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Clips from The Simpsons - Friend with Benefit (S27E27)

Videos 1989 Season 27, Episode 6 4 min ★ 6.4/10 (73 ratings) 473 clips
Short Comedy
Eleventy-hundred?
"Eleventy-hundred?"
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I can't afford that.
"I can't afford that."
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than the way I get up now.
"than the way I get up now."
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Want to cut up a banana without peeling it?
"Want to cut up a banana without peeling it?"
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I like magic!
"I like magic!"
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Or did I take 52?
"Or did I take 52?"
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Do you want to join?
"Do you want to join?"
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I need to go to the bathroom.
"I need to go to the bathroom."
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I'd love to join.
"I'd love to join."
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Honestly, this is the only booth that doesn't creep me out.
"Honestly, this is the only booth that doesn't creep me out."
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Trying to make friends.
"Trying to make friends."
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it's 3:00 p.m., so Willie's turnin' on the sprinklers!
"it's 3:00 p.m., so Willie's turnin' on the sprinklers!"
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"Wish I Was Here."
""Wish I Was Here.""
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that has true wisdom, it's crowds.
"that has true wisdom, it's crowds."
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Give what?
"Give what?"
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Uh, Lisa... eh, well, we'll fix that in post.
"Uh, Lisa... eh, well, we'll fix that in post."
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I don't give handouts
"I don't give handouts"
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to poor people.
"to poor people."
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That's right.
"That's right."
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That lazy lump!
"That lazy lump!"
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After I finish this beer and have a nap,
"After I finish this beer and have a nap,"
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You have a separate phone?
"You have a separate phone?"
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Up, down,
"Up, down,"
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Oh, yes, I do.
"Oh, yes, I do."
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Homie, answer the door!
"Homie, answer the door!"
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is never gonna get the finer things in life.
"is never gonna get the finer things in life."
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Can you take me to a concert with my new friend Harper?
"Can you take me to a concert with my new friend Harper?"
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Her dad got us the seats.
"Her dad got us the seats."
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But who cares?
"But who cares?"
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I understand.
"I understand."
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That's how I felt about Crocodile Dundee.
"That's how I felt about Crocodile Dundee."
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Oh, this is never coming off!
"Oh, this is never coming off!"
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and said all those things I secretly believe.
"and said all those things I secretly believe."
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I'm afraid you don't belong here.
"I'm afraid you don't belong here."
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Your wristbands are platinum with stripes.
"Your wristbands are platinum with stripes."
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Ladies and gentlemen,
"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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please welcome the new owner of the Springfield Arena,
"please welcome the new owner of the Springfield Arena,"
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I love this venue!
"I love this venue!"
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Venue!
"Venue!"
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I know that guy.
"I know that guy."
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Yeah, sure you do, Uncle Lenny.
"Yeah, sure you do, Uncle Lenny."
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No, he works at the plant with me.
"No, he works at the plant with me."
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♪ Yeah, we do, yeah, we do, yeah, we do ♪
"♪ Yeah, we do, yeah, we do, yeah, we do ♪"
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Maybe we're not close enough to the band, huh?
"Maybe we're not close enough to the band, huh?"
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♪ How about we all just... ♪
"♪ How about we all just... ♪"
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Hey, Homer, you want to get out of here, get a beer?
"Hey, Homer, you want to get out of here, get a beer?"
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When I'm happy, I make holes.
"When I'm happy, I make holes."
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You try. Whoo-hoo!
"You try. Whoo-hoo!"
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Uh, listen, sweetie.
"Uh, listen, sweetie."
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My one regret is I was too drunk to drive.
"My one regret is I was too drunk to drive."
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What's the trick here?!
"What's the trick here?!"
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So...
"So..."
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I got you a friendship present.
"I got you a friendship present."
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But still, I love this!
"But still, I love this!"
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I'm not mad, I just think this is...
"I'm not mad, I just think this is..."
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Just what?
"Just what?"
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I could've been friends with anybody--
"I could've been friends with anybody--"
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Interrupt, interrupt, interrupt, interrupt! That girl with freckles
"Interrupt, interrupt, interrupt, interrupt! That girl with freckles"
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only on one side of her face.
"only on one side of her face."
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Could you please, just for once, not interrupt me?!
"Could you please, just for once, not interrupt me?!"
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Whoa, sweet bike.
"Whoa, sweet bike."
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You owe me a Caribbean vacation, Lisa!
"You owe me a Caribbean vacation, Lisa!"
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and the only problem will be the sand in our whatevers.
"and the only problem will be the sand in our whatevers."
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Welcome to Jambowski Island.
"Welcome to Jambowski Island."
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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Why is everything yours?!
"Why is everything yours?!"
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No, no, with the girls.
"No, no, with the girls."
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Dad...
"Dad..."
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It's time I stood up for myself.
"It's time I stood up for myself."
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There's nothing I love more than her.
"There's nothing I love more than her."
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And we don't have to be on the same island
"And we don't have to be on the same island"
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Let's go, Marge.
"Let's go, Marge."
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Now? I just got up.
"Now? I just got up."
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Oh, I better sit down. Where can I sit?
"Oh, I better sit down. Where can I sit?"
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Dad, what you said was really nice.
"Dad, what you said was really nice."
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I know.
"I know."
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that didn't let Marge know I was drunk.
"that didn't let Marge know I was drunk."
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and Jet-Skiing
"and Jet-Skiing"
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Good-bye, obese natives
"Good-bye, obese natives"
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Shh!
"Shh!"
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Hmm?
"Hmm?"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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Coming up on Undercover CEO,
"Coming up on Undercover CEO,"
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Krusty the clown learns what it's like to work for himself.
"Krusty the clown learns what it's like to work for himself."
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Pass.
"Pass."
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There comes a time in everyone's life
"There comes a time in everyone's life"
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when you need a little extra help
"when you need a little extra help"
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getting up from your chair.
"getting up from your chair."
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That's why we invented the Seat-to-Feet Lift Chair,
"That's why we invented the Seat-to-Feet Lift Chair,"
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which makes getting up by yourself...
"which makes getting up by yourself..."
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A thing of the past?
"A thing of the past?"
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...a thing of the past!
"...a thing of the past!"
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Whoo-hoo!
"Whoo-hoo!"
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Wha...? He's... he's up!
"Wha...? He's... he's up!"
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He's up.
"He's up."
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But that chair would be a lot better
"But that chair would be a lot better"
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Come on...
"Come on..."
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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Magic Club!
"Magic Club!"
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Join and...
"Join and..."
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I'll tell you how.
"I'll tell you how."
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It's with a needle and thread!
"It's with a needle and thread!"
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Just man the booth.
"Just man the booth."
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Hug me! Hug me!
"Hug me! Hug me!"
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Hug me!
"Hug me!"
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I'm Harper. Just moved here.
"I'm Harper. Just moved here."
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Lisa. Always been here.
"Lisa. Always been here."
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Well, I've got news for all of your clubs:
"Well, I've got news for all of your clubs:"
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Guys,
"Guys,"
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I need your advice.
"I need your advice."
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Season three of anything is the best.
"Season three of anything is the best."
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Agreed.
"Agreed."
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But I wanted advice for something else.
"But I wanted advice for something else."
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It's something I really need for my well-being,
"It's something I really need for my well-being,"
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but I just don't have the bucks.
"but I just don't have the bucks."
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The thing everyone's doing these days,
"The thing everyone's doing these days,"
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uh, by which I mean a couple of years ago,
"uh, by which I mean a couple of years ago,"
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is to get money through crowdfunding.
"is to get money through crowdfunding."
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You thought about that?
"You thought about that?"
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Yes, but what is it?
"Yes, but what is it?"
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