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Clips from American Vandal - Hard Facts: Vandalism and Vulgarity (S01E01)

"You know, honestly, it's just..."
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"The only thing on TV is, like..."
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"I mean, at this point, best-case scenario is"
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"But, I mean, that basically just means I have to jerk myself off... every night."
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"I mean, I guess the worst part of this whole thing"
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"I know I didn't do it."
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"Like, everyone."
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"As you can tell from my reaction, this news is a little bit shocking."
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"And then she hooks up with Alex Trimboli?"
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"Yes, they had his whiteboard dicks, Shapiro's tire,"
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"What if he's a liar?"
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"Uh, please state your name, and who you are."
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"What do you mean, who am I? That's a stupid question."
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"That's okay."
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"Um... Uh, now, just look at me, and not the camera, please."
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"Dylan, why am I interviewing you?"
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"- Because everyone thinks I did it. - Did what?"
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"KOYF3's Erin Caldwell is live on the scene in Oceanside. Erin?"
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"Chris, it is a shocking scene for Hanover High teachers"
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"who left school today only to find their cars vandalized with obscene images."
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"It was supposed to be a quiet administrative day at Hanover High."
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"A day off for students, teachers took part in a series of mandatory faculty..."
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"- Oh, my God, dude. - Look what happened at school."
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"They put a big one on my Jeep Wrangler behind me."
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"They got this entire row, as you can see."
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"- and got pretty much everybody. - Holy shit."
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"- Are you getting the head? - Yeah."
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"For Principal Janet Regan,"
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"this type of mischief is no laughing matter."
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"The vandal spray-painted obscene images on 27 cars"
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"in the staff parking lot, causing an estimated $100,000 in damages."
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"As of now, investigators have no leads."
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"Soon as I heard about the dicks, I knew."
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"- This is what Dylan does. - Dylan's a burnout loser."
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"Dylan Maxwell is the stupidest kid I've ever met."
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"He's a fucking idiot."
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"Dylan has a history"
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"I strongly recommend that you vote to expel Dylan Maxwell"
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"for vandalizing the 27 vehicles."
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"- Do you know who did it? - No."
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"I mean, seriously."
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"Like, it's super fucking funny, so, that's all chill, but..."
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"It's just such a bitch move."
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"who would spray-paint dicks on cars in the staff parking lot."
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"What kind of grades do they get?"
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"Probably not."
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"Or him?"
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"Or her?"
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"Everyone thinks I did it."
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"Except for my boys and my girl."
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"Who I was with at the time."
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"But no one believes us."
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"It was an admin day, so, no classes were held."
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"Twenty-seven dicks were spray-painted onto 27 cars in the staff parking lot"
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"of Hanover High School in Oceanside, California."
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"I had to drive home with a big..."
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"The children in the neighborhood saw it."
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"I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises."
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"We know this because the security footage in the parking lot"
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"from that time frame is missing."
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"- Hi, Pat. - Hi."
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"- Come on. - Perfect."
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"When Dylan does, like, something stupid, and he does stupid things all the time,"
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"I mean, he usually will... He admits it to me. I mean..."
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"because when he looks at me, and he lies, and I ask him a question,"
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"it's like his ears get red on the top, so, I know."
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"So, I don't think that he did it."
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"Because..."
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"I just don't."
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"We're part of Hanover High School's Morning Show."
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"Today is Wednesday, January 20th, and it is a C day."
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"My name is Peter Maldonado."
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"Madison with today's menu."
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"Mostly because he's always doing stuff like this."
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"Today, we have tacos and meatloaf..."
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"Disruptive, disrespectful, a history of poor decisions."
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"So, all the school board had to do was make their case."
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"And it's a compelling one. It's damning."
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"Can you tell us where you were on the afternoon of March 15th?"
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"Um, we had a science test next day, I went to grab them from my locker."
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"You are certain that it's Dylan?"
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"That's where I saw him."
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"Dick."
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"Dick."
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"Dick."
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"Dick."
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"That's what was so messed up. Like he had the whole thing planned out."
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"There's no way you could've mistaken Dylan for someone else?"
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"You're positive it was Dylan?"
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"From the day he came forward, Alex Trimboli had one story,"
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"And it made the school board's case against Dylan clean and simple."
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"All Dylan had to do was provide a reliable alibi"
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"Vice Principal Keene called in Dylan and his friends for separate interviews"
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"Okay, great. Have a seat. So, you know why you're here, right?"
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"I was at Lucas Wiley's house. We were prank calling his neighbor."
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"- Hello? - Jansen? They're on to you."
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"Pretty much. I left for a bit to go to my girlfriend Mackenzie's house,"
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"but other than that, yeah."
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"Well, that's not what your friends said."
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"I was at Lucas Wiley's house."
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"He was there with us."
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"- The whole day? - Yeah."
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"I mean, he left for a little bit to go to Priceless Moments to take a dump."
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"It's this antique store down the street from my house."
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"He doesn't like my bathroom. My mom has one of those squishy seats."
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"Dylan says the squishy toilet seats are like pressing your butt"
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"do you remember where Dylan was?"
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"Yeah, he was, uh, hanging over at Lucas Wiley's,"
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"and then he came and dropped off dog food at my place."
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"Great. Do you remember about what time he came to drop off the dog food?"
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"Um, like two-ish, 2:10, 2:15."
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"Okay. Well, sometime... Would you say sometime between two and 2:30?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay, great."
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"Um, do you have any proof that he was there?"
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"Um..."
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"I saw him."
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"Okay. Um..."
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"But if Dylan's friends all agree on Priceless Moments,"
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"why doesn't his girlfriend?"
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"I saw him."
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