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Clips from Frasier - The Apparent Trap (S07E07)

Like they could hold me.

"Like they could hold me."

Frasier

you can go left or right,

"you can go left or right,"

Frasier

Try it again.

"Try it again."

Frasier

You know, I'm really enjoying this collaboration.

"You know, I'm really enjoying this collaboration."

Frasier

Is it me, or is it getting warm?

"Is it me, or is it getting warm?"

Frasier

I'm coming.

"I'm coming."

Frasier

(knock at door)

"(knock at door)"

Frasier

This isn't about you, you egomaniac.

"This isn't about you, you egomaniac."

Frasier

Not us!

"Not us!"

Frasier

But I hope it doesn't, 'cause Eddie's just dying

"But I hope it doesn't, 'cause Eddie's just dying"

Frasier

What else do I need?

"What else do I need?"

Frasier

All right, so his plan was a little artless.

"All right, so his plan was a little artless."

Frasier

God, could he actually be so devious?

"God, could he actually be so devious?"

Frasier

but when your father and I let down our guard

"but when your father and I let down our guard"

Frasier

Have you lost your mind?!

"Have you lost your mind?!"

Frasier

I don't understand.

"I don't understand."

Frasier

Do I know my son, or do I know my son?

"Do I know my son, or do I know my son?"

Frasier

Well, we really should get in there.

"Well, we really should get in there."

Frasier

Absolute hell.

"Absolute hell."

Frasier

# Tossed salads and scrambled eggs #

"# Tossed salads and scrambled eggs #"

Frasier

Really? Well, that's going a bit far.

"Really? Well, that's going a bit far."

Frasier

(doorbell rings)

"(doorbell rings)"

Frasier

Are you suggesting we collaborate?

"Are you suggesting we collaborate?"

Frasier

I wouldn't know where to begin.

"I wouldn't know where to begin."

Frasier

(growls) You know,

"(growls) You know,"

Frasier

I've never seen him so eager to take a walk.

"I've never seen him so eager to take a walk."

Frasier

she lassos me into writing this article with her,

"she lassos me into writing this article with her,"

Frasier

First of all, I have to be finessed!

"First of all, I have to be finessed!"

Frasier

That's a very clever little boy we have.

"That's a very clever little boy we have."

Frasier

What about?

"What about?"

Frasier

and make it up to him

"and make it up to him"

Frasier

I love you.

"I love you."

Frasier

(footsteps)

"(footsteps)"

Frasier

It's been a good year.

"It's been a good year."

Frasier

we'll never get any work done.

"we'll never get any work done."

Frasier

Now he's plying me with wine.

"Now he's plying me with wine."

Frasier

That's exactly what I say: "Run for your life!"

"That's exactly what I say: "Run for your life!""

Frasier

Did you wash your hands, Frederick?

"Did you wash your hands, Frederick?"

Frasier

Hey, Frederick, I'm leaving.

"Hey, Frederick, I'm leaving."

Frasier

I... can't seem to get out of this room.

"I... can't seem to get out of this room."

Frasier

I was so sure.

"I was so sure."

Frasier

How you doing?

"How you doing?"

Frasier

There you are.

"There you are."

Frasier

Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

Frasier

the bottle at the end of the maze?

"the bottle at the end of the maze?"

Frasier

you're still here in town.

"you're still here in town."

Frasier

Of course, that was cheating,

"Of course, that was cheating,"

Frasier

I'm with your mother on this one.

"I'm with your mother on this one."

Frasier

By hand? You're supposed to whip potatoes.

"By hand? You're supposed to whip potatoes."

Frasier

I could be won so easily.

"I could be won so easily."

Frasier

Great, Freddy.

"Great, Freddy."

Frasier

Oh, you set the table.

"Oh, you set the table."

Frasier

He knows how I feel about you.

"He knows how I feel about you."

Frasier

that you want me back, or that you think

"that you want me back, or that you think"

Frasier

# But I don't know what to do #

"# But I don't know what to do #"

Frasier

going back to your former relationship.

"going back to your former relationship."

Frasier

Remember when he was a baby--

"Remember when he was a baby--"

Frasier

Well, it's about an attraction

"Well, it's about an attraction"

Frasier

how pretty you look,

"how pretty you look,"

Frasier

Actually, what I'd like to do

"Actually, what I'd like to do"

Frasier

I've known him for over 52 generations.

"I've known him for over 52 generations."

Frasier

(footsteps running)

"(footsteps running)"

Frasier

Isn't that great, Freddy?

"Isn't that great, Freddy?"

Frasier

In fact, one time, I woke from a short nap,

"In fact, one time, I woke from a short nap,"

Frasier

Oh, should we tell her there's an extra person?

"Oh, should we tell her there's an extra person?"

Frasier

or you won't learn?

"or you won't learn?"

Frasier

would you do that, too?

"would you do that, too?"

Frasier

I'll finish up in here.

"I'll finish up in here."

Frasier

Well, actually, Frederick told me.

"Well, actually, Frederick told me."

Frasier

But, you know, it actually makes sense.

"But, you know, it actually makes sense."

Frasier

then all of a sudden, before I know it,

"then all of a sudden, before I know it,"

Frasier

this is where I try to run and can't.

"this is where I try to run and can't."

Frasier

No need.

"No need."

Frasier

Skillfully done, Martin.

"Skillfully done, Martin."

Frasier

That's all right.

"That's all right."

Frasier

Now who's the egomaniac?

"Now who's the egomaniac?"

Frasier

Frasier has left the building.

"Frasier has left the building."

Frasier

# And maybe I seem a bit confused #

"# And maybe I seem a bit confused #"

Frasier

You assume you can just snap your fingers,

"You assume you can just snap your fingers,"

Frasier

Frederick!

"Frederick!"

Frasier

just come out and ask him?

"just come out and ask him?"

Frasier

Okay.

"Okay."

Frasier

if you'd bring out a little wine.

"if you'd bring out a little wine."

Frasier

I'd live anywhere to be a family again.

"I'd live anywhere to be a family again."

Frasier

(laughs) That's a very good one, Frederick.

"(laughs) That's a very good one, Frederick."

Frasier

Come in.

"Come in."

Frasier

Lilith, has my twitch gone yet?

"Lilith, has my twitch gone yet?"

Frasier

It's like he senses an earthquake or a dark force

"It's like he senses an earthquake or a dark force"

Frasier

All we did was insult each other.

"All we did was insult each other."

Frasier

if you kiss her too fast, you get an ice cream headache.

"if you kiss her too fast, you get an ice cream headache."

Frasier

It happened.

"It happened."

Frasier

That way, every bite tastes the same.

"That way, every bite tastes the same."

Frasier

It's about raising a child after divorce.

"It's about raising a child after divorce."

Frasier

(video game playing)

"(video game playing)"

Frasier

It's Lilith.

"It's Lilith."

Frasier

It's of a personal nature.

"It's of a personal nature."

Frasier

This is about Frasier.

"This is about Frasier."

Frasier

Then again, maybe I've just made

"Then again, maybe I've just made"

Frasier

Yes. Very nice.

"Yes. Very nice."

Frasier

I didn't do any of this.

"I didn't do any of this."

Frasier

Now, wait a minute.

"Now, wait a minute."

Frasier

What do you mean? Think about it.

"What do you mean? Think about it."

Frasier

A minibike?

"A minibike?"

Frasier

to maneuver us together, and it's only natural

"to maneuver us together, and it's only natural"

Frasier

In other words... we're getting remarried.

"In other words... we're getting remarried."

Frasier

He's cooler than I thought.

"He's cooler than I thought."

Frasier

Now he's calling ours.

"Now he's calling ours."

Frasier

Let's go in there and promise him

"Let's go in there and promise him"

Frasier

So, it is true.

"So, it is true."

Frasier

Ah, well, there he is, telling his friends

"Ah, well, there he is, telling his friends"

Frasier

Absolute nightmare.

"Absolute nightmare."

Frasier

Now, once you leave this chamber,

"Now, once you leave this chamber,"

Frasier

Me, too.

"Me, too."

Frasier

You know, I kind of regret doing that.

"You know, I kind of regret doing that."

Frasier