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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Geology Elevation (S10E10)

"You want me to read"
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"a geology paper?"
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"but I'm all out of taffy."
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"You busy?"
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"Who is it?"
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"remote control Stephen Hawking!"
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"Where did you get that?"
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"I found him in an old box."
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"Why would you buy it?"
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"I didn't buy it."
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"I made it."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"What's the big deal?"
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"Howie, it's in poor taste."
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"He says fun stuff."
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"It's always fun watching him read someone else's work."
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"It's like scrolling through the emojis"
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"on my phone."
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"Eh, why?!"
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"Oh, that's why."
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"I hope you're happy making me read this."
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"Bert's work is remarkable."
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"And I'm more upset than ever."
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"This is worse than when I had to admit that"
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"Cedric the Entertainer's actually entertaining."
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"Sheldon, it's foolish"
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"to be angry that Bert's work has merit."
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"And you telling me not to be angry"
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"And do you know how hearing myself"
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"say the word angry over and over makes me feel?"
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"Ooh, a-angry? What are you doing?"
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"I-I-I knew the answer. I got excited."
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"Hey, buddy, why don't we go for a walk,"
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"so you can calm down."
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"That's a good idea."
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"Hey, I'm trying to help you."
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"Fine."
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"Just wave your arms a little and they fly away, it's not..."
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"I'm gonna show you something."
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"Now,"
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"one of us thinks it's offensive."
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"The other thinks it's hilarious"
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"and a great idea."
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"But, I'm not going to tell you"
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"who likes it."
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"This is tough."
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"But I'm going to say"
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"it's the guy who shows me YouTube videos"
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"of people getting hit in the nuts."
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"You're crazy."
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"I've worked with Hawking."
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"He's got a great sense of humor."
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"And I think he'd like it."
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"Okay, call him and show him."
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"I dare you."
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"I have no problem calling him."
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"Fine, I will."
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"While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist,"
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"be sure to show him how funny he looks"
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"What's this button do?"
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"Gentlemen, start your wheelchairs."
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"You laughed when that guy got hit in the nuts."
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"I laughed because the guy was Leonard."
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"Really, why?"
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"You're happy with who you are."
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"You don't get jealous of other people."
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"Instead of being weighed down by ambition,"
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"you just float along like a dead body in a river."
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"I couldn't just take the compliment."
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"I had to ask why."
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"You know, I do understand what you're feeling."
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"My brother and sister's accomplishments"
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"have always been held over my head."
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"How did you deal with it?"
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"I wet the bed until college, but I don't think"
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"I can't believe I was surpassed by a geologist."
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"I mean..."
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"rocks!"
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"He studies rocks!"
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"If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?"
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"Leonard, I'm having a primal urge"
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"to throw this rock."
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"Do it."
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"Visualize it as your anger"
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"Perhaps I will."
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"This rock"
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"encapsulates all my negative emotions."
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"I will cast you far away."
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"Let it fly."
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"Ow, ow, ow, ow,"
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"ow, ow, ow, ow..."
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"What happened?"
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"I tried to let go of anger"
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"and threw a rock into my foot!"
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"with his other foot. Wha--?"
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"Oh, I laughed so hard,"
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"I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine."
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"You know, it's one thing to be envious,"
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"but now you're injuring yourself."
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"It has to stop."
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"Although if you are gonna do it again,"
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"please let me know, so I can get it on video."
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"You know, Sheldon,"
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"instead of fixating on what Bert has,"
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"you should appreciate"
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"all of the good things in your life."
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"you're in good health,"
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"you've got a roof over your head."
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"Yeah,"
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"but you've got all those things,"
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"and no one's lining up to be you."
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"Anybody else want to try?"
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"I'm gonna go make some more tea"
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"and question my life choices."
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"You're up."
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"This is getting old fast, Dolores, knock it off!"
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"Uh, do you really think"
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"calling me names is helpful?"
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"I do!"
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"Your life is fine, you big baby!"
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