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Clips from Veep - Convention (S04E04)

"The fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents"
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"Good-bye, ma'am."
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"Well, that was clearly about me."
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"She's just one of those women who resents powerful women."
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"What do you think of Tom James?"
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"What do I think of him? I think there's a lot to think."
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"Yeah, I know what Amy's number is."
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"Why would I make you look bad?"
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"Holy shit."
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"Amy's gone."
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"Holy shit, that's insane."
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"Wow, I'm getting the same thing, guys."
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"Maybe we're getting the same text message. Oh, yeah, we are."
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"Okay, look, we need a plan."
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"- Nothing? - It sounded like you had a plan."
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"- There's two of you. - That means we immediately have a fucking plan?"
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"the human vegetable find out about this."
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"- Why would we tell him? - I don't know!"
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"Look, just keep your mouths shut."
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"Let me do all the talking, all right?"
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"I'm gonna throw that over to Jonah."
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"Thank you, Dan."
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"Amy is too busy right now at the convention."
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"She's working at the convention."
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"- She's working. - I heard she walked."
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"No, no, Ian, Ian. Listen to me."
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"I have a little black book, okay?"
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"Okay, you two, get out of my office."
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"- Nope. - No."
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"and you remain the same?"
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"Cal, heard what you said about South Korea."
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"So hard my wife started to suspect something."
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"They had to put police tape around the desk after you were done."
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"Hey, Natty. What a cool guy."
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"You shit ice cubes and you piss snowflakes, right?"
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"- Yes. - Maybe we should take a step back and just reassess."
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"Are you serious? This guy is an all-American hero."
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"- Like Evel Knieval. - Yeah."
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"- No, better. Lovely Knovley. - I like that."
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"Come on, Mike, everyone has skeletons. Ask any bag man."
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"- Oh, my God, is that why you didn't want to chose him? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Okay, ma'am, show time. - Okay."
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"Oh, come on, Tom James."
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"My knight in shining armor."
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"You know Mike McClintock."
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"- And Kent Davison. - Senator, a pleasure."
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"- It's good to see you. - I'm Karen."
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"- Gary. - So can we offer you something to drink?"
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"I could murder and make a lampshade out of a Manhattan."
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"- Uh-huh. Water? - Bourbon, neat."
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"You need to go straighten up my room."
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"- Okay. Hello. - Hurry up."
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"- So why don't we just head this way... - This way?"
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"- So we can have a little private gabbing time. - Sure."
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"- Gabbing time. - Gabbing time."
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"- Excusez-moi. - That's all right."
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"It's fine. Come."
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"So you're back in the game, huh?"
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"- I certainly am. - Wonderful."
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"- How are you feeling? - Good. Feels good."
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"He's on the mend. He's in a lot of pain."
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"And it's gonna be a long road."
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"I don't want to rush you, but I do need to ask you this, Tom."
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"on the ticket as my running mate?"
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"Madam President, I..."
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"I had a feeling that this was in the wind."
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"Sure, okay. Yeah."
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"I'm afraid, with deep regret..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"That I'm going to have to accept."
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"- Oh, my God. Guys! - Guys!"
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"Guys, look what I got! Look what I got!"
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"- Sounds like good news. - I got him."
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"- Welcome aboard, Senator. - Thank you. Thank you."
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"You are so bad. You are naughty."
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"I just said, "Would you join me on the ticket as my running mate?""
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"Well, I said,"
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""Madam President, it is with deep regret...""
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"I'm afraid I'm going to have to accept.""
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"Nicely done. Very nicely done."
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"- Can you stand it? - What? What? What? Come on, what happened?"
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"- Oh, my God, Mike. You are gonna die. - Listen to this."
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"This is hilarious."
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"you know, "Will you join me on the ticket as my running mate?""
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"- Again? - Yeah, definitely tell him."
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"- Please. Can't wait. - It's hilarious. Tell him."
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"No, you didn't say that. He did not say that."
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"No, wait, that's not even the best part. Listen."
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"Then I said, "I'm afraid...""
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""I'm going to have to accept.""
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"He accepted."
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"He accepted. Oh, it's tremendous."
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"- Thank you, Mike. - You joker."
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"Okay, you need to go get things going, right?"
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"Oh, gosh, yes. It is with deep regret I must work."
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"This is the best announcement"
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"since all those pandas got pregnant."
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"- I don't know what that means. - Toast!"
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"- Deep regret. - To deep regret."
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"Indeed, indeed."
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"Take it quick, quick, quick."
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"Okay, all right, that's fine. That's enough."
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"- Okay. - Thank you."
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"I should sit down with Amy Brookheimer,"
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"see where I fit into the plan."
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"- Yeah, I had to let her go. - Yeah, she went crazy."
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"Oh, no, no. We do, yeah."
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"That's all completely under control."
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"Our campaign manager is..."
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"- Well, that was a meeting that I wasn't at. - That is correct."
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"I bet they are!"
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"But we have to tell them who our new campaign manager is ASAP."
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"Okay, good. You can go do that, then."
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"That's great."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I love your tie. I love your tie."
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"- Kent. - Yes, ma'am?"
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"Do you have "The New York Times"?"
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"- I can get it for you. Absolutely. - Good."
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"I said, "How about I sign your arm?""
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