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Clips from Scrubs - My Fifteen Seconds (S03E03)

"OK, now here's what you do. Are you ready?"
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"Sir, we've gotten some complaints"
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"to focus more on his hand-made smoking paraphernalia."
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"Boy oh boy, that's some rock. When's the big day?"
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"I'm just noticing how beautiful his mother's ring is."
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"We found organophosphates in your system."
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"Pesticides? No, I don't have any pest problems."
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"That must be so nice."
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"- They're just feelings, they'll heal. - Don't worry, we're on top of this."
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"Oh, I can't go to the carnival. I puke at carnivals. A lot."
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"Look, I have an even dandier idea."
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"Why don't you crazy kids do something on your own?"
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"Look, I'm Jordan's sister."
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"Smile."
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"Not great. I can't do it. I'd rather die hairy."
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"Mrs Koenings needs help to sleep. Haloperidol."
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"With Benzos, older people can have a bad reaction."
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"- Have I ever steered you wrong? - Who suggested this?"
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"- Smooth. - Benzo it is."
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"Please say you mean temperature-wise. You can't find broccoli sexy."
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"I was on the speech team at school..."
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"So I was thinking maybe I could do the announcements."
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"Just until Bernice gets back on her... foot."
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"Dr Cox seems to be having fun. But I think I know why."
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"Whack-a-newbie!"
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"Whack-a-newbie!"
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"Missed me!"
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"Perry?"
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"We're gonna eat food and look at the Fat Lady to make ourselves feel better."
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"It's the back-and-forth-y rides that get me."
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"Well, you have done it. It's Friday night"
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"...piles of manure, even though I've yet to see a single animal."
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"- That is weird. - I'll tell you what."
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"with those chicken bones you call arms,"
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"I'll let you take a free whack at my dome."
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"I already raised the hammer."
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"The only positive thing about this whole situation"
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"Dr Tushi, you're needed in the OR."
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"Nice name, buddy. Beat up in high school much?"
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"Just go."
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"Could you take a look at my ears?"
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"Mrs Koenings stabilized, so DIC the Posey vest."
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"That's what I think so maybe you should just DIC the vest"
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"and keep your opinion to yourself."
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"Because some people fight dirty."
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"You know, Danni, it's amazing that you're actually comfortable dating JD"
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"Sorry, folks, little problem here. Get you down in about an hour or so."
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"I don't feel so good."
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"I'm sorry I puked on your shoes."
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"Danni, that whole thing with Jordan... It's so long ago, I don't remember it."
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"I'm not gonna let it mess things up with the guy I'm in love with."
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"Thank God. Do you wanna get some pineapple pizza?"
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"You stupid mother..."
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"- Yes? - Carla, I just wanted to apologise."
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"It's my fault, I shouldn't have listened to you."
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"I need to be a strong enough doctor to ignore you when you won't shut up."
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"All medical personnel, report to the second floor for a catfight."
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"We sent Hazmat guys to your apartment. There were no signs of pesticides."
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"They also said you mixed Art Deco with Indonesian antiques."
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"- I think that is so daring. - Reel it in, Queer Eye."
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"Your little cheap shot didn't land. Danni isn't mad at me at all."
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"Hey, baby. Comin' to give Pop-pops some candy? Cos I'm hungry."
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"OK, later's fine too."
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"told me I was tying the wrong suture."
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"- I bet you listened to her. - I kicked her ass out the OR."
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"The point is, whatever happens with a patient is on my shoulders."
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"It's the same with Elliot. That's why your relationship's complicated."
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"Outside this hospital, you're the boss of Elliot."
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"You're the boss of me and you're the boss of everyone."
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"Am I really the boss of everybody outside?"
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"He said you'd know what that means."
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"Always fun to be in the bathroom listening to people talk so clearly"
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"you're sure they just heard you pee. You did, didn't you?"
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"- You start and stop a lot. - Lovely. Here."
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"I wish we could've figured out how that stuff got into your system."
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"Sometimes in medicine you have to chalk it up to one of life's great mysteries,"
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"like crop circles, or this gal's Adam's apple."
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"- I'm a girl, that's original. - I just want to say,"
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"if I don't see you again, thanks and take care."
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"Hey, everybody. This place has dynamite lamb."
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"- Guilt? - Yes, that."
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"- I don't like her to be right. - You're upset about your sister..."
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"You can't take this personally. Doctors don't listen to anyone."
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"Don't lump us together with numb-nuts."
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"Really? This morning I asked you to do me a favour involving my mother."
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"Oh, come on. I hope you guys listen better to your patients."
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"I can't remember the last time anyone was this nice to me."
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"I just want to say, if I don't see you again, thanks and take care."
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"you might have lost them forever."
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"- We need to talk. - About what?"
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"OK. Why?"
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"All your lovers have moved on."
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"If it's any consolation, my sources tell me they're happy."
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"Well, snooze you lose. In other news..."
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"- Get off that thing. - Listening can affect your career."
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"I hate you so much, every time you utter my name,"
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"No, Doctor. Just tell me what you need, I'll do it."
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"Ultimately, it keeps you in the moment."
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"Kill me."
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"But it got better from there."
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"Are you as into this as I am?"
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"It's a beautiful shot of you."
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"- Come on. - Be brilliant today."
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"I hit my head so hard, I saw cartoon birds."
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"A recent study found doctors spend 15 seconds listening to a patient."
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"It sounds insensitive, but the truth is, it's all the time you need."
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"Ponch!"
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"you ventured into his side of the house."
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"that the discount stethoscopes you ordered are uncomfortably tight."
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"You know, compared to the fake one I sent back to him. Oops."
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"Have you had any exposure to pesticides?"
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"- You don't really puke at carnivals. - I do. But I still love 'em."
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"Sir, I wanted to talk to you about that hernia seminar..."
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"Hey, Dr Kelso."
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"I don't know if you heard, but Bernice,"
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"- It's over. - Sorry."
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"I'm actually at a carnival with you, surrounded by..."
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"Good job, Son!"
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"I think I'll probably just go inside and wash my feet."
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"You can say whatever you want as long as you've got a smile on your face."
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