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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Quits (S03E03)

"Five dollars a box."
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"And what is second prize?"
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"- Lf it's not too much trouble. - Yeah, Sarah. Anything."
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"Could you pull the curtains open for me?"
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"The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news."
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"Since we don't have a TV, the lady across the alley..."
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"...said she'd push hers up to her window so I can watch it."
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"Yes?"
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"Yeah, hi. I'm selling Brown Bird cookies."
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"You're no Brown Bird. I can see you through my peephole."
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"No. Hi. I'm an honorary Brown Bird."
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"What does that mean?"
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"I can dial 911 at the press of a button, you know."
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"Now, go away!"
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"I'm pressing."
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"A policeman is on his way."
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"I can still see you!"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Well, I thought a lot about what you said..."
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"...and I realize maybe I was a little judgmental."
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"Yeah. But..."
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"Now, Phoebe, remember, hey..."
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"Yikes. That one doesn't look very fulfilled."
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"You keep the old ones in the back?"
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"- We have to make room for the fresh ones. - So, what happens to the old guys?"
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"Well, they go into the chipper."
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"Santa, Rudolph and baby Jesus."
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"All right. I'll take a box of the cream-filled Jesuses."
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"I'm putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?"
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"I'll tell you what. I'll put you down for eight boxes. One for each night."
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"Mon?"
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"All right. I'll take one box of the Mint Treasures. One, and that's it."
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"I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. Remember?"
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"Dad bought every one of my boxes, and I ate them all."
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"Why don't I put you down for three of the Mint Treasures..."
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"...and just a couple of the Rudolphs."
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"No."
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"Don't. Don't do this."
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"I'll tell you what, Mon. I'll give you the first box for free."
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"Oh, God! I gotta go!"
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"Come on. All the cool kids are eating them."
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"When you have a second, I want to show you why we don't just trap spiders..."
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"...under coffee mugs and leave them there."
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"I'm training to be better at a job that I hate. My life officially sucks."
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"- I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff. - Well, yeah. I'm still pursuing that."
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"How, exactly, are you pursuing that?"
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"You know, other than sending out resumes, like, what? Two years ago?"
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"...good thoughts."
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"If you quit this job, you then..."
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"...have motivation to go after a job you really want."
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"I don't know."
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"I mean, I would give anything to work for a designer, you know, or a buyer."
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"I just don't want to be 30 and still work here."
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"Yeah, that'd be much worse than being 28 and still working here."
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"Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular."
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"You would think."
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"Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what? I am a terrible waitress."
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"I don't care. I don't care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf."
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"This is not what I want to do."
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"So I don't think I should do it anymore."
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"Gunther, I quit."
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"Does this mean we're gonna have to start paying for coffee?"
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"Okay, 12."
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"Twenty-two."
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"Eighteen."
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"Ross? Put me down for another box of the Mint Treasures, okay?"
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"Where are the Mint Treasures?"
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"We're out. I sold them all."
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"No."
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"Just a couple more boxes."
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"Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck."
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"Oh, God!"
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"- So how many you sold so far? - Check this out."
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"- Five hundred and seventeen boxes. - Oh, my God. How did you do that?"
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"Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum..."
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"Without even trying, I sold 50 boxes."
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"That's when it occurred to me. The key to my success: The munchies."
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"So I started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight."
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"I am selling cookies by the case."
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"- Okay, but I'm not going to call you that. - Okay."
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"Okay. Stop what you're doing. I need envelope stuffers. I need stamp lickers..."
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"You sure used a large font."
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"Yeah. Well, "Waitress at a Coffeehouse"..."
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"Hey, that's funny!"
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"You're funny, Chandler! You're a funny guy!"
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"You know what else is really funny?"
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"I don't know. I don't know. Weren't you the guy that told me to quit my job..."
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"- Sweetie, calm down. It's gonna be okay. - No, it's not gonna be okay, Ross."
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"Tomorrow is my last day, and I don't have a lead."
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"Okay. You know what? I'm just gonna call Gunther..."
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"You and your stupid Fear. I hate your Fear!"
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"I would like to take you and your Fear..."
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"Run, Joey. Run for your life!"
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"What? Rach, listen. Have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?"
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"No."
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"My old man's doing a plumbing job there, and he heard they have an opening."
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"Want to see if he can get you an interview?"
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"Oh, my God, yes. I would love that. That's so sweet, Joey."
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"Not a problem."
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"And now for the great news."
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"I got it at work. You want me to decorate the window?"
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"Give it kind of a Christmas looky?"
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"Christmas cookie?"
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"Okay, and this one here's a Douglas fir."
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"Now, it's a little more money, but you get a nicer smell."
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"Looks good. I'll take it."
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"Wait, wait. No, no. You don't want that one."
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"It's almost dead."
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"Otherwise, they're gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey."
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"...are thrown in the chipper."
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"Pheebs. You gotta stop doing this. I'm working on commission here."
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"Hey, guys. I'm here to pick out my Christmas tree."
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"All right. You know what? Never mind. Everybody wants to have a green one."
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"I wasn't even thinking about that."
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"Hi, there. How many did you sell?"
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"I'm not gonna tell you. You're the bad man who broke Sarah's leg."
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"Hey, now. That was an accident, okay?"
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"You're a big scrud."
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"What's a scrud?"
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