PAID THEM THE SO-CALLED PROTECTION MONEY."

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WHICH THEY CALLED "THE OTHER OPERATION."

"WHICH THEY CALLED "THE OTHER OPERATION.""

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IN THIS RACKET, THEY SELECTED ANOTHER VICTIM

"IN THIS RACKET, THEY SELECTED ANOTHER VICTIM"

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AND THREATENED NOT TO BEAT HIM UP IF HE DIDN'T PAY THEM.

"AND THREATENED NOT TO BEAT HIM UP IF HE DIDN'T PAY THEM."

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THAT IF HE DIDN'T PAY THEM, THEY WOULD BEAT HIM UP.

"THAT IF HE DIDN'T PAY THEM, THEY WOULD BEAT HIM UP."

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THIS FOR THE PIRANHA BROTHERS WAS THE TURNING POINT.

"THIS FOR THE PIRANHA BROTHERS WAS THE TURNING POINT."

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( laughter )

"( laughter )"

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DOUG AND DINSDALE PIRANHA NOW FORMED A GANG

"DOUG AND DINSDALE PIRANHA NOW FORMED A GANG"

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WHICH THEY CALLED "THE GANG"

"WHICH THEY CALLED "THE GANG""

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AND USED TERROR TO TAKE OVER NIGHTCLUBS, BILLIARD HALLS

"AND USED TERROR TO TAKE OVER NIGHTCLUBS, BILLIARD HALLS"

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GAMING CASINOS AND RACE TRACKS.

"GAMING CASINOS AND RACE TRACKS."

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WHEN THEY TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE M.C.C.

"WHEN THEY TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE M.C.C."

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THEY WERE, FOR THE ONLY TIME IN THEIR LIVES, SLIT UP A TREAT.

"THEY WERE, FOR THE ONLY TIME IN THEIR LIVES, SLIT UP A TREAT."

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AS THEIR EMPIRE SPREAD, HOWEVER

"AS THEIR EMPIRE SPREAD, HOWEVER"

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A SMALL-TIME OPERATOR WHO FELL FOUL OF DINSDALE PIRANHA

"A SMALL-TIME OPERATOR WHO FELL FOUL OF DINSDALE PIRANHA"

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WAS VINCE SNETTERTON-LEWIS.

"WAS VINCE SNETTERTON-LEWIS."

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WELL, ONE DAY I WAS SITTING AT HOME THREATENING THE KIDS

"WELL, ONE DAY I WAS SITTING AT HOME THREATENING THE KIDS"

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AND I LOOKED OUT OF THE HOLE IN THE WALL

"AND I LOOKED OUT OF THE HOLE IN THE WALL"

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AND I SAW THIS TANK DRIVE UP AND ONE OF DINSDALE'S BOYS GETS OUT

"AND I SAW THIS TANK DRIVE UP AND ONE OF DINSDALE'S BOYS GETS OUT"

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AND SAYS DINSDALE WANTS TO HAVE A TALK WITH ME.

"AND SAYS DINSDALE WANTS TO HAVE A TALK WITH ME."

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SO HE CHAINS ME TO THE BACK OF THE TANK

"SO HE CHAINS ME TO THE BACK OF THE TANK"

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AND DINSDALE'S THERE IN THE CONVERSATION PIT

"AND DINSDALE'S THERE IN THE CONVERSATION PIT"

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WITH DOUG AND CHARLES PAISLEY, THE BABY CRUSHER

"WITH DOUG AND CHARLES PAISLEY, THE BABY CRUSHER"

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AND A COUPLE OF FILM PRODUCERS

"AND A COUPLE OF FILM PRODUCERS"

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AND A MAN THEY CALLED KIERKEGAARD

"AND A MAN THEY CALLED KIERKEGAARD"

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WHO JUST SAT THERE BITING THE HEADS OFF WHIPPETS.

"WHO JUST SAT THERE BITING THE HEADS OFF WHIPPETS."

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AND DINSDALE SAID

"AND DINSDALE SAID"

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"I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY, CLEMENT"

""I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY, CLEMENT""

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AND HE SPLITS ME NOSTRILS OPEN AND SAWS ME LEG OFF

"AND HE SPLITS ME NOSTRILS OPEN AND SAWS ME LEG OFF"

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AND PULLS ME LIVER OUT.

"AND PULLS ME LIVER OUT."

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AND THEN HE LOSES HIS TEMPER

"AND THEN HE LOSES HIS TEMPER"

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AND HE NAILS MY HEAD TO THE FLOOR.

"AND HE NAILS MY HEAD TO THE FLOOR."

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Interviewer: HE NAILED YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR?

"Interviewer: HE NAILED YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR?"

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AT FIRST, YEAH.

"AT FIRST, YEAH."

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ANOTHER MAN WHO HAD HIS HEAD NAILED TO THE FLOOR

"ANOTHER MAN WHO HAD HIS HEAD NAILED TO THE FLOOR"

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WAS STIG O'TRACEY.

"WAS STIG O'TRACEY."

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STIG, I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT DINSDALE PIRANHA

"STIG, I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT DINSDALE PIRANHA"

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NAILED YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR.

"NAILED YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR."

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( astonished ): NO, NO, NEVER, NEVER.

"( astonished ): NO, NO, NEVER, NEVER."

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HE WAS A SMASHING BLOKE.

"HE WAS A SMASHING BLOKE."

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HE USED TO GIVE HIS MOTHER FLOWERS AND THAT.

"HE USED TO GIVE HIS MOTHER FLOWERS AND THAT."

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HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.

"HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME."

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BUT THE POLICE HAVE FILM OF DINSDALE

"BUT THE POLICE HAVE FILM OF DINSDALE"

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ACTUALLY NAILING YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR.

"ACTUALLY NAILING YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR."

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OH, YEAH, WELL... HE DID THAT, YEAH.

"OH, YEAH, WELL... HE DID THAT, YEAH."

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WHY?

"WHY?"

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WELL, HE HAD TO, DIDN'T HE?

"WELL, HE HAD TO, DIDN'T HE?"

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I MEAN, BE FAIR.

"I MEAN, BE FAIR."

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THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE HE COULD DO.

"THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE HE COULD DO."

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