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Clips from The Office (2005) - St. Patrick's Day (S06E06)

"which I do not have the decency to repeat,"
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"but trust me when I tell you that it..."
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"Hold that thought."
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"Well, well, well."
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"What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"
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"A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this."
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"Ooh. I love repartee."
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"Usually means there's a battle scene coming."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"So what do you do?"
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"I am an ESL teacher."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"See, I didn't think you could teach that."
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"I thought that was something you were born with."
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"What am I thinking right now?"
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"Are you thinking that I said ESP?"
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"Yes. I feel like an idiot. Awesome."
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"I was a little nervous when Pam told me he was her boss,"
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"but he doesn't act like a boss at all."
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"If I had a boss like that, we'd never get anything done."
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"So what do you think?"
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"About what?"
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"About Julie?"
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"She seems nice."
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"Yeah? Yeah."
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"So you like her? Uh, yeah, sure."
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"So Pam was right."
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"About what?"
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"Well, apparently Michael Scott is on a date,"
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"My brother, good head, bad heart. Good head, bad heart."
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"OSCAR: I know."
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"PAM: Yeah, you told me about him. JULIE: Yeah."
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"PAM: Oh, boy! JULIE: He's all right."
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"Hey, Michael, where have you been?"
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"Hey, you're supposed to hit the white ball first, buddy."
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"Hey! Nice one."
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"Guys, come on. I'm on a date."
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"Let me do my thing."
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"Hi, I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me."
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
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"Maybe."
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"(IMITATING BABY CRYING)"
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"Mommy!"
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"What is cracking? One second."
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"Guys, we're focusing. We can't talk."
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"What's this game? One second."
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"Yeah. How do you play?"
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"All right, it's all yours. Only three tickets."
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"If we save them up, we can get more than a sticker this time."
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"Stop telling me how to spend my tickets."
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"I know, but you wanted..."
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"Wow! Can you imagine what people would say"
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"Oh, I know."
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"They'd be like, "What's up with those two?""
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""Hey, guys, get a bedroom already.""
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""Did we miss the wedding?""
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"I got it. I'll do this and you play the racing game"
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"and then we'll switch."
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"No drama. Okay."
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"Oh, air hockey, basketball."
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"We could play that."
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"Oh, Whac-A-Mole."
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"Any brothers or sisters?"
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"Three brothers. Really?"
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"Mmm-hmm. Two are in the Marines, one's a cop."
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"Vegetarian?"
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"No. I love meat."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"What's your blood type?"
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"O negative. Universal donor."
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"Universal donor! Mmm-hmm."
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"(BLEEP)"
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"Angela versus Isabel. Height, advantage Isabel."
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"Birthing hips, advantage Isabel."
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"Legal obligation, advantage Angela."
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"Hey, guys, guys, guys. Excusez-moi. Hey."
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"Watch this. Ready?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm tying a knot in the stem with my tongue."
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"Michael, you don't have to do this."
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"Wow. That was close."
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"because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk."
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"And I learn. I absorb information"
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"from the strategies of the winners and the losers."
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"Actually, I probably learn more from the losers."
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"Did you tell them?"
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"No."
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"This is exactly what I don't want."
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"The drama."
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"Oh."
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"You are amazing at this. How did you get so good?"
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"Whack! Whack! Say it with me."
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"Whack! Extend the fingers more."
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"Whack! Good."
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"This looks like a hoot."
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"Hey, monkey, how you doing? Whack."
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"Okay."
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"we really did, but you don't need to worry"
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"about this whole contract thing anymore."
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"It's just that we both... We want different things."
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"You know, I want a big family."
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"I could see enjoying that."
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"No, no, no, no, no. I want a big family."
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"Tall, thick. A big, physically big family."
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"You're off the hook."
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"But we signed the contract."
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"It's dissolved. Don't worry. You're free."
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"Okay? Okay. We'll see you later."
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"But we both... And you didn't do..."
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"Wow! Maybe we should tell her he's not normally like this."
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"Maybe it should come from a note."
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"With flowers. Tomorrow."
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"Hello. Hello."
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"Yeah! Why don't you send the bill"
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"to 23 I Don't Care Lane, Scranton, Pennsylvania?"
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"Hey, Michael, why don't you just get down?"
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"Hey, she can tell I'm on a date, right?"
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"Ted, we having fun?"
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"Really? You told on me. That's lame."
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"What? All right, go."
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