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Clips from King of the Hill - Now Who's the Dummy? (S05E05)

"Whoa, kid."
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"You can't just put your hand inside his body."
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"You've got to get inside his head."
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"Who is Chip Block? I'll tell you."
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"But I'm sorry, ladies. He's saving it for marriage."
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"An athlete?"
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"Chip and I know you can do it, Bobby."
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"Please, Bobby. The show must go on."
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"Promise me you'll take care of him. None of that lemon-scented crap."
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"- Linseed oil. - I promise."
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"Not you, Chip. I was talking to..."
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"Bravo, Bobby!"
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"Hank, what is it about models that rock stars find so attractive?"
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"BOBBY: Fluttering butterflies."
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"Fluttering butterflies."
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"Fluttering butterflies."
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"Fluttering butterflies?"
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"Not in this house."
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""The fluttering butterflies gracefully..."
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"- "filled the--" - Oh, God!"
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"New rule: Lights out by 8:30."
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"HANK: Another. BILL: Yes, sir."
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"My son is playing with dolls. There. I said it."
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"He's a sissy. There. I said that."
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""Sammy Sosa."
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""Sammy Sosa.""
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"That's a ventriloquist's dummy."
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"The way people were talking..."
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"Mom, meet Chip Block, all-American."
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"Chip, this is my mom."
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"Thank you. Pleased to meet you, Chip."
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"Yeah. That's really all the material we have."
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"but I'm more of an arts-and-leisure guy."
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"I don't even know how to read a box score."
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"Then a league-leading softball pitcher will be the one to teach you."
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"Let me just get a sports page."
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"Okay. Now, ERA, as you see here..."
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"is my "earned run average" which is very, very good."
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"What does "HBP" mean?"
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"Hank said I could get some cereal."
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"If you adjust between..."
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"...actually errors... Jealous..."
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"Okay, wise 911v-"
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"How many years did he get for pension fraud?"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: And the ball is going."
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"It's foul. Foul ball."
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"want to go clean your room."
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"Could you please blow your smoke the other way, Mr. Gribble?"
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"- I get Dale's spot. - What's with Dale?"
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"Boy, this new manager sure is methodical."
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"Come on. My grandmother hits like that."
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"God, I hate infield singles."
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"It put your tying run on first, Mr. Hill."
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"Got to like that."
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"Yeah."
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"That's true, Bobby, and..."
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"Chip. Chip Block. Nice to meet you, Mr. Hill."
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"How do you do that, Bobby?"
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"He's using show business."
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"Palmeirds gonna be looking for a fast ball."
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"BOBBY: All right!"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: Base hit."
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"Dang old Palmeiro, man..."
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"Palmeira got a fast ball and really turned it around."
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"Bobby, Chip, you get Dale's spot. Bill?"
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"It is!"
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"Round-tripper. He's gonna tag all the bags."
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"All right."
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"Thank you."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"I'd challenge you to a push-up contest."
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"[Hank laughs]"
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"- Yeah. - Eggs it is."
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"Mr. Hill, could you pass the sports section, please?"
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"Ain't that the truth?"
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"[Ominous instrumental music]"
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"I wonder who?"
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"Now let's see what Daddy got for you. Bud, get Dale his gift."
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"HBPPV birthday, squirt."
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"NANCY: Sug, are you all right?"
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"Fine."
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"Octavio, I want you to do the exact same thing..."
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"I just did to this picture to this guy in person."
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"Okay. I'm gonna need $20 now. And $20 when it is done."
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"And another $20 for expenses."
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"Yes, Dale. We're all going golfing, remember?"
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"I can't go. I got plans."
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"Yeah, plans."
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"Nice to see you again."
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"We got a spot open today for golfing."
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"How do you like to join our foursome?"
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"Maybe run some wind sprints."
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"maybe even fix you up with my three-wood."
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"HANK: Bobby? Chip? Let's go."
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"The man and the boy and the puppet leave the house."
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"[Bobby humming]"
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"Keep your left arm straight."
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"Yes!"
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"[Muffled screaming]"
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"No, sir. That's a temporary water hazard."
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"Free drop, no nearer to the hole, no penalty."
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"All right. How did you learn so much about golf?"
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"I've seen Happy Gilmore 50 times."
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"I hate Adam Sandier."
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"Yeah. He's all poo-poo jokes."
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"- Amen to that. - Dad."
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"I'm starting to get a ventriloquist's tan."
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"Right."
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"Mr. Popper?"
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"It's you, kid."
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"I hope I'm not disturbing you, sir."
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"[Using Chip's voice] He was disturbed before you got here."
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"So, how is that crazy wooden bastard?"
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"It's just..."
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"did you ever get the feeling..."
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"Of course. Chip was the star. And he got paid better, too."
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"I wanted to be known for more than just Chip Block."
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"At one point I even shelved him and hit the road solo."
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"I did sound effects."
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"I was the first guy to do windshield wipers."
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